Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be
To him jump around on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head short and long torso
The that I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and kicks
company came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the scraps that I threw under the table
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
Then I'd take him to the and put him in his cage
But If he kept acting up and made me sick
I'd hang him upside and poke him with a stick
Little would be good most of the time though
He'd like to a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw midgets he'd say Can we be friends
only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness for the world's biggest head
What a little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause Gordos a tough
He'd a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little Gordo would'nt take showers
Halloween came, he wouldn't be a chump
Gettin all the candy goin round as a stump

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is a midget
Midget
Midget is a
Hey you guys-
is a midget
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my would chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
midgets wobble when they run
They're so close to the ground and so easy to
so slow in the head and so easy to trick
Gordo do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I would make him enter
Sometimes he'd wear stilts and pretend to be
Then I'd kick him over- and then i'd laugh at him
Silly Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put wood on his head, and just be a shelf
He'd do little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd make him wear on his ass and his head
He'd have to clean up his own himself
And if he lost a weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my mangled munchkin
Plus his head would be larger any big pumpkin
This little fool would make a perfect footstool
Sometimes I'd him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a life, I'd be happy I know
If I only owned a little pet midget Gordo
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