I Want My Money Back

She was coming to town on a whirlwind tour
And my baby just had to go
So I stood in line for sixteen hours
For a ninety-minute show

I spent eighty-seven dollars for nosebleed tickets
And another twenty on a beer
It kinda looked like Madonna, but a whole lot smaller
I couldnt really tell from there

And I want my money, I want my money back
(Gimme my money back)
Well, I know its gone, I should move on
But that dont change the fact
(Gimme my money back)

It just aint right, no way
Nobody oughta do somebody like that
So wheres my money?
I want my money back

Spent four long years filling up my head with a higher education
Well, they promised me the skills I need to improve my situation
Forty-five grand bought a long back gown and a tassle on my hat
And now Im qualified to supersize and say
"Do you want fries with that?"

And I want my money, I want my money back
(Gimme my money back)
Well, I know its gone, I should move on
But that dont change the fact
(Gimme my money back)

It just aint right, no way
Nobody oughta do somebody like that
So wheres my money? I want my money back

I know Im only dreaming, yeah
Im never gonna see it again
But it doesnt hurt to ask

It just aint right, no way
Nobody oughta do somebody like that
And I want my money, wheres my money?
Find that money, cause I need my money
Gimme my money, I want my money back

Gimme my money back
Gimme my money back
I want my money back
Gimme my money back