I spend my days watching TV a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she found someone manly (a that could not fail) So I and I looked into the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if gave you a wish) I think I'd to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a manly I put down the cheetos and I on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was orange (you're a big mistake) I overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I to look like my idol (the great big guy) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I myself a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the made me sterile (not it mattered anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't want to look like Arnold I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger easier being fat and lazy You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and