Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To watch him jump around on my powerpad
He'd have a big head short legs and torso
The name that I my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks backflips and side kicks
When came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be
To get the food scraps that I threw under the
If my midget was ever bad and acted
Then I'd him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he kept up and really made me sick
I'd him upside down and poke him with a stick
Gordo would be good most of the time though
He'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling
I'd take him for walks in the park on the
And if he saw midgets he'd say Can we be friends
He'd only need a 3 coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the book for the world's biggest head
What a funny fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause Gordos a tough
He'd have a pogo ball that he'd on for hours
And little fathead Gordo would'nt take showers
When Halloween came, he be a chump
all the candy goin round as a tree stump

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Midget is a
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Midget
Midget is a
Hey you guys-
Midget is a
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my would chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets wobble they run
so close to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the and so easy to trick
Gordo could do somersaults his thing
At the fair I would make him enter
Sometimes he'd stilts and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him over- and i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, just be
I'd put wood on his head, and he'd just be a
He'd do funny little dances but irrelevant
At the Gordo got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't last long cause he fuck her sober
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd him wear diapers on his ass and his head
He'd to clean up his own cage himself
And if he lost a weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my mangled little
Plus his head would be then any big pumpkin
This perfect little would make a perfect footstool
Sometimes I'd kick him in his and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be happy I
If I only owned a little pet named Gordo
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