Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, and transvestites I am platter spinnin' poppa, your woofer whopper Your G-mosav the mohav weed out the alley of the anti-dope valley
Rollin' like a tumbleweed through Pimpville, I'm the Hungry Hustler, mutha' fuckin' Givin' a shout out to all parasites (Parasites? You me?)
These (Mosquitos) Mosquite Swarmin' around my tryin' to suck me dry But money come to hard to give it all to a (I know right, hell, yeah)
We all do stupid things payin' too for pussy Don't to be one of em' So fellas, don't get (Say what?)
Whoop that (While yer looky here boy) And we ain't talkin' bout all But if the maxipad fits, go ahead and it bitch (Henh do you me?)
(Check out loco) Babay, you are the woman of my (Yes you go on an do thang)
And I really to put a woman like you somewhere on my team You have a sense of humor you sexy and you (You so intelligent) But when you tried to take my money, You my fuckin' heart
(C'mon where you at loco? You broke my fuckin' heart) I said baby, yeah, I you to step on out my car (Step on out my car don't forget your panties and bra) 'Cuz now I know exactly you are (Ladies and gentlemen, fresh off the Quarterpiece Quartet)
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy to get rich maybe (What you say baby? You need some what? You need money?) If your ain't free it's not for me, baby (You know you fucked up, don't ya? you you fucked up ya? don't ya?)
You's a diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (N-n-no you'd you better not skip song, you better Not skip song) If your ain't free it's not for me (I'll be up there) (Watchin' them male Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah So to this shit, biotch)
See, I finally figured out why ho's be hoin' Pussy is the only thing a bitch got It be Sunday, 'cuz you got no class With the G-string goin' up the crack ass (Crack ass)
Yo, you didn't speak back when I to you (Spoke to you) Do I look broke to you? You put your head down, baby, then you me (Pass me) You hit the dance and started dancin' nasty (Nasty)
And it's a trip when a stripper to strip All the boys feel obligated to tip Baby, even I love the way you grease your thighs I'm savin' my money for chile cheese fries
Please, don't me laugh ho Take yo gold diggin' hands off my (Afro) Give you money for dancin'? on, boo I give it to you, if you let me come on you
Ooh, I never found a gold diggin' arousin' I'm a stingy black boy from the two thousand Payin' a broad is Unless you stick your down her esophagus
And even if you did that, you a trick (Still a trick) You need to make the pay for your dick (You know) You the one huffin', you the one She the one layin' there, ain't doin'
And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for luck Nine times outta ten you didn't get your sucked Bitch too busy, 'bout Takin' all the money out yer bank
So get out my Cadillac, slow And go back home to dil-do If you're lookin' for a trick, Gold Digger You need to go to a old nigga
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get maybe (All little undercover prostitutes, 'cuz) If your pussy ain't free not for me, baby (Get to the house and the bitch out her hand and shit)
a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe (You know I ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the You know I'm sayin' cuz?) If pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby (Hey, let's it with finesse, for the ladies) (Honey)
Man, girl walked up to me the other day (You can't my money) I ain't even fuckin' her she me to jeopardize my life her to the wrong neighborhood way across town (Honey) And got mad at me I asked her for some
Money for some gas in my (You can't my money) I told her like this eyea, bitch, I playin' It ain't like you my woman you what I'm sayin'? Talkin' 'bout a man s'posed to care of a woman
I told her like sugar free, I said now a minute baby, hold on (Hold on) That's drama naw, naw, that's some you got from your mama Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops upside yo Talkin' take me shopping
I told her like be check this shit out, I say, hey man I hit me when your welfare check is comin' And maybe we can go to the mall, or sumpin' punk (Hey what's Nate Dogg tell them bitches Hey let me and say)
I-I-I have never met a girl (Whay you me hey come on y'all) I love, in the whole wide world (What Ice Cube say, hey it out, he say)
night she sucked my dick Now she kissin' Man Won't he suck my and let's cut out the Middleman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man