Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians and I am platter spinnin' poppa, your woofer whopper Your G-mosav the mohav Sellin' weed out the alley of the valley
like a tumbleweed through Pimpville, Pimpafornia I'm the Hustler, Afro mutha' fuckin' a shout out to all these parasites (Parasites? You me?)
mosquitos (Mosquitos) Mosquite Swarmin' around my tryin' to suck me dry But come to hard to give it all to a broad (I know right, hell, yeah)
We all do stupid things payin' too for pussy have to be one of em' So fellas, get pussy-whoopped (Say what?)
Whoop that (While yer looky here boy) And we talkin' bout all women But if the maxipad fits, go and wear it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the woman of my (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I really want to put a like you somewhere on my team You a sense of humor you sexy and you smart (You so intelligent) But when you to take my money, honey You my fuckin' heart
(C'mon 'cuz where you at loco? You my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I you to step on out my car (Step on out my car don't forget panties and your bra) now I know exactly what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, fresh off parole the Quartet)
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer tryin' to get rich maybe (What you say You need some what? You need some money?) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (You know you fucked up, don't ya? you know you up Don't ya? ya?)
You's a gold bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you'd you better not this song, you better Not skip song) If pussy ain't free it's not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' male bashers Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah So to this shit, biotch)
See, I finally figured out why these ho's be Pussy is the thing a bitch got goin' It must be Sunday, 'cuz you got no With the G-string up the crack o'yer ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't back when I spoke to you (Spoke to you) Why? Do I look broke to You put head down, baby, then you pass me (Pass me) You hit the floor and started dancin' nasty (Nasty)
And it's a when a stripper start to strip All the home boys obligated to tip Baby, though I love the way you grease your thighs I'm savin' my money for chile cheese fries
Please, don't me laugh ho Take yo gold hands off my Afro (Afro) you money for dancin'? Come on, boo I give it to you, if you let me come on you
Ooh, I never a gold diggin' woman arousin' I'm a stingy boy from the year two thousand a broad is preposterous Unless you stick your dick down her
And if you did that, you still a trick (Still a trick) You to make the woman pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one layin' there, doin' nuthin'
And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for good Nine outta ten you didn't get your dick sucked too busy, thinkin' 'bout Takin' all the money out yer account
So get out my Cadillac, slow And go back home to dil-do If you're for a trick, Miss Gold Digger You need to go to a old nigga
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich (All these undercover prostitutes, 'cuz) If pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (Get to the house and the stick out her hand and shit)
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich (You know I tryin' to be too niggerish on the microphone You know I'm sayin' cuz?) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (Hey, flip it with finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, girl walked up to me the other day (You can't my money) I ain't even fuckin' her she want me to my life Take her to the neighborhood way across town (Honey) And got mad at me when I asked her for
Money for gas in my Cadillac (You can't my money) I told her this eyea, bitch, I ain't playin' It ain't like you my woman you know what I'm 'bout a man s'posed to take care of a woman
I told her like free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got from your mama Now I ain't fixin' to break fingernail goin' oops upside yo head 'bout take me shopping
I told her like be check this shit out, I say, hey man I said hit me when welfare check is comin' And maybe we can go to the mall, or sumpin' punk (Hey what's Nate Dogg them bitches man? Hey let me and say)
'Cuz I-I-I never met a girl (Whay you me hey come on y'all) That I love, in the wide world (What Ice Cube say, hey it out, he say)
Last she sucked my dick Now she Little Man Won't he suck my and let's cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man