Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, and transvestites I am your platter poppa, your woofer whopper Your from the mohav Sellin' weed out the of the anti-dope valley
Rollin' like a tumbleweed Pimpville, Pimpafornia I'm the Hungry Hustler, Afro fuckin' a shout out to all these parasites (Parasites? You me?)
mosquitos (Mosquitos) Mosquite around my water tryin' to suck me dry But money come to to give it all to a broad (I that's right, hell, yeah)
We all do stupid payin' too much for pussy Don't to be one of em' So fellas, get pussy-whoopped (Say what?)
that pussy (While yer bullshuttin' looky boy) And we ain't talkin' bout all But if the maxipad fits, go and wear it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the of my dreams (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I want to put a woman like you somewhere on my team You have a of humor you sexy and you smart (You so intelligent) But when you tried to take my money, You broke my heart
(C'mon 'cuz you at loco? You broke my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I you to step on out my car (Step on out my car don't forget your panties and bra) 'Cuz now I exactly what you are (Ladies and gentlemen, off parole the Quarterpiece Quartet)
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy to get rich maybe (What you say baby? You need what? You need some money?) If your pussy ain't it's not for me, baby (You know you fucked up, don't ya? you know you up Don't ya? ya?)
You's a gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you'd you better not this song, you better Not this song) If your pussy free it's not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' them male Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah So to this shit, biotch)
See, I finally out why these ho's be hoin' Pussy is the only thing a got goin' It be Sunday, 'cuz you got no class With the goin' up the crack o'yer ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't speak back when I to you (Spoke to you) Why? Do I look to you? You put head down, baby, then you pass me (Pass me) You hit the floor and started dancin' nasty (Nasty)
And it's a trip a stripper start to strip All the home boys obligated to tip Baby, even though I love the way you grease your I'm savin' my money for some cheese fries
Please, make me laugh ho Take yo diggin' hands off my Afro (Afro) Give you money for dancin'? on, boo I wouldn't give it to you, if you let me on you
Ooh, I never found a gold woman arousin' I'm a stingy boy from the year two thousand Payin' a is preposterous Unless you stick your down her esophagus
And even if you did that, you still a (Still a trick) You need to the woman pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one layin' there, doin' nuthin'
And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for luck times outta ten you didn't get your dick sucked Bitch too busy, thinkin' all the money out yer bank account
So get out my Cadillac, slow And go back home to dil-do If you're for a trick, Miss Gold Digger You need to go to a old nigga
You gold diggin' bitch yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (All these little prostitutes, 'cuz) If pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (Get to the house and the stick out her hand and shit)
You's a gold bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (You know I ain't tryin' to be too on the microphone You know what I'm cuz?) If your pussy free it's not for me, baby (Hey, let's flip it finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, this girl up to me the other day (You can't my money) I ain't even fuckin' her she me to jeopardize my life Take her to the wrong neighborhood way across (Honey) And got mad at me when I asked her for
for some gas in my Cadillac (You can't my money) I her like this eyea, bitch, I ain't playin' It ain't like you my woman you know I'm sayin'? Talkin' 'bout a man s'posed to care of a woman
I told her like free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got your mama Now I ain't fixin' to break nary goin' oops upside yo head 'bout take me shopping
I told her like be legit check shit out, I say, hey man I hit me when your welfare check is comin' And we can go to the mall, or sumpin' punk bitch (Hey what's Nate Dogg tell them man? Hey let me and say)
'Cuz I-I-I never met a girl (Whay you playin' me hey on y'all) That I love, in the whole wide (What Ice Cube say, hey it out, he say)
Last she sucked my dick Now she kissin' Man Won't he suck my and let's cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man