I spend my days watching TV with a (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have caused my belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman went and me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she found someone more (a that could not fail) So I went and I into the mirror (you look a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of being big and (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd like to look my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was turning (you're a big mistake) I overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I to look like my idol (the great big guy) I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I myself a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I out really really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not it mattered anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't want to look like Schwartzenegger I mind being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier being fat and You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and