Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, and transvestites I am your platter poppa, your woofer whopper Your from the mohav Sellin' out the alley of the anti-dope valley
Rollin' like a tumbleweed through Pimpville, I'm the Hustler, Afro mutha' fuckin' Givin' a shout out to all parasites (Parasites? You me?)
These (Mosquitos) Mosquite Swarmin' around my tryin' to suck me dry But money to hard to give it all to a broad (I that's right, hell, yeah)
We all do stupid things payin' too for pussy Don't to be one of em' So fellas, don't get (Say what?)
Whoop pussy (While yer bullshuttin' looky boy) And we ain't talkin' all women But if the maxipad fits, go ahead and it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the woman of my (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I want to put a woman like you somewhere on my team You have a sense of humor you and you smart (You so intelligent) But when you to take my money, honey You my fuckin' heart
(C'mon 'cuz where you at You broke my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I need you to on out my car (Step on out my car don't your panties and your bra) 'Cuz now I know what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, off parole the Quarterpiece Quartet)
You gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (What you say You need some what? You need some money?) If pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (You you fucked up, don't ya? you know you fucked up Don't ya? ya?)
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get maybe (N-n-no you'd you not skip this song, you better Not skip song) If your pussy ain't it's not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' them male Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah So listen to shit, biotch)
See, I finally figured out why these be hoin' is the only thing a bitch got goin' It must be Sunday, 'cuz you got no With the G-string goin' up the crack ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't speak back I spoke to you (Spoke to you) Why? Do I broke to you? You put your head down, baby, you pass me (Pass me) You hit the dance floor and started nasty (Nasty)
And it's a trip when a stripper start to All the home feel obligated to tip Baby, even though I love the way you your thighs I'm savin' my money for chile cheese fries
Please, don't me laugh ho Take yo gold diggin' off my Afro (Afro) you money for dancin'? Come on, boo I wouldn't it to you, if you let me come on you
Ooh, I never found a gold diggin' arousin' I'm a black boy from the year two thousand Payin' a is preposterous Unless you stick your dick her esophagus
And even if you did that, you a trick (Still a trick) You to make the woman pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one there, ain't doin' nuthin'
And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for good Nine times outta ten you didn't get your dick Bitch too busy, thinkin' all the money out yer bank account
So get out my Cadillac, slow And go back to your dil-do If you're lookin' for a trick, Miss Gold You need to go talk to a old
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy to get rich maybe (All these little prostitutes, 'cuz) If your pussy free it's not for me, baby (Get to the and the bitch stick out her hand and shit)
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer tryin' to get rich maybe (You know I ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the You know I'm sayin' cuz?) If your pussy ain't it's not for me, baby (Hey, flip it with finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, this girl walked up to me the day (You have my money) I even fuckin' her she want me to jeopardize my life Take her to the wrong neighborhood way across (Honey) And got mad at me when I her for some
Money for some gas in my (You have my money) I told her like eyea, bitch, I ain't playin' It ain't like you my woman you know what I'm Talkin' a man s'posed to take care of a woman
I told her sugar free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got from your Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail oops upside yo head 'bout take me shopping
I told her be legit check this shit out, I say, hey man I said hit me your welfare check is comin' And maybe we can go to the mall, or punk bitch (Hey what's Nate Dogg them bitches man? Hey let me and say)
'Cuz I-I-I never met a girl (Whay you me hey come on y'all) That I love, in the wide world (What Ice Cube say, hey it out, he say)
Last night she sucked my Now she Little Man he suck my dick and let's cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man