Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster too

Want to see how many I can do?
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are
Queer guys don't dig

Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be

'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend that that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter what I'm in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the smell of
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a

I wish I was so I could get chicks
if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
like this

And wear my lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant ballet
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are
Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig that are

Queer that don't dig
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I don't shave my

Don't my heiny
See I'm not I'm too ugly