I my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman and left me (she did not to sleep with a whale) She said she found someone more (a body that not fail) So I went and I into the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I to myself, what would I ask for (if someone you a wish) I I'd like to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a crash (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was orange (you're a big mistake) Then I on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the big beefy guy) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I bought myself a set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really really (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids made me (not it mattered anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and