Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some in the locker room kicked my ass
I guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Want to see how push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I get chicks
dig guys that are
Queer guys don't dig

Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion
with a super model would be easy

Cause 'super means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her
No it be a week before I'm in her underwear
I I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys that dig
Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by

See I'm not to keen on the of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a

I wish I was so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or
out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I get chicks
Chicks dig that are

guys that don't dig
Chicks dig that are
Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I don't shave my

Don't my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too