Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To watch him jump around on my powerpad
He'd have a big head legs and long torso
The that I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and kicks
When company came over he'd and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I threw under the
If my midget was ever bad and enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept acting up and made me sick
I'd hang him down and poke him with a stick
Little would be good most of the time though
He'd like to wear a and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets say Can we be friends
He'd need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And be in the guiness book for the world's biggest head
What a funny little fellow, but don't call him a
Or attack your leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours
And little fathead Gordo would'nt take showers
When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a
Gettin all the candy goin as a tree stump

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is a midget
Midget
is a midget
Hey you guys-
Midget is a
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna to stay on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my would chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because wobble when they run
They're so to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so to trick
Gordo could do his special thing
At the fair I would make him enter
Sometimes he'd wear stilts and to be tall
Then I'd kick him and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, be yourself
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
He'd do funny little dances but that's
At the beach got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't last long cause he couldn't her sober
Gordo had a problem, wet the bed
so i'd make him diapers on his ass and his head
He'd have to clean up his own himself
And if he lost a weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my little munchkin
Plus his head would be larger any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a footstool
Sometimes I'd kick him in his and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be I know
If I only owned a little pet named Gordo
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