I my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my went and left me (she did not want to with a whale) She she found someone more manly (a body that not fail) So I went and I into the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if gave you a wish) I think I'd like to like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a manly I put the cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I that my skin was turning orange (you're a big mistake) I overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the great big guy) I want to look like Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold I want a manly I myself a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids me sterile (not like it anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I don't to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't mind fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's being fat and lazy never look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll never like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and