I spend my days watching TV with a (ooh-ahh, fat) This to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman and left me (she did not to sleep with a whale) She said she found someone manly (a body could not fail) So I and I looked into the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of being big and (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, what I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd to look like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I put down the cheetos and I on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my was turning orange (you're a big mistake) I overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to look like my (the big beefy guy) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold I a manly physique I bought myself a weight set and some (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not it mattered anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I mind being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier being fat and You'll look like Arnold Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look like Arnold You are fat and