Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec.
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room my ass
I said guys I'm like you I Monster Trucks too

Want to see how push-ups I can do?
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are
guys that don't dig

Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the industry
Scoring with a super would be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week I'm in her underwear
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter what I'm in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the smell of
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a

I wish I was so I could get chicks
if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the of Broadway
And Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig that are
Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my

Don't shave my
See I'm not queer I'm too