I spend my days watching TV with a (ooh-ahh, fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to (ooh-ahh, fat) Then one day, my went and left me (she did not to sleep with a whale) She said she found more manly (a body that not fail) So I went and I looked into the (you like a big tub of goo) And I dreamed of being big and (dreaming is the you can do) I to myself, what would I ask for (if someone you a wish) I think I'd like to like my hero (he's one big bisch) I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to like Arnold Schwartzenegger I want a manly I put the cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots all you ate) Then I noticed that my was turning orange (you're a big mistake) I overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die) Still I want to like my idol (the great big guy) I to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't to be fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look Arnold Schwartzenegger I a manly physique I bought myself a weight set and some (to you big and strong) And I worked out really hard (but it did not for long) I put out my back, and the steroids made me (not it mattered anyway) And about looking like my (he has one to say) I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger I don't being fat and weak, oh no, oh no I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger It's easier being fat and never look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You'll be fat and weak, oh yes, oh yes You'll look like Arnold Schwartzenegger You are fat and