Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm you I like Monster Trucks too

to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys are
guys that don't dig

Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
But if I were handsome just imagine how it would be
as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just
But if I was a queerbee in the industry
Scoring with a super model would be

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good listener so treat me like a sister and soon
I'd

trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I get chicks
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter what I'm in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Di and I don't want to be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get
Anyway if I gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the of Broadway
And appreciate Mode and avant garde ballet
I I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig guys are
Queer guys that dig
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
And I shave my heiny

shave my heiny
See I'm not I'm too ugly