Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To watch him jump around on my nintendo
have a big head short legs and long torso
The that I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks backflips and side kicks
company came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I under the table
If my was ever bad and acted enraged
Then I'd him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he kept acting up and really me sick
I'd hang him upside down and poke him a stick
Little Gordo would be good of the time though
like to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw midgets he'd say Can we be friends
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest
What a funny little fellow, but don't him a shrimp
Or he'll attack leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for
And dirty fathead Gordo would'nt take showers
When came, he wouldn't be a chump
Gettin all the candy round as a tree stump

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Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Midget
Midget is a
Hey you Word
Midget is a
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends would chase with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets wobble they run
They're so close to the and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so to trick
Gordo could do somersaults his special
At the fair I would make him mudwrestling
Sometimes wear stilts and pretend to be tall
Then I'd him over- and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, just be
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
He'd do little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach got attacked by pelicans
He had a once, but she was an ogre
It last long cause he couldn't fuck her sober
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his
He'd have to up his own cage himself
And if he a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my little munchkin
Plus his head would be larger then any big
This perfect little fool would make a perfect
Sometimes I'd him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be I know
If I only owned a little pet midget named
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