U2 I Still Haven't Found What I'm For (1991 A (7: 21)
Reproduction or what? CB2: did you say? What kind of production? CB2: "There are all of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. CB1: Yeah, get stuff together, no problem, y'know, on what you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And what? CB1: ya at? W: I run... through the fields... only to be with you... yup, you... no one else, you. C: Here's the Top 40 hit... W: And guess C: ...for the band from Dublin who call U2... W: I have run, I crawled, I have scaled these walls... Yeah, really great, I can't I did it, but nevertheless, I have done for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Only to be you, I've all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I wanna be you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I still haven't what I'm for. C: That's the U and the 2. V3: Maybe they'll it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: say they're kinda U2. W: I can't seem to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I haven't it. C: That's the U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I kissed honey lips, felt the in her fingertips. I've even that. C: That's the U and the 2. W: While I was doing y'know, all the on the honey it like fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the kind that little of white vapo-gas and then when it on fire, it makes those little... strings of black smoke with little ashes to them. That's how it was honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still haven't it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm for, that is. I just don't know where the it is... I can't seem to find it... B: The last we wanted to do was sound like else. So U2... C: That's the U and the 2. B: gotta challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll still innovation ...and there's a lot, a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: the Hell's going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just screw up V4: is not you two living for other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: is such a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two uniting to as a for this great purpose. A1: the matter? something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I can't find here. WCB: That damn is back again. A2: There's no one in now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Jim's shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I got word from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you anything for until, uh, our label sends us of the money owe us... so, this will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: Good golly, Molly! D: Well, I gotta catch a plane. my regards to the and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was talking to the there, 'im back. C: Now, make I also want to what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya can't me! CB: got the sideband out C: That's the 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a in the night CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... Cyndi? CL: OK... W: And all the into one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, maybe the 409, but I'm not yet. CL: Uh... C: the letter U, and the 2. UMTV: I have the here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something that we've doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I I don't it... I don't know what I'm about... C: is, this is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still haven't it. C: the letter U... W: I haven't what I'm for, I haven't found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't even know it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't even know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, doesn't right either. W: ...I don't know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still haven't it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: doesn't make sense: "But I haven't found it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I have the here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: ain't nobody can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Video announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I don't know much of anything. I oughta be shot point in the stamper tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is the way I say that? I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Still What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: counting down the 40 hits in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We come that, and then I say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. show. I I.D. the show whenever there a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every goddamn that we play? CL: INXS!