Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig that are
Queer that don't dig

that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the industry
with a super model would be easy

Cause model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a and soon
I'd

trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys are

guys that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's in my genes

The smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to keen on the of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't to be a queen

I I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks this

And my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was so I could get chicks
dig guys that are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks dig guys are
Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are

Queer guys that dig
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I shave my heiny

Don't my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too