Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be
To him jump around on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head short legs and long
The name that I my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and kicks
When came over he'd perform and get tips
I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I under the table
If my midget was ever bad and enraged
I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he kept up and really made me sick
I'd him upside down and poke him with a stick
Gordo would be good most of the time though
He'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be
He'd only need a 3 coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest
What a funny little fellow, but call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause Gordos a tough
He'd have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt showers
When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a
Gettin all the candy goin round as a tree

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is a midget
Midget
Midget is a
Hey you Word
is a midget
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes

(verse 2)
my friends would chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets wobble they run
so close to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so to trick
Gordo could do his special thing
At the fair I would make him mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him over- and i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, just be
I'd put wood on his head, and just be a shelf
do funny little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't last long he couldn't fuck her sober
Gordo had a problem, wet the bed
so i'd make him wear on his ass and his head
He'd have to up his own cage himself
And if he lost a weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my mangled little
Plus his head be larger then any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would a perfect footstool
I'd kick him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd a great life, I'd be happy I know
If I only owned a little pet midget named
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