I spend my days watching TV with a (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have caused my upper to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) one day, my woman went and left me (she did not want to sleep a whale) She said she found more manly (a body could not fail) So I went and I looked the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I put the cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my was turning orange (you're a big mistake) Then I on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the great big guy) I want to look like Arnold I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want a physique I bought a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not like it anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never look like Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look like Arnold You are fat and