Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster too

Want to see how many I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I get chicks
dig guys that are
Queer guys don't dig

Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I were just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just
But if I was a in the fashion industry
Scoring a super model would be easy

'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and her hair
No it wouldn't be a week I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
dig guys that are

Queer guys that dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a

I I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to or Lewis
Hang out my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and garde ballet
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys that dig
dig guys that are
Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I shave my heiny

Don't shave my
See I'm not queer I'm too