I Wonder Would You Mind

Did you ever? Never, neither have I
Well, pardon me for breathing but
Would you give me back my cup?

You know the one I mean, yes, you do
Because I've seen you take it out from time to time
I wonder would you mind

Excuse me Ma'm, your hand, it's on my knee
Oh, would you mind removing it?
My collar's getting rather stiff

And I'm not one to fuss, but if I don't catch my bus
I'm afraid I won't be home in time
I wonder would you mind

If I asked you for a date
Kept you out three hours late
Would you be happy or upset

Would you no longer
Have respect for me
Would I just be a danger?

On your mark, get set, all ready, go
And don't be such a silly ass
Just because you failed to pass

It doesn't mean to say, you can't try another day
Why even failures pass in time
I wonder would you mind