I my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman and left me (she did not to sleep with a whale) She said she someone more manly (a body that not fail) So I went and I into the mirror (you look a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, what I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd like to like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I put the cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was orange (you're a big mistake) Then I on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to look like my (the big beefy guy) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold I a manly physique I bought myself a set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really really (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the made me sterile (not like it anyway) And looking like my hero (he has one to say) I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look like Schwartzenegger It's being fat and lazy You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and