I spend my watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman and left me (she did not to sleep with a whale) She said she found someone manly (a that could not fail) So I went and I looked into the (you look a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd like to look like my (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Arnold I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a crash (carrots all you ate) I noticed that my skin was turning orange (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on diet (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the big beefy guy) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I myself a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids made me (not like it anyway) And about like my hero (he has one to say) I don't want to look like Arnold I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's being fat and lazy never look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and