I spend my days TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to (ooh-ahh, fat) one day, my woman went and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she someone more manly (a that could not fail) So I and I looked into the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if gave you a wish) I think I'd like to look my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Arnold I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I put down the cheetos and I on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) I noticed that my skin was turning orange (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on diet (too bad you did not die) Still I want to look my idol (the great big guy) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I bought myself a set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the made me sterile (not it mattered anyway) And looking like my hero (he has one to say) I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I mind being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and