U2 I Still Haven't Found What I'm For (1991 A (7: 21)
Reproduction or what? CB2: did you say? CB1: What of production? CB2: "There are all of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is nothing new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have the highest mountains, Uh, I believe that's the there... W: And what? Where ya at? W: I run... through the fields... to be with you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And guess C: ...for the Irish from Dublin who call U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I have scaled city walls... Yeah, that's great, I can't I did it, but nevertheless, I have that for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: to be with you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I wanna be you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it here? W: But on the hand, I still haven't I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the 2. V3: they'll make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still found I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I haven't it. V3: say they're kinda U2. W: I just can't to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I haven't it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have kissed lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: While I was doing y'know, all the on the honey it burned fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the that makes little of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it makes little... little strings of black with little attached to them. That's how it was kissing lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm for, that is. I just don't know where the it is... I just seem to find it... B: The last thing we to do was sound anybody else. So U2... C: That's the U and the 2. B: you've challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and still needs innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: What the Hell's on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the states, and around the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to screw up things? V4: is not you two for each other. C: 'Cause I say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two to live as a for this great purpose. A1: What's the something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I find anything here. WCB: damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Uncle shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I just got from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you for this until, uh, our label sends us some of the owe us... so, this will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I gotta a plane. Give my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, they do to me all the time... I what the hell do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I want to what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the sideband out C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? (MTV Rock Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... Cyndi? CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: probably have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. UMTV: I have the here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why have we changed something that we've been all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I believe it... I know I'm talking about... C: is, this is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I haven't found it. C: That's the U... W: I haven't found I'm for, I haven't found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't even know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I don't know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still haven't it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That doesn't sense: "But I still haven't it, I'm looking..." I have the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: That's the U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There nobody can me on this frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just don't know of anything. Maybe I be shot point blank in the tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is the way I say that? I how to say it. U2, "I Still Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: counting down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." This is Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We outta that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 and then I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the jingle I.D. this show. I I.D. the show there isn't a jingle, I? CL: The is... C: Don't I do it between goddamn record we play? CL: INXS!