Luyện nghe bài hát If I Owned A Midget

(verse 1)
got me mad
But if I had a midget I'd be
To watch him jump around on my nintendo
He'd have a big head short and long torso
The name I give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like and side kicks
When company over he'd perform and get tips
While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be
To get the scraps that I threw under the table
If my was ever bad and acted enraged
Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his
But If he kept acting up and made me sick
I'd hang him upside down and poke him a stick
Little Gordo would be good most of the though
He'd like to wear a helmet and run around Kaiyo
I'd take him for walks in the park on the
And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be
He'd only need a 3 foot when he was dead
And be in the guiness book for the world's biggest head
What a little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp
Or he'll attack leg cause Gordos a tough gimp
He'd have a pogo that he'd bounce on for hours
And dirty little fathead Gordo take showers
Halloween came, he wouldn't be a chump
Gettin all the candy round as a tree stump

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Midget is a
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Midget
Midget is a
Hey you guys-
is a midget
Midget
(wo-wo-wo-wo-word) is a midget
Like a midget in a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my

(verse 2)
Sometimes my friends chase Gordo with a gun
It be fun
midgets wobble when they run
They're so close to the ground and so to kick
so slow in the head and so easy to trick
Gordo could do somersaults his thing
At the fair I would make him enter
Sometimes wear stilts and pretend to be tall
Then I'd him over- and then i'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo, just be
I'd put wood on his head, and just be a shelf
He'd do funny little but that's irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got by pelicans
He had a once, but she was an ogre
It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her
Gordo had a problem, wet the bed
so i'd make him wear on his ass and his head
have to clean up his own cage himself
And if he lost a little weight be a keebler elf
really be something, my mangled little munchkin
Plus his head be larger then any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a perfect
I'd kick him in his head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, I'd be happy I
If I only owned a little pet midget named
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