Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, and transvestites I am your platter spinnin' poppa, your whopper G-mosav from the mohav Sellin' out the alley of the anti-dope valley
Rollin' a tumbleweed through Pimpville, Pimpafornia I'm the Hungry Hustler, Afro mutha' Givin' a out to all these parasites (Parasites? You me?)
mosquitos (Mosquitos) Mosquite Swarmin' my water tryin' to suck me dry But money come to hard to give it all to a (I know right, hell, yeah)
We all do stupid payin' too much for pussy Don't to be one of em' So fellas, don't get (Say what?)
Whoop pussy (While yer looky here boy) And we ain't talkin' bout all But if the maxipad fits, go and wear it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the woman of my (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I want to put a woman like you somewhere on my team You a sense of humor you sexy and you smart (You so intelligent) But when you tried to take my money, You broke my fuckin'
(C'mon where you at loco? You broke my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I you to step on out my car (Step on out my car don't your panties and your bra) 'Cuz now I know what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, fresh off parole the Quartet)
You gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (What you say You need some what? You need some money?) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (You you fucked up, don't ya? you know you fucked up Don't ya? ya?)
You's a diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you better not skip this song, you better Not skip song) If your pussy ain't free not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' them male bashers Ricky Lake and Latifah So listen to shit, biotch)
See, I finally figured out why these be hoin' Pussy is the only thing a bitch got It must be Sunday, you got no class With the G-string goin' up the crack ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't back when I spoke to you (Spoke to you) Why? Do I look to you? You put your head down, baby, then you me (Pass me) You hit the floor and started dancin' nasty (Nasty)
And it's a trip when a stripper to strip All the boys feel obligated to tip Baby, even though I love the way you your thighs I'm savin' my money for some cheese fries
Please, don't me laugh ho Take yo diggin' hands off my Afro (Afro) Give you for dancin'? Come on, boo I wouldn't it to you, if you let me come on you
Ooh, I never found a gold woman arousin' I'm a black boy from the year two thousand Payin' a broad is Unless you stick your dick down her
And if you did that, you still a trick (Still a trick) You need to make the woman pay for dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one layin' there, doin' nuthin'
And I bet you ate the hopin' for good luck Nine times outta ten you didn't get dick sucked too busy, thinkin' 'bout Takin' all the money out yer bank
So get out my Cadillac, slow And go home to your dil-do If you're lookin' for a trick, Miss Gold You need to go talk to a old
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer tryin' to get rich maybe (All these little prostitutes, 'cuz) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (Get to the house and the bitch stick out her and shit)
a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (You I ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the microphone You what I'm sayin' cuz?) If your ain't free it's not for me, baby (Hey, let's flip it finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, this walked up to me the other day (You can't my money) I ain't even fuckin' her she me to jeopardize my life her to the wrong neighborhood way across town (Honey) And got mad at me when I her for some
for some gas in my Cadillac (You can't my money) I told her like this eyea, bitch, I ain't It ain't you my woman you know what I'm sayin'? Talkin' 'bout a man to take care of a woman
I her like sugar free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got from your Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops yo head Talkin' take me shopping
I told her like be legit check shit out, I say, hey man I said hit me when welfare check is comin' And we can go to the mall, or sumpin' punk bitch (Hey Nate Dogg tell them bitches man? Hey let me and say)
'Cuz have never met a girl (Whay you playin' me hey on y'all) That I love, in the whole world (What Ice Cube say, hey it out, he say)
night she sucked my dick Now she kissin' Man Won't he suck my dick and cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man