U2 I Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: or what? CB2: What did you CB1: What of production? CB2: "There are all of possibilities... you do, you know, a little on something... V1: This is nothing new. CB1: Yeah, get stuff together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have the highest mountains, CB2: Uh, I that's the there... W: And what? CB1: ya at? W: I have run... the fields... only to be you... yup, with you... no one else, you. C: Here's the Top 40 hit... W: And what? C: ...for the band from Dublin who themselves U2... W: I run, I have crawled, I have scaled these walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I done that for you. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Only to be you, I've done all things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I wanna be you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it changed W: But on the hand, I haven't found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: they'll make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I still haven't I'm looking for. C: the letter U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I haven't it. V3: They say like U2. W: I can't seem to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: That's the U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what I've done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I have kissed lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: While I was doing y'know, all the on the lips?-- it burned fire, and it reminded me of cheap, plastic--the kind that little clouds of white vapo-gas and when it catches on fire, it makes little... little strings of smoke with little attached to them. how it was kissing honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I still haven't it. B (Bono): Uh... W: I'm looking for, that is. I just don't know where the it is... I just can't to find it... B: The last thing we to do was sound anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: you've gotta it, you know, speaking, you know, you've gotta new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll still needs ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: Someone has said, "Get a idea, a great purpose, it, and a family. C: What the Hell's on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a great C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just up things? V4: is not you two for each other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I thought we finished... V4: It is you two to live as a team for great purpose. A1: the matter? something? A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... fuck his ass... go his bone! A2: No, I can't find here. That damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's but Uncle Jim's shortwave set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me right on the for ya. Uh, now... I just got from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you for this until, uh, our label us some of the money they owe us... so, this will, uh, to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I gotta catch a plane. my regards to the and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno the hell do it for, but... CB: Yeah that... the guy was to the sewer-mouth there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I want to know what to the pictures I was to see this week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya find me! CB: got the out there? C: That's the 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a in the night CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? UMTV (MTV Rock Video presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... UMTV: CL: OK... W: And all the bleeding one big mess. CL: OK... W: I'll have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. I have the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You the goddamn bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... I have the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why we changed changed something that been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I believe it... I don't I'm talking about... C: This is, is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I haven't found it. C: That's the U... W: I haven't found I'm looking for, I found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm for it, but I don't even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't really know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I don't know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still found it. C: That's the U, and the 2. W: That doesn't make "But I still haven't it, I'm looking..." UMTV: I the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I have the here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: ain't nobody can me on this frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Video Awards announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I just don't much of anything. Maybe I oughta be point blank in the tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. Hey, c'mon, find me... you can't me?... C: Is the way I say that? I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Still What I'm For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're counting the 40 hits in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I that. We come outta that, and then I say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the jingle I.D. show. I I.D. the show whenever there a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every goddamn record that we CL: INXS!