U2 I Still Haven't What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: or what? CB2: did you say? CB1: kind of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: is also nothing new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And guess Where ya at? W: I have run... the fields... to be with you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the Irish band Dublin who call U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I scaled these city walls... Yeah, really great, I can't I did it, but nevertheless, I done that for you. C: the letter U and the 2. W: to be with you, I've done all things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I still found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: they'll make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still found I'm looking for. C: the letter U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: They say like U2. W: I can't seem to it. C: the letter U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I haven't it. C: That's the U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I kissed honey lips, felt the in her fingertips. I've even that. C: That's the U and the 2. W: I was doing that-- y'know, all the on the lips?-- it like fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the kind that makes clouds of white and then when it catches on fire, it makes little... little of black smoke with little ashes to them. That's how it was honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why have we something?) W: And I haven't found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I just don't know where the it is... I just seem to find it... B: The thing we wanted to do was sound anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've gotta it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta find new in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll needs innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: has said, "Get a great idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: What the going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the states, and around the..." V4: Are you two to a great C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just up things? V4: is not you two for each other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two to live as a for this great purpose. A1: the matter? Find A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I can't anything here. WCB: That damn is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: nothing but Uncle Jim's shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me right on the for ya. Uh, now... I just got word Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you anything for until, uh, our sends us some of the money they owe us... so, will, uh, have to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I catch a plane. Give my to the Weatherman and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, they do to me all the time... I what the hell do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was talking to the there, 'im back. C: Now, it--and I also want to know what to the pictures I was supposed to see week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the out there? C: That's the 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a in the night CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I believe in come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll probably to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, maybe the 409, but I'm not yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. I have the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You broke the bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... I have the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why have we changed something that we've been all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I I don't believe it... I know I'm talking about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I still haven't it. C: the letter U... W: I haven't found I'm looking for, I haven't it... C: I say it again! W: I'm lookin' for it, but I even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't even know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I really know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still found it. C: the letter U, and the 2. W: That doesn't sense: "But I still haven't it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." I have the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: That's the U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: ain't nobody can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Video announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I don't know much of anything. Maybe I oughta be point in the stamper tonight. C: the letter U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is the way I say that? I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Haven't I'm Looking For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: counting down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." This is Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We come that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I the American Top 40 and then I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the jingle I.D. this show. I I.D. the show isn't a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: Don't I do it every record that we play? CL: INXS!