I spend my watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my went and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She said she found someone manly (a that could not fail) So I and I looked into the mirror (you look a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, what I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd like to look my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a physique I put down the cheetos and I went on a diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was orange (you're a big mistake) Then I overdosed on diet (too bad you did not die) I want to look like my idol (the great big guy) I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold I want a manly I bought myself a weight set and some (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not like it anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger always be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and