I spend my watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman went and me (she did not want to sleep a whale) She said she found more manly (a that could not fail) So I went and I looked the mirror (you look a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of being big and (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, what I ask for (if gave you a wish) I think I'd to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want a manly I put down the cheetos and I went on a diet (carrots all you ate) Then I that my skin was turning orange (you're a big mistake) I overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the big beefy guy) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I bought a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the made me sterile (not it mattered anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I mind being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger easier being fat and lazy You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and