I spend my watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my went and left me (she did not want to sleep a whale) She said she someone more manly (a that could not fail) So I went and I into the mirror (you look a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I to myself, what would I ask for (if gave you a wish) I think I'd like to like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed my skin was turning orange (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on diet (too bad you did not die) Still I to look like my idol (the big beefy guy) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I bought myself a weight set and some (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not like it anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't want to look like Arnold I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger easier being fat and lazy You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and