I Want Hair Like You

by Grant Baciocco
v2.1 Copyright 1996 Global Comedy Network
(Parody Of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts, Music by Michael Skloff, Lyrics By Allee Willis/David Crane/Marta Kauffman/Phil Solem/Danny Wilde)

Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends
The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends
So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair
Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair.

I want hair like you
(Don't wanna be a slob)
I want hair like you
(Just get that cute little bob)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too.

Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show
And the young doctor never let's his hair grow.
He's got a sixty dollar crew cut
But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow.

I want hair like you
(Cut it nice and short)
I want hair like you
(Like a sailor in a port)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too.

No one could ever tell me,
That I am too darn trendy.
I like being lead by my nose
Do what tv tells me

I go buy all the t-shirts
And all of the soundtracks
With all the bucks that I spend
I am a executives's dream...yeah

Who cares if people just stop and stare?
Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair.

I want hair like you
(Don't wanna be a slob)
I want hair like you
(Just get that cute little bob)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too.

I want hair like you
(Cut it nice and short)
I want hair like you
(Like a sailor in a port)
I want hair like you
And you'll have hair like me too.