Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry kissed me in Home Ec. class
in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I get chicks
dig guys that are
Queer that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome just imagine how it would be
Incognito as gay but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion
Scoring with a super model would be

Cause model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend that that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys are

Queer that don't dig
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the of Vaseline
No I'm not Di and I don't want to be a queen

I wish I was so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant ballet
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig that are
Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I don't shave my

Don't shave my
See I'm not I'm too ugly