Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo
My friend Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I Monster Trucks too

Want to see how many I can do?
I just wish I was so I could get chicks
dig guys that are
Queer guys don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome just imagine how it would be
Incognito as gay but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion
Scoring with a model would be easy

'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good listener so treat me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my it's what's in my genes

The only meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't to be a queen

I I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde
I I was queer so I could get chicks
dig guys that are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig guys are
Queer guys that dig
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I don't shave my

Don't my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too