I spend my days TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my went and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she someone more manly (a body that not fail) So I went and I looked into the (you like a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of being big and (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, what I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a crash (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was turning (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on diet (too bad you did not die) Still I to look like my idol (the great big guy) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I bought myself a weight set and steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not like it anyway) And looking like my hero (he has one to say) I don't to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I mind being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look like Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never look like Arnold You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look like Schwartzenegger You are fat and