I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

I should be standin' at the bar waving a ten pound note around
But I sit here on the sofa at my girls house
I should be chattin' shit as I've not been out another snout
But I'll roach a spliff watching the TV for now

I should be watching the fruit machine for which one will pay out
But I sit on the sofa at my girls anyhow
I should be leggin' it for ma cab like a mad little lout
But I'll roach a spliff watchin' the TV throughout

I know, I never tell about every single day now
I'm always thinking loads about her
She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
I don't know what I would do without her

I should actually go out and about and flip some beer mats
Instead of sittin' here at my girls gaff
'Coz all I seem to do is sit in this habitat
Just roachin' a spliff wotchin' the TV and that

On the TV at my house it's a bit broken on the back
So I use my girls TV to wotch the match
Yeah I might head out later to get off this beaten trap
Of watching the TV roachin' up on the same old mat

I know, I never tell about every single day now
I'm always thinking loads about her
She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
I don't know what I would do without her

But on second thoughts I won't do shots
No I think I will sit on the sofa and eat my TV meal
I would actually much prefer to just sit here a chill
Roachin' a spliff watchin' eastenders or the bill

'Coz basically I love her and I love being here still
And I love sittin' on the sofa with my girl for real
I don't wanna knock my mates, but there it's the same old drill
Roachin' a spliff watchin' the TV is my will

I know, I never tell about every single day now
I'm always thinking loads about her
She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
I don't know what I would do without her

No fuck that, I might ask my mate where they'll be drinkin'
From the sofa giving them a ding, tell 'em
I will go freeze on that gramm later on this evening
Instead of roachin' a spliff watchin' the TV again

And then go out whilst back at hers she duz her ting
Sittin' on the sofa at her end
But as I watch the big screen, I know I will quite miss
Me and her roachin' a spliff watchin' the TV again

I know, I never tell about every single day now
I'm always thinking loads about her
(Thats exactly what I'm taking about)
She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
(I wouldn't have it any other way)
I don't know what I would do without her
(I tell you this)

I know, I never tell about every single day now
(There's a whole world out there)
I'm always thinking loads about her
(A whole world, but do I give a challenge)
She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
(There's a whole world out there)
Do you know what I mean
I don't know what I would do without her

I've got one packet of rizzla over there
But it's nearly dry now
I've got bits of cigarette all over the place
The clipper needs a shaking
The ash tray needs an emptying

But I wouldn't have it any other way
I said, "I wouldn't have it any other way"
I said, "I wouldn't have it, have it any other"
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
No I wouldn't
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
Wouldn't have it any other way
(Wouldn't have it any other way)

I said, "The ash-tray needs an emptying"
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
I said, "The clipper needs a shaking"
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
But I
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
(Wouldn't have it any other way)
I said "The same thing as yesterday"
(Wouldn't have it any other way)