U2 I Still Haven't What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: or what? CB2: What did you CB1: What of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, Uh, I believe that's the there... W: And what? Where ya at? W: I have run... the fields... to be with you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: Here's the Top 40 hit... W: And guess C: ...for the band from Dublin who themselves U2... W: I have run, I crawled, I have scaled city walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I have that for you. C: the letter U and the 2. W: to be with you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it here? W: But on the hand, I still haven't what I'm for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: Maybe they'll it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still found what I'm for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: say they're like U2. W: I just can't to it. C: the letter U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what I've done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have honey lips, felt the in her fingertips. even done that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: I was doing that-- y'know, all the on the lips?-- it burned fire, and it reminded me of cheap, plastic--the kind that makes of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it those little... little strings of black with ashes attached to them. That's how it was honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I haven't found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I just don't know where the it is... I just seem to find it... B: The last thing we to do was like anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll still needs ...and there's a lot, a... a lot out there. V4: has said, "Get a great idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: the Hell's going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just screw up V4: is not you two living for other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: see what we can find. A2: is such a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two uniting to as a team for this purpose. A1: the matter? something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I find anything here. WCB: damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: There's no one in now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Jim's shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me right on the for ya. Uh, now... I got word from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you anything for until, uh, our label sends us some of the owe us... so, this will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I catch a plane. Give my regards to the and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, they do to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I also to know happened to the pictures I was to see this week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya can't me! CB: got the out there? C: That's the 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a worm in the CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? (MTV Rock Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll probably to get out the S.T.P. on that one, maybe the 409, but I'm not yet. CL: Uh... C: the letter U, and the 2. I have the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... UMTV: I the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I have the here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something that we've been all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I it... I don't know what I'm about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still found it. C: the letter U... W: I found what I'm for, I haven't found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't even know it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I even really know... CL: Before we the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I really know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, just try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still found it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That doesn't sense: "But I still haven't it, I'm looking..." I have the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." I have the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." UMTV: I the envelope... C: That's the U, and the 2. W: And... I... There ain't nobody can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just know much of anything. Maybe I oughta be blank in the stamper tonight. C: the letter U, and the 2. Hey, c'mon, find me... you can't me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Still I'm Looking For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: counting down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." This is Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We come that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. this show. I I.D. the show isn't a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: Don't I do it every goddamn that we play? CL: INXS!