U2 I Still Haven't What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: Reproduction or CB2: did you say? CB1: What of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. CB1: Yeah, get stuff together, no problem, y'know, on what you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I climbed the highest mountains, Uh, I believe that's the there... W: And guess Where ya at? W: I run... through the fields... only to be with you... yup, you... no one else, you. C: Here's the Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the Irish band Dublin who themselves U2... W: I have run, I crawled, I have scaled city walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I have done for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Only to be you, I've done all things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it here? W: But on the hand, I haven't found I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the 2. V3: they'll make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still haven't I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: say they're kinda U2. W: I just can't to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I kissed honey lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've done that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: While I was that-- y'know, all the on the lips?-- it burned fire, and it reminded me of cheap, plastic--the that makes little of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it those little... little strings of black smoke ashes attached to them. That's how it was honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why have we something?) W: And I still found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: I'm looking for, that is. I just don't where the Hell it is... I just can't to find it... B: The last thing we to do was sound like else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've gotta it, you know, speaking, you know, you've find new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll needs innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: has said, "Get a great idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: What the Hell's on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a great C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just screw up V4: is not you two for each other. C: 'Cause I say this... y'know... A1: see what we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two uniting to as a team for this purpose. A1: the matter? Find A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I can't anything here. That damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: There's no one in now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Uncle shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I got word from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you anything for until, uh, our label sends us some of the owe us... so, this will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: Good golly, Molly! D: Well, I gotta catch a plane. my regards to the and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno the hell do it for, but... CB: that... the guy that was talking to the there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I want to what happened to the pictures I was to see this week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya can't me! CB: got the out there? C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I believe in come... Cyndi? CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll probably to get out the S.T.P. on that one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. UMTV: I have the here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... UMTV: I the envelope... W: You a cross... I have the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something that we've been all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I it... I don't know what I'm about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still found it. C: That's the U... W: I found what I'm for, I haven't found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't really know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, doesn't right either. W: ...I really know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, just try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I haven't found it. C: That's the U, and the 2. W: That doesn't make "But I still found it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I have the here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There nobody can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... (MTV Rock Video Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I don't know much of anything. I oughta be shot blank in the stamper tonight. C: the letter U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is the way I say that? I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Still What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're down the 40 hits in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We come that, and then I say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the jingle I.D. this show. I I.D. the show isn't a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: Don't I do it between goddamn record we play? CL: INXS!