I Think I'm Pregnant

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I feel fat and heavy,
and i hate my body

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I eat chocolate and strawberries,
I am sorry I can't help it!

And all day I feel nauseous it's not pretty to see
Of course I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger, and bigger!

How, can I abort, all my fat, fat belly!
Tell me how can i abort
All my fat, fat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
Though I haven't had sex, with nobody but my hands
since the past three months

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
Though I take my pills everyday since I was 13

And I've had a test, and it tells me I'm not,
And my friends look at me and all ask "SoKo what's happening?
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigggger! and bigger!"

How can I abort, all my fat fat belly
Tell me how can I abort,
all my faaaat, faat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I am breeding something,
but i don't really know what it is

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
But today I discovered that its not a baby, that I am expecting
Its just a big fart, stuck in my belly

And I might give birth to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fat

and you will look like butter
and you will look like butter
and you will look like
look like
butter

Welcome Mr. Butter!