Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To watch him around on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head short and long torso
The name that I give my pet midget is little
I'd him tricks like backflips and side kicks
When company came over he'd perform and get
While I'm at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I threw under the
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept acting up and really me sick
I'd hang him upside down and him with a stick
Little Gordo would be good most of the time
He'd to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw midgets he'd say Can we be friends
only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness for the world's biggest head
What a funny fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause a tough gimp
have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt take
When came, he wouldn't be a chump
all the candy goin round as a tree stump

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Midget is a
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Midget
Midget is a
Hey you Word
Midget is a
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends would chase with a gun
It be fun
Because wobble when they run
They're so close to the ground and so to kick
They're so slow in the head and so to trick
Gordo do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I would make him mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear stilts and pretend to be
Then I'd kick him and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, just be
I'd put wood on his head, and he'd be a shelf
He'd do funny little dances but that's
At the Gordo got attacked by pelicans
He had a once, but she was an ogre
It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her
Gordo had a problem, wet the bed
so i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his
He'd have to clean up his own himself
And if he lost a little weight he'd be a elf
He'd really be something, my little munchkin
Plus his head would be then any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a perfect
Sometimes I'd kick him in his and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be happy I
If I only a little pet midget named Gordo
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