Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant have the poo-poo platter
My friend Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the room kicked my ass
I guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Want to see how many I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get
dig guys that are
Queer guys that dig

Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I handsome just imagine how great it would be
as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the industry
Scoring a super model would be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
I'd

That trusted that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys that dig
Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the smell of
No I'm not Princess Di and I want to be a queen

I I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of
And Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer that don't dig
dig guys that are
Queer guys that dig
Chicks dig guys are

guys that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my

Don't shave my
See I'm not queer I'm too