Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be
To watch him jump on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head short legs and torso
The name I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and side
company came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be
To get the food scraps that I threw the table
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
But If he kept up and really made me sick
I'd hang him upside and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo would be most of the time though
He'd to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for in the park on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was
And he'd be in the guiness for the world's biggest head
What a funny fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll your leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a ball that he'd bounce on for hours
And little fathead Gordo would'nt take showers
When Halloween came, he be a chump
Gettin all the candy goin round as a tree

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is a midget
Midget
is a midget
Hey you guys-
is a midget
Midget
(wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a midget
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my

(verse 2)
my friends would chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets when they run
They're so close to the ground and so to kick
They're so slow in the head and so easy to
Gordo could do his special thing
At the fair I make him enter mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
He'd do funny dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once, but she was an
It didn't last long he couldn't fuck her sober
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd him wear diapers on his ass and his head
He'd have to up his own cage himself
And if he a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my mangled munchkin
Plus his head would be larger any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a footstool
Sometimes I'd kick him in his and say "bitch be cool"
I'd a great life, I'd be happy I know
If I only owned a little pet midget named
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