U2 I Still Found What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: Reproduction or What did you say? CB1: What of production? "There are all sorts of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: is also nothing new. Yeah, get some stuff together, no problem, y'know, on what you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have the highest mountains, Uh, I believe that's the there... W: And guess CB1: ya at? W: I run... through the fields... to be with you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: Here's the Top 40 hit... W: And guess C: ...for the Irish band Dublin who call U2... W: I have run, I crawled, I have scaled these walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I done that for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Only to be you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I be with you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I still found what I'm for. C: That's the U and the 2. V3: Maybe they'll it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still found I'm looking for. C: That's the U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I found it. V3: They say kinda U2. W: I just seem to it. C: the letter U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: the letter U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have kissed lips, felt the in her fingertips. even done that. C: That's the U and the 2. W: While I was doing y'know, all the on the honey it burned fire, and it me of cheap, melting plastic--the that makes little of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it makes little... little strings of black with little ashes to them. how it was kissing honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still haven't it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm for, that is. I don't know where the Hell it is... I just can't to find it... B: The thing we wanted to do was like anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've gotta it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, and roll still needs innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: What the going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a idea? C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to screw up things? V4: is not you two for each other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two to live as a team for great purpose. A1: What's the something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I find anything here. That damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Jim's shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me right on the for ya. Uh, now... I got word from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you for this until, uh, our label us some of the money they owe us... so, this will, uh, to be terms... so, uh... C: Good golly, Molly! D: Well, I catch a plane. Give my regards to the and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, they do to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: that... the guy that was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I want to know happened to the pictures I was supposed to see week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the sideband out C: the letter 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a in the night CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Rock Video presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... Cyndi? CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll probably to get out the S.T.P. on that one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. UMTV: I have the here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why have we changed something we've been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I it... I don't know what I'm about... C: is, this is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I haven't found it. C: the letter U... W: I haven't found I'm looking for, I found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm lookin' for it, but I even know it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't even know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, doesn't sound either. W: ...I really know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still haven't it. C: That's the U, and the 2. W: doesn't make sense: "But I haven't found it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I have the here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." I have the envelope here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." UMTV: I the envelope... C: That's the U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There ain't can find me on frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just know much of anything. Maybe I be shot blank in the stamper tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. CBJ: Hey, c'mon, me... you find me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Haven't What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." This is Top 40, heard..." ...God, I that. We come outta that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I the American Top 40 and then I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the goddamn I.D. show. I I.D. the show whenever there isn't a jingle, I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every goddamn that we play? CL: INXS!