Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the platter
My friend Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster too

Want to see how many I can do?
I just I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are
Queer guys that dig

Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome just imagine how it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though homo

Maybe it's a theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model be easy

Cause 'super model' voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend that cares that her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys that dig
Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't to be a queen

I wish I was queer so I get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant ballet
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys that dig
dig guys that are
Queer guys don't dig
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I don't my heiny

Don't shave my
See I'm not I'm too ugly