U2 I Still Found What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: or what? What did you say? CB1: What kind of CB2: "There are all of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. Yeah, get some stuff together, no problem, y'know, on what you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, CB2: Uh, I believe the there... W: And guess Where ya at? W: I have run... the fields... only to be you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the Irish band Dublin who call U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I have scaled city walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I have done for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: to be with you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I haven't found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: Maybe make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I haven't found I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: say they're like U2. W: I can't seem to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's else I've done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I kissed honey lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: I was doing that-- y'know, all the on the honey it burned fire, and it reminded me of cheap, plastic--the kind that makes clouds of vapo-gas and then it catches on fire, it makes those little... little strings of black smoke little ashes to them. how it was kissing honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still haven't it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I don't know where the Hell it is... I just can't to find it... B: The thing we wanted to do was sound like else. So U2... C: That's the U and the 2. B: you've challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, gotta find a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll still innovation ...and there's a lot, a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: the Hell's going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the states, and around the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to screw up things? V4: is not you two for each other. C: 'Cause I say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I thought we finished... V4: It is you two uniting to as a team for this purpose. A1: What's the something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I can't anything here. WCB: damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: nothing but Uncle Jim's radio set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I just got from Mr. Friday that, uh... uh, we pay you for this until, uh, our sends us some of the money owe us... so, this will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: Good golly, Molly! D: Well, I catch a plane. Give my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: that... the guy that was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make I also want to know what to the pictures I was to see this week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya can't me! CB: got the sideband out C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Rock Video presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I believe in come... Cyndi? CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll have to get out the S.T.P. on that one, maybe the 409, but I'm not yet. CL: Uh... C: the letter U, and the 2. UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You broke the bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... UMTV: I the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why have we changed something that we've doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I I don't believe it... I don't I'm talking about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I haven't found it. C: the letter U... W: I haven't what I'm looking for, I haven't it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't really know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I don't know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still found it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That doesn't sense: "But I haven't found it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I have the here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." UMTV: I the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There ain't can me on this frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Video announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just don't know of anything. Maybe I oughta be point in the stamper tonight. C: the letter U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're counting the 40 hits in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We outta that, and then I say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I the American Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. show. I I.D. the show whenever there a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every record that we play? CL: INXS!