Luyện nghe bài hát I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I Monster Trucks too

to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just I was queer so I could get chicks
dig guys that are
Queer that don't dig

Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
But if I were just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though homo

Maybe it's a stupid or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the industry
Scoring with a super model be easy

'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
'Super
Ya see I'd be a good so she'd treat me like a sister and soon
I'd

trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week I'm in her underwear
I wish I was so I could get chicks
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's in my genes

The only smoked meat the sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy

See I'm not to on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a

I wish I was queer so I get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he
Talks like

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde
I wish I was queer so I could get
dig guys that are

Queer that don't dig
Chicks dig guys are
guys that don't dig
Chicks dig that are

Queer guys don't dig
Chicks that dig guys like me
See I'm not I'm too ugly
And I shave my heiny

Don't shave my
See I'm not queer I'm too