Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, and transvestites I am your platter spinnin' poppa, your woofer G-mosav from the mohav Sellin' weed out the alley of the anti-dope
Rollin' like a tumbleweed Pimpville, Pimpafornia I'm the Hungry Hustler, mutha' fuckin' Givin' a out to all these parasites (Parasites? You me?)
mosquitos (Mosquitos) Mosquite Swarmin' around my tryin' to suck me dry But money come to hard to it all to a broad (I that's right, hell, yeah)
We all do things payin' too much for pussy Don't to be one of em' So fellas, get pussy-whoopped (Say what?)
Whoop pussy (While yer bullshuttin' looky boy) And we ain't bout all women But if the fits, go ahead and wear it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the woman of my (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I really to put a woman like you somewhere on my team You have a of humor you sexy and you smart (You so intelligent) But you tried to take my money, honey You my fuckin' heart
(C'mon 'cuz where you at loco? You broke my heart) I baby, yeah, I need you to step on out my car (Step on out my car don't forget panties and your bra) now I know exactly what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, off parole the Quarterpiece Quartet)
You gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (What you say baby? You need some what? You need money?) If pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (You you fucked up, don't ya? you know you fucked up Don't ya? ya?)
You's a gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you'd you not skip this song, you better Not this song) If pussy ain't free it's not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' them male bashers Ricky Lake and Latifah So to this shit, biotch)
See, I finally figured out why these ho's be Pussy is the only a bitch got goin' It must be Sunday, 'cuz you got no With the goin' up the crack o'yer ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't back when I spoke to you (Spoke to you) Why? Do I look to you? You put head down, baby, then you pass me (Pass me) You hit the dance floor and dancin' nasty (Nasty)
And a trip when a stripper start to strip All the home feel obligated to tip Baby, even though I love the way you your thighs I'm my money for some chile cheese fries
Please, don't make me ho Take yo gold hands off my Afro (Afro) Give you for dancin'? Come on, boo I wouldn't it to you, if you let me come on you
Ooh, I never found a gold diggin' arousin' I'm a stingy black boy the year two thousand a broad is preposterous Unless you stick dick down her esophagus
And even if you did that, you a trick (Still a trick) You need to make the pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one layin' there, ain't nuthin'
And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for luck Nine outta ten you didn't get your dick sucked too busy, thinkin' 'bout Takin' all the money out yer bank
So get out my Cadillac, slow And go back home to your If you're lookin' for a trick, Gold Digger You need to go to a old nigga
You gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (All these little prostitutes, 'cuz) If pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (Get to the house and the bitch stick out her and shit)
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy to get rich maybe (You I ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the microphone You what I'm sayin' cuz?) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (Hey, flip it with finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, this walked up to me the other day (You have my money) I ain't even her she want me to jeopardize my life her to the wrong neighborhood way across town (Honey) And got mad at me I asked her for some
for some gas in my Cadillac (You can't my money) I told her this eyea, bitch, I ain't playin' It ain't like you my woman you know I'm sayin'? Talkin' 'bout a man to take care of a woman
I told her like sugar free, I said now wait a minute baby, on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some you got from your mama Now I fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops upside yo head Talkin' 'bout me shopping
I told her be legit check this shit out, I say, hey man I said hit me when your check is comin' And maybe we can go to the mall, or sumpin' punk (Hey what's Nate Dogg tell them bitches Hey let me and say)
'Cuz have never met a girl (Whay you playin' me hey on y'all) That I love, in the whole world (What Ice say, hey check it out, he say)
Last she sucked my dick Now she kissin' Man Won't he suck my and let's cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man