If I Had a Dog

If I had a dog
I'd take a picture every day.
Am I still so sad?
Is that pretty lame?

Everybody says,
"Your decisions are okay,
but here's a better idea:"
and a comment about my brain.

If I had a dog
I'd draw a picture every day.
Am I still so mad?
I guess that's pretty lame.

Everybody says,
"The first one's just a game
You'll find a better one."
and a comment about my body.