I my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman went and me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she found someone more (a body could not fail) So I went and I looked the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of being big and (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if gave you a wish) I I'd like to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Arnold I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a crash (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was turning (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on pills (too bad you did not die) Still I to look like my idol (the great big guy) I want to look like Arnold I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold I want a physique I myself a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the made me sterile (not like it anyway) And looking like my hero (he has one to say) I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look like Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never look like Arnold always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and