Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians and I am platter spinnin' poppa, your woofer whopper Your from the mohav Sellin' weed out the alley of the valley
like a tumbleweed through Pimpville, Pimpafornia I'm the Hustler, Afro mutha' fuckin' Givin' a shout out to all parasites (Parasites? You me?)
mosquitos (Mosquitos) Mosquite Swarmin' around my tryin' to suck me dry But money to hard to give it all to a broad (I know right, hell, yeah)
We all do stupid payin' too much for pussy Don't to be one of em' So fellas, get pussy-whoopped (Say what?)
Whoop pussy (While yer bullshuttin' looky boy) And we ain't talkin' bout all But if the maxipad fits, go ahead and it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the woman of my (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I really want to put a woman like you somewhere on my You have a sense of you sexy and you smart (You so intelligent) But you tried to take my money, honey You broke my heart
(C'mon 'cuz you at loco? You broke my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I you to step on out my car (Step on out my car don't forget your and your bra) 'Cuz now I know what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, off parole the Quarterpiece Quartet)
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy to get rich maybe (What you say baby? You some what? You need some money?) If pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (You you fucked up, don't ya? you know you fucked up Don't ya? ya?)
You's a gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you'd you better not this song, you better Not this song) If your pussy ain't free not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' them bashers Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah So to this shit, biotch)
See, I figured out why these ho's be hoin' is the only thing a bitch got goin' It must be Sunday, 'cuz you got no With the goin' up the crack o'yer ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't back when I spoke to you (Spoke to you) Why? Do I broke to you? You put your head down, baby, you pass me (Pass me) You hit the dance floor and dancin' nasty (Nasty)
And it's a trip when a stripper start to All the home feel obligated to tip Baby, even though I love the way you your thighs I'm savin' my money for some cheese fries
Please, don't make me ho Take yo diggin' hands off my Afro (Afro) Give you money for Come on, boo I give it to you, if you let me come on you
Ooh, I never found a gold woman arousin' I'm a black boy from the year two thousand Payin' a broad is Unless you your dick down her esophagus
And if you did that, you still a trick (Still a trick) You to make the woman pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one layin' there, doin' nuthin'
And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for good Nine times outta ten you didn't get your dick Bitch too busy, thinkin' Takin' all the out yer bank account
So get out my Cadillac, real And go back to your dil-do If you're lookin' for a trick, Miss Gold You to go talk to a old nigga
You gold diggin' usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (All these undercover prostitutes, 'cuz) If your ain't free it's not for me, baby (Get to the and the bitch stick out her hand and shit)
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer tryin' to get rich maybe (You know I ain't to be too niggerish on the microphone You what I'm sayin' cuz?) If your pussy ain't it's not for me, baby (Hey, let's it with finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, this girl up to me the other day (You have my money) I ain't even her she want me to jeopardize my life Take her to the wrong way across town (Honey) And got mad at me when I asked her for
Money for some gas in my (You have my money) I told her like eyea, bitch, I ain't playin' It ain't like you my woman you know what I'm Talkin' 'bout a man s'posed to take of a woman
I told her like free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got from mama Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops upside yo Talkin' 'bout take me
I told her be legit check this shit out, I say, hey man I said hit me when your welfare check is And maybe we can go to the mall, or punk bitch (Hey what's Nate Dogg them bitches man? Hey let me and say)
'Cuz I-I-I have met a girl (Whay you me hey come on y'all) That I love, in the wide world (What Ice Cube say, hey it out, he say)
Last night she my dick Now she Little Man Won't he suck my dick and cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man