U2 I Still Haven't Found I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: Reproduction or CB2: What did you CB1: What of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. CB1: Yeah, get stuff together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, CB2: Uh, I believe the there... W: And what? CB1: ya at? W: I run... through the fields... only to be with you... yup, you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the Irish band from who call U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I scaled these city walls... Yeah, that's great, I can't I did it, but nevertheless, I have done for you. C: the letter U and the 2. W: to be with you, I've done all things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it here? W: But on the hand, I still haven't what I'm for. C: That's the U and the 2. V3: Maybe make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I haven't found I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: say they're like U2. W: I just can't to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's else I've done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have kissed lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: That's the U and the 2. W: While I was doing y'know, all the on the honey it like fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the kind that little of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it makes little... little strings of smoke with little ashes to them. how it was kissing honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: I'm looking for, that is. I just know where the Hell it is... I just seem to find it... B: The thing we wanted to do was sound anybody else. So U2... C: That's the U and the 2. B: you've gotta it, you know, speaking, you know, you've find new sounds in a guitar, gotta find a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, and roll still needs innovation ...and there's a lot, a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a purpose, marry it, and a family. C: the Hell's going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the states, and around the..." V4: Are you two to a great C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just screw up V4: is not you two for each other. C: 'Cause I say this... y'know... A1: see what we can find. A2: is such a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two to live as a team for great purpose. A1: the matter? Find A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... his ass... go jerk his bone! A2: No, I find anything here. WCB: That damn sewer-mouth is again. A2: There's no one in now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: nothing but Uncle Jim's radio set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me on the speakerphone for ya. Uh, now... I just got word Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you for this until, uh, our sends us some of the money they owe us... so, will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I catch a plane. Give my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, they do to me all the time... I what the hell do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I want to what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the sideband out C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a in the night CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? (MTV Rock Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the into one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: the letter U, and the 2. I have the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... I have the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why have we changed changed we've been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I I don't it... I don't know what I'm about... C: is, this is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still found it. C: That's the U... W: I found what I'm looking for, I haven't it... C: I say it again! W: I'm lookin' for it, but I even know it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I even really know... CL: Before we the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that sound either. W: ...I don't what to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still found it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That doesn't sense: "But I haven't found it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I have the here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." UMTV: I the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There nobody can me on this frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Video announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just don't know of anything. Maybe I be shot point blank in the tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you can't me?... C: Is the way I say that? I how to say it. U2, "I Still Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're counting the 40 hits in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We come that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I the American Top 40 and then I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. show. I I.D. the show whenever there a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: Don't I do it between goddamn that we play? CL: INXS!