U2 I Still Haven't Found What I'm For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: or what? CB2: did you say? CB1: kind of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: is also nothing new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have the highest mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And what? CB1: ya at? W: I run... through the fields... only to be with you... yup, you... no one else, you. C: Here's the Top 40 hit... W: And guess C: ...for the Irish band Dublin who themselves U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I have these city walls... Yeah, really great, I can't I did it, but nevertheless, I have done for you. C: the letter U and the 2. W: to be with you, I've all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I still found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: they'll make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I haven't found I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I haven't it. V3: say they're like U2. W: I just can't to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: That's the U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's else I've done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have kissed lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: While I was doing y'know, all the on the honey it like fire, and it reminded me of cheap, plastic--the kind makes little of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it makes little... little strings of black with ashes attached to them. That's how it was honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I just don't know the Hell it is... I just can't to find it... B: The thing we wanted to do was like anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've gotta it, you know, speaking, you know, gotta find new sounds in a guitar, you've find a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll still innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: has said, "Get a great idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: What the Hell's going on V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the states, and around the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just screw up V4: is not you two for each other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: is such a mess! C: Jeez, I thought we finished... V4: It is you two to live as a team for great purpose. A1: What's the something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I find anything here. WCB: That damn sewer-mouth is again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Uncle radio set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me right on the for ya. Uh, now... I just got from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you anything for until, uh, our label sends us some of the they owe us... so, will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I gotta a plane. Give my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, they do to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: that... the guy that was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make I also want to what happened to the pictures I was to see this week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya can't me! CB: got the out there? C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Rock Video presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I believe in come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the into one big mess. CL: OK... W: probably have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, maybe the 409, but I'm not yet. CL: Uh... C: the letter U, and the 2. UMTV: I have the here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You broke the bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I have the here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something we've been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I I don't it... I don't know what I'm about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still found it. C: the letter U... W: I found what I'm looking for, I found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm lookin' for it, but I even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I even really know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I don't what to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still haven't it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That doesn't make "But I still found it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I have the here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." I have the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There ain't can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just know much of anything. Maybe I be shot point blank in the tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you can't me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: counting down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We outta that, and then I say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. show. I I.D. the show whenever there isn't a jingle, I? CL: The is... C: Don't I do it between record that we play? CL: INXS!