Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To watch him jump on my nintendo powerpad
have a big head short legs and long torso
The that I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and kicks
When company came over he'd and get tips
I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I under the table
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept acting up and made me sick
I'd hang him upside and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo would be most of the time though
He'd to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the park on the
And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be
only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's head
What a little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause Gordos a tough
have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours
And little fathead Gordo would'nt take showers
When came, he wouldn't be a chump
all the candy goin round as a tree stump

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Midget is a
Midget
is a midget
Hey you Word
is a midget
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
midgets wobble when they run
They're so close to the ground and so easy to
They're so slow in the head and so easy to
Gordo could do somersaults his thing
At the fair I would make him mudwrestling
he'd wear stilts and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him over- and i'd laugh at him fall
Silly Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
He'd do little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't long cause he couldn't fuck her sober
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his
He'd have to up his own cage himself
And if he a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd be something, my mangled little munchkin
Plus his head be larger then any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would a perfect footstool
Sometimes I'd kick him in his and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be I know
If I only owned a little pet named Gordo
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