Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be
To watch him jump around on my powerpad
He'd have a big head short legs and long
The name that I give my pet is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and side
When company came over perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the he'd be able
To get the food that I threw under the table
If my midget was ever bad and enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept acting up and made me sick
I'd hang him down and poke him with a stick
Gordo would be good most of the time though
He'd like to a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for in the park on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be
He'd only a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest
a funny little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg cause a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo ball that bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead would'nt take showers
Halloween came, he wouldn't be a chump
Gettin all the goin round as a tree stump

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is a midget
Midget
Midget is a
Hey you guys-
is a midget
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna to stay on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends would chase Gordo a gun
It be fun
Because midgets wobble they run
so close to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so to trick
Gordo could do his special thing
At the fair I make him enter mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him over- and then i'd laugh at him
little Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put wood on his head, and he'd be a shelf
He'd do little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't last cause he couldn't fuck her sober
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his
He'd have to up his own cage himself
And if he lost a little weight he'd be a elf
He'd really be something, my little munchkin
Plus his head would be larger any big pumpkin
perfect little fool would make a perfect footstool
Sometimes I'd kick him in his and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a life, I'd be happy I know
If I only a little pet midget named Gordo
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