U2 I Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: Reproduction or What did you say? CB1: kind of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a little on something... V1: is also nothing new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And guess Where ya at? W: I run... through the fields... to be with you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: Here's the Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the Irish band from who call U2... W: I have run, I crawled, I scaled these city walls... Yeah, really great, I can't I did it, but nevertheless, I done that for you. C: the letter U and the 2. W: Only to be you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I wanna be you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I haven't found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: they'll make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I haven't found I'm looking for. C: the letter U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I haven't it. V3: say they're kinda U2. W: I just can't to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: That's the U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I kissed honey lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: That's the U and the 2. W: While I was doing y'know, all the on the lips?-- it like fire, and it reminded me of cheap, plastic--the kind that little clouds of white and then when it catches on fire, it makes little... little of black smoke with ashes attached to them. That's how it was honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why have we something?) W: And I haven't found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: I'm looking for, that is. I just don't where the Hell it is... I just can't seem to it... B: The thing we wanted to do was like anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, gotta find a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, and roll still needs innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: has said, "Get a great idea, a purpose, marry it, and a family. C: the Hell's going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a great C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just screw up V4: is not you two living for other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: see what we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two to live as a team for this purpose. A1: the matter? Find A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... his ass... go jerk his bone! A2: No, I find anything here. WCB: That sewer-mouth is back again. A2: There's no one in now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: nothing but Uncle Jim's radio set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I got word from Mr. Friday that, uh... uh, we pay you for this until, uh, our sends us some of the money they owe us... so, this will, uh, to be terms... so, uh... C: Good golly, Molly! D: Well, I catch a plane. Give my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was talking to the there, 'im back. C: Now, make I also want to know what happened to the I was supposed to see this Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the sideband out C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Rock Video presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I believe in come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the into one big mess. CL: OK... W: probably have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, maybe the 409, but I'm not yet. CL: Uh... C: the letter U, and the 2. I have the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I have the here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something that been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I I don't believe it... I don't what I'm about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still haven't it. C: That's the U... W: I haven't found I'm looking for, I found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't know where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't really know... CL: Before we the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, doesn't right either. W: ...I don't know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, just try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still found it. C: That's the U, and the 2. W: doesn't make sense: "But I still haven't it, I'm looking..." I have the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I have the here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." UMTV: I the envelope... C: That's the U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There nobody can me on this frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Video announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I don't know much of anything. Maybe I oughta be point in the stamper tonight. C: the letter U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you can't me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. U2, "I Still Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We come that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 and then I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. this show. I I.D. the whenever isn't a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every goddamn record that we CL: INXS!