Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo
My friend Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster too

Want to see how push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I get chicks
dig guys that are
Queer guys that dig

Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay but not actually that way though pseudo homo

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion
Scoring with a super model would be

Cause 'super model' means but is also is synonymous with
dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd me like a sister and soon
I'd

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her
No it wouldn't be a before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by

See I'm not to on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't to be a queen

I I was queer so I could get chicks
if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of
And appreciate Depeche and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I get chicks
Chicks dig that are

Queer that don't dig
dig guys that are
Queer guys don't dig
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my

Don't my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too