Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To watch him jump on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head short legs and long
The that I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him like backflips and side kicks
company came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I threw the table
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
Then I'd him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he kept up and really made me sick
I'd hang him upside down and poke him a stick
Little Gordo would be good most of the time
He'd like to wear a and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw midgets he'd say Can we be friends
only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's head
What a funny little fellow, but call him a shrimp
Or attack your leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo ball that bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt showers
When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a
Gettin all the candy goin round as a stump

(scratching/chorus)
Midget is a
Midget
is a midget
Hey you Word
is a midget
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my would chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because wobble when they run
They're so close to the and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the and so easy to trick
Gordo do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I would make him mudwrestling
Sometimes wear stilts and pretend to be tall
Then I'd him over- and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, be yourself
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
He'd do funny little dances but irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got attacked by
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't long cause he couldn't fuck her sober
Gordo had a problem, wet the bed
so i'd him wear diapers on his ass and his head
He'd to clean up his own cage himself
And if he lost a little he'd be a keebler elf
He'd be something, my mangled little munchkin
Plus his would be larger then any big pumpkin
This perfect fool would make a perfect footstool
I'd kick him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd a great life, I'd be happy I know
If I only owned a little pet named Gordo
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