I spend my days watching TV with a (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have caused my belly to appear (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my woman and left me (she did not want to sleep a whale) She said she found someone manly (a body could not fail) So I and I looked into the mirror (you like a big tub of goo) And I of being big and manly (dreaming is the you can do) I though to myself, would I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd like to like my hero (he's one big bisch) I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Schwartzenegger I want a manly I put the cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my skin was orange (you're a big mistake) Then I on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the big beefy guy) I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a manly I myself a weight set and some steriods (to you big and strong) And I worked out really really (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the made me sterile (not like it anyway) And looking like my hero (he has one to say) I don't want to look like Arnold I mind being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I don't want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier fat and lazy You'll never look Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes never look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and