Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a I'd be glad
To him jump around on my nintendo powerpad
He'd a big head short legs and long torso
The name I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like and side kicks
When came over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be
To get the food that I threw under the table
If my midget was bad and acted enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept acting up and really me sick
I'd hang him upside down and poke him with a
Little Gordo would be good most of the time
He'd to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin he was dead
And he'd be in the book for the world's biggest head
What a funny little fellow, but don't call him a
Or he'll attack your leg Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo ball he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt take
When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a
all the candy goin round as a tree stump

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Midget is a
Midget
is a midget
Hey you guys-
Midget is a
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was have to stay on my toes

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends would chase with a gun
It be fun
Because wobble when they run
They're so to the ground and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so to trick
could do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I would him enter mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, just be
I'd put wood on his head, and he'd just be a
He'd do funny little dances but irrelevant
At the beach got attacked by pelicans
He had a once, but she was an ogre
It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her
had a problem, Gordo wet the bed
so i'd make him wear on his ass and his head
He'd to clean up his own cage himself
And if he a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd really be something, my mangled little
Plus his head be larger then any big pumpkin
This perfect little would make a perfect footstool
Sometimes I'd him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be I know
If I only owned a pet midget named Gordo
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