Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll the poo-poo platter
My Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I Monster Trucks too

Want to see how push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are
Queer guys that dig

that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how it would be
as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe it's a theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion
with a super model would be easy

Cause 'super means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a before I'm in her underwear
I I was queer so I could get chicks
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my

The only smoked meat the sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the smell of
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't to be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get
if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of
And appreciate Depeche and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys that dig
Chicks dig guys are
Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my

Don't my heiny
See I'm not I'm too ugly