Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo
My Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room my ass
I said I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get
dig guys that are
Queer guys that dig

Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo

Maybe it's a theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good listener so treat me like a sister and soon
I'd

That friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her
I wish I was queer so I get chicks
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the smell of
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't to be a queen

I wish I was so I could get chicks
Anyway if I gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks this

And my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig that are
guys that don't dig
Chicks dig that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I shave my heiny

Don't shave my
See I'm not I'm too ugly