U2 I Still Haven't What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: or what? What did you say? CB1: What kind of CB2: "There are all of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, on what you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I climbed the highest mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And guess CB1: ya at? W: I have run... the fields... only to be you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the Irish band Dublin who call U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I have scaled these walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I have done for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Only to be you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I wanna be you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I still haven't I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the 2. V3: Maybe make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still found what I'm for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I haven't it. V3: They say kinda U2. W: I can't seem to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I haven't it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's else I've done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have honey lips, felt the in her fingertips. I've done that. C: That's the U and the 2. W: While I was that-- y'know, all the on the lips?-- it burned fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the that makes little clouds of vapo-gas and then when it on fire, it makes those little... little strings of black with little attached to them. That's how it was kissing lips. C: Why are we it? Why have we something?) W: And I haven't found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I just don't where the Hell it is... I can't seem to find it... B: The last we wanted to do was sound anybody else. So U2... C: That's the U and the 2. B: you've gotta it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll still needs ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: What the Hell's going on V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just up things? V4: is not you two for each other. C: 'Cause I say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: is such a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two uniting to as a team for great purpose. A1: the matter? something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I can't anything here. WCB: damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Jim's shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me right on the for ya. Uh, now... I just got from Mr. Friday that, uh... uh, we pay you for this until, uh, our sends us some of the money they owe us... so, will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I catch a plane. Give my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, they do to me all the time... I what the hell do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I also to know what to the pictures I was supposed to see this Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the sideband out C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a in the night CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Rock Video presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the into one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll probably to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: the letter U, and the 2. UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You broke the bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... UMTV: I the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why have we changed changed that been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I I don't believe it... I don't I'm talking about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still found it. C: That's the U... W: I found what I'm for, I haven't found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I even really know... CL: Before we the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, doesn't sound either. W: ...I don't know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, just try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still haven't it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That make sense: "But I still haven't it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I have the here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." I have the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There ain't can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just know much of anything. I oughta be shot point blank in the tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. U2, "I Still Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're counting the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I that. We come outta that, and then I say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I the American Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the jingle I.D. this show. I I.D. the whenever isn't a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every record that we play? CL: INXS!