Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm you I like Monster Trucks too

Want to see how many I can do?
I just I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig that are
Queer guys that dig

Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it be
as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion
Scoring with a super model be easy

Cause 'super model' means but is also is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her
I wish I was queer so I could get
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I want to be a queen

I I was queer so I could get chicks
if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig that are
guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys don't dig
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I shave my heiny

Don't shave my
See I'm not queer I'm too