Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To watch him jump around on my powerpad
He'd have a big short legs and long torso
The name I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks backflips and side kicks
When company over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I under the table
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he acting up and really made me sick
I'd hang him upside down and poke him with a
Little Gordo would be good most of the time
He'd to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the park on the
And if he saw other he'd say Can we be friends
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest
What a funny little fellow, but don't him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt showers
Halloween came, he wouldn't be a chump
Gettin all the candy round as a tree stump

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is a midget
Midget
Midget is a
Hey you guys-
Midget is a
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends would chase Gordo a gun
It be fun
Because midgets wobble when run
They're so to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so to trick
Gordo do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I make him enter mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear stilts and to be tall
Then I'd kick him over- and i'd laugh at him fall
little Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
do funny little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got by pelicans
He had a once, but she was an ogre
It didn't last long cause he fuck her sober
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd make him diapers on his ass and his head
have to clean up his own cage himself
And if he a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd be something, my mangled little munchkin
Plus his head would be larger any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a perfect
I'd kick him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be happy I
If I only owned a little pet named Gordo
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