Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be
To watch him jump on my nintendo powerpad
He'd have a big head legs and long torso
The name that I give my pet midget is little
I'd teach him like backflips and side kicks
When company over he'd perform and get tips
I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be able
To get the food scraps that I under the table
If my midget was ever bad and enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept acting up and really me sick
I'd hang him upside and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo would be good most of the though
He'd like to a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets say Can we be friends
He'd only a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest
a funny little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack your leg Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo that he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt showers
When came, he wouldn't be a chump
Gettin all the candy goin round as a stump

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Midget is a
Hey you Word
is a midget
Midget
Midget (wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends would chase with a gun
It be fun
Because midgets when they run
They're so close to the and so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head and so easy to
Gordo do somersaults his special thing
At the fair I would make him mudwrestling
Sometimes he'd wear and pretend to be tall
Then I'd kick him over- and i'd laugh at him fall
little Gordo, just be yourself
I'd put on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
He'd do little dances but that's irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got attacked by
He had a once, but she was an ogre
It didn't last long cause he fuck her sober
Gordo had a problem, wet the bed
so i'd make him diapers on his ass and his head
He'd have to clean up his own cage
And if he a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
He'd be something, my mangled little munchkin
Plus his head would be larger then any big
This little fool would make a perfect footstool
I'd kick him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd a great life, I'd be happy I know
If I owned a little pet midget named Gordo
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