Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, and transvestites I am your platter spinnin' poppa, your whopper Your from the mohav Sellin' weed out the alley of the valley
Rollin' like a tumbleweed Pimpville, Pimpafornia I'm the Hustler, Afro mutha' fuckin' Givin' a out to all these parasites (Parasites? You me?)
mosquitos (Mosquitos) Mosquite Swarmin' around my tryin' to suck me dry But money to hard to give it all to a broad (I know right, hell, yeah)
We all do stupid things payin' too for pussy Don't to be one of em' So fellas, get pussy-whoopped (Say what?)
Whoop pussy (While yer looky here boy) And we ain't talkin' bout all But if the maxipad fits, go ahead and it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the of my dreams (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I really want to put a woman like you on my team You have a of humor you sexy and you smart (You so intelligent) But when you tried to my money, honey You broke my fuckin'
(C'mon 'cuz where you at You broke my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I need you to on out my car (Step on out my car don't forget your panties and bra) 'Cuz now I know what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, fresh off the Quarterpiece Quartet)
You gold bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (What you say baby? You need what? You need some money?) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (You know you fucked up, don't ya? you you fucked up Don't ya? ya?)
You's a gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you'd you better not this song, you better Not skip song) If your pussy free it's not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' them male bashers Ricky Lake and Queen So listen to shit, biotch)
See, I figured out why these ho's be hoin' Pussy is the thing a bitch got goin' It must be Sunday, 'cuz you got no With the G-string up the crack o'yer ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't back when I spoke to you (Spoke to you) Do I look broke to you? You put your head down, baby, you pass me (Pass me) You hit the floor and started dancin' nasty (Nasty)
And it's a when a stripper start to strip All the home boys feel to tip Baby, even I love the way you grease your thighs I'm savin' my for some chile cheese fries
Please, don't make me ho Take yo gold diggin' off my Afro (Afro) Give you money for dancin'? on, boo I give it to you, if you let me come on you
Ooh, I never found a gold diggin' arousin' I'm a black boy from the year two thousand Payin' a is preposterous Unless you your dick down her esophagus
And even if you did that, you still a (Still a trick) You need to the woman pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one layin' there, doin' nuthin'
And I bet you ate the pussy for good luck Nine times outta ten you didn't get your dick Bitch too busy, 'bout Takin' all the money out yer bank
So get out my Cadillac, slow And go back home to your If you're lookin' for a trick, Gold Digger You to go talk to a old nigga
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy to get rich maybe (All little undercover prostitutes, 'cuz) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (Get to the house and the bitch stick out her and shit)
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich (You know I ain't to be too niggerish on the microphone You know I'm sayin' cuz?) If your pussy free it's not for me, baby (Hey, flip it with finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, this walked up to me the other day (You have my money) I even fuckin' her she want me to jeopardize my life her to the wrong neighborhood way across town (Honey) And got mad at me when I her for some
Money for some gas in my (You have my money) I told her like this eyea, bitch, I ain't It like you my woman you know what I'm sayin'? 'bout a man s'posed to take care of a woman
I told her like free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got from mama Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' upside yo head 'bout take me shopping
I told her like be legit check shit out, I say, hey man I said hit me your welfare check is comin' And maybe we can go to the mall, or sumpin' bitch (Hey what's Nate Dogg tell them bitches Hey let me and say)
'Cuz have never met a girl (Whay you me hey come on y'all) That I love, in the whole world (What Ice say, hey check it out, he say)
night she sucked my dick Now she kissin' Man Won't he my dick and let's cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man