I spend my days watching TV a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my went and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she found someone more (a body that not fail) So I went and I looked into the (you like a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if gave you a wish) I think I'd to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I put the cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was turning (you're a big mistake) Then I on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to look like my (the big beefy guy) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold I want a manly I bought myself a weight set and some (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not it mattered anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's being fat and lazy You'll never look like Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look like Schwartzenegger You are fat and