Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Ec. class
Later in the afternoon jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was so I could get chicks
dig guys that are
Queer guys that dig

that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe stupidity
But if I was a in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good so she'd treat me like a sister and soon
I'd

That friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the of Vaseline
No I'm not Di and I don't want to be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde
I I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are
guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys that dig
Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I shave my heiny

Don't my heiny
See I'm not I'm too ugly