U2 I Still Haven't Found What I'm For (1991 A (7: 21)
Reproduction or what? CB2: What did you CB1: kind of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is nothing new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, on what you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have the highest mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And what? Where ya at? W: I have run... the fields... only to be with you... yup, you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the band from Dublin who themselves U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I have scaled city walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I done that for you. C: the letter U and the 2. W: to be with you, I've done all things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it here? W: But on the hand, I haven't found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: Maybe make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: say they're like U2. W: I just can't to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And what else I've done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have kissed lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've done that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: While I was that-- y'know, all the on the lips?-- it like fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the kind that little of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it makes little... little strings of smoke with little attached to them. how it was kissing honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still haven't it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I just don't where the Hell it is... I just can't seem to it... B: The thing we wanted to do was sound anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, gotta find a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll still innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a purpose, marry it, and a family. C: What the Hell's going on V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the states, and around the..." V4: Are you two to a great C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just up things? V4: is not you two living for other. C: 'Cause I say this... y'know... A1: see what we can find. A2: is such a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two to live as a team for this purpose. A1: What's the Find A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I can't anything here. WCB: That damn is back again. A2: There's no one in now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Jim's shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I got word from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you anything for until, uh, our label us some of the money they owe us... so, this will, uh, to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I gotta catch a plane. my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno the hell do it for, but... CB: that... the guy that was talking to the there, 'im back. C: Now, it--and I also want to what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the sideband out C: That's the 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the into one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll have to get out the S.T.P. on that one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. UMTV: I have the here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I have the here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something we've been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I believe it... I know what I'm about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I haven't found it. C: the letter U... W: I haven't what I'm for, I haven't found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm lookin' for it, but I even know it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't really know... CL: Before we the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that sound either. W: ...I really know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still found it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That doesn't sense: "But I still found it, I'm looking..." I have the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I have the here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: That's the U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There ain't can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Video Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I don't know much of anything. Maybe I be shot point in the stamper tonight. C: the letter U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Haven't I'm Looking For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: counting down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." This is Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We come that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 and then I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. this show. I I.D. the show there a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: Don't I do it between goddamn record that we CL: INXS!