U2 I Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: Reproduction or What did you say? CB1: kind of production? CB2: "There are all of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. CB1: Yeah, get stuff together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And what? Where ya at? W: I run... through the fields... only to be you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And guess C: ...for the Irish band Dublin who themselves U2... W: I have run, I crawled, I have scaled city walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I have that for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Only to be you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I still found I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the 2. V3: Maybe they'll it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I haven't found I'm looking for. C: the letter U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: They say kinda U2. W: I just seem to it. C: the letter U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I kissed honey lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: That's the U and the 2. W: I was doing that-- y'know, all the on the lips?-- it burned fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the kind makes little clouds of white and then when it on fire, it makes those little... little of black smoke with ashes attached to them. That's how it was kissing lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I haven't found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I just don't know the Hell it is... I just seem to find it... B: The thing we wanted to do was sound like else. So U2... C: That's the U and the 2. B: gotta challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta find new in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, and roll still needs innovation ...and there's a lot, a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a purpose, marry it, and a family. C: What the Hell's going on V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the states, and around the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just screw up V4: is not you two for each other. C: 'Cause I say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two uniting to as a team for great purpose. A1: the matter? something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I find anything here. WCB: That damn is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Uncle radio set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I just got from Mr. Friday that, uh... uh, we pay you for this until, uh, our sends us some of the money they owe us... so, this will, uh, to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I gotta catch a plane. my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: that... the guy that was talking to the there, 'im back. C: Now, make I also want to what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the sideband out C: That's the 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Rock Video presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: probably have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. I have the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something that we've doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I believe it... I don't what I'm about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I haven't found it. C: the letter U... W: I haven't what I'm looking for, I found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't know where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't really know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I really what to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, just try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still haven't it. C: That's the U, and the 2. W: That doesn't sense: "But I still found it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." UMTV: I the envelope... C: That's the U, and the 2. W: And... I... There ain't nobody can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... (MTV Rock Video Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I don't know much of anything. Maybe I be shot point blank in the tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. Hey, c'mon, find me... you find me?... C: Is the way I say that? I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: counting down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I that. We come outta that, and then I say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 and then I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the jingle I.D. this show. I I.D. the whenever there a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every record that we play? CL: INXS!