I my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she found more manly (a that could not fail) So I went and I looked the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I to myself, what would I ask for (if gave you a wish) I think I'd like to like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Arnold I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a manly I put down the cheetos and I on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) I noticed that my skin was turning orange (you're a big mistake) Then I on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the big beefy guy) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a manly I bought myself a set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I out really really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the made me sterile (not like it anyway) And about looking my hero (he has one to say) I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look like Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll look like Arnold Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and