Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese I'll have the poo-poo platter
My Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room my ass
I said guys I'm like you I Monster Trucks too

Want to see how push-ups I can do?
I just I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are
Queer guys that dig

that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome just how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not that way though pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion
Scoring with a super would be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a and soon
I'd

That trusted that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys that dig
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my

The only meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I want to be a queen

I I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant ballet
I I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig guys are
guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are

guys that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I don't shave my

shave my heiny
See I'm not I'm too ugly