I spend my days watching TV with a (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have caused my upper to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) one day, my woman went and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she found someone manly (a that could not fail) So I went and I looked the mirror (you look a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of being big and (dreaming is the you can do) I to myself, what would I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd like to look my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Arnold I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put the cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed my skin was turning orange (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on diet (too bad you did not die) I want to look like my idol (the big beefy guy) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want a manly I bought myself a weight set and some (to you big and strong) And I out really really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids made me (not like it anyway) And about looking my hero (he has one to say) I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier being fat and You'll never look like Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and