U2 I Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (1991 A (7: 21)
CB1: Reproduction or CB2: What did you CB1: What of production? CB2: "There are all of possibilities... you do, you know, a spoof on something... V1: This is also new. CB1: Yeah, get some together, no problem, y'know, depends on you do... A1 (Jack Armstrong): C'mon, look... V2: W (The Weatherman): Ha ha ha, ho... Oh, well... V3: No, no, no, Uh-uh. C (Casey Kasem): is Top Forty. W: I have climbed the mountains, CB2: Uh, I believe the there... W: And what? Where ya at? W: I run... through the fields... only to be with you... yup, you... no one else, you. C: the first Top 40 hit... W: And guess C: ...for the band from Dublin who call U2... W: I have run, I crawled, I scaled these city walls... Yeah, that's really great, I I did it, but nevertheless, I have that for you. C: the letter U and the 2. W: Only to be you, done all these things. C: The f- W: Yeah, you. The fat one, it... C: The f- W: the fat one, and I wanna be you... A1: the matter?) C: Can I say, why was it here? W: But on the hand, I haven't found I'm looking for. C: the letter U and the 2. V3: Maybe make it as a U2. W: But on the hand, I haven't found what I'm for. C: the letter U and the numeral... V3: say... W: Nope, not. C: ...two. W: I haven't it. V3: They say kinda U2. W: I just seem to it. C: That's the U and the 2. W: Nope, not, I found it. C: That's the U and the 2. A1: C'mon. W: And here's what else done... A1: C'mon, see we can find. W: I kissed honey lips, the healing in her fingertips. I've even that. C: the letter U and the 2. W: I was doing that-- y'know, all the on the lips?-- it like fire, and it reminded me of cheap, plastic--the kind makes little of white vapo-gas and then when it catches on fire, it those little... strings of black smoke with little ashes to them. how it was kissing honey lips. C: Why are we it? Why we changed something?) W: And I haven't found it. B (Bono): Uh... W: What I'm looking for, is. I just don't know where the it is... I can't seem to find it... B: The last we wanted to do was sound anybody else. So U2... C: the letter U and the 2. B: gotta challenge it, you know, speaking, you know, gotta find new sounds in a guitar, you've gotta a new way of a 4/4 beat. You know, rock and roll needs innovation ...and a lot, there's a... a lot out there. V4: has said, "Get a great idea, a purpose, marry it, and a family. C: What the going on here? V5: Bono. A2: Why, Billy, look! C: I be saying, "American Top 40 is in the fifty states, and the..." V4: Are you two to a great C: It was... it was week, "American Top 40 is in the..." A2: is topsy-turvy! A1: say it is! C: Is it to just up things? V4: is not you two for each other. C: I can't say this... y'know... A1: Let's see we can find. A2: Everything is a mess! C: Jeez, I we were finished... V4: It is you two uniting to as a team for great purpose. A1: What's the Find A2: No. CBJ (CB jammer): [unintelligible]... his ass... go jerk his bone! A2: No, I can't anything here. WCB: damn sewer-mouth is back again. A2: no one in here now... ...[unintelligible]... A2: There's nothing but Uncle radio set.) C: Ponderous! Is Don on the D (Don): Hi, Casey. Uh, had 'em put me right on the for ya. Uh, now... I just got from Mr. that, uh... uh, we can't pay you anything for until, uh, our label sends us some of the they owe us... so, this will, uh, to be terms... so, uh... C: golly, Miss Molly! D: Well, I gotta catch a plane. my regards to the and, uh, heh, You Too! C: You know, do this to me all the time... I dunno what the do it for, but... CB: that... the guy that was talking to the there, 'im back. C: Now, make it--and I also to know what happened to the I was supposed to see week? Hey, sewer-mouth! CBJ: be... hey, I'm on a frequency, bet ya can't me! CB: got the sideband out C: That's the 2, and the U. W: ha ha haaa. I was a in the night CB: W: And as a stone, I was. C: Alright, alright... OK, try it, OK? (MTV Rock Video Awards presenter): CL (Cyndi Lauper): OK... W: And I in kingdom come... Cyndi? CL: OK... W: And all the into one big mess. CL: OK... W: probably have to get out the S.T.P. cleaner on one, the 409, but I'm not sure yet. CL: Uh... C: That's the U, and the 2. UMTV: I the envelope here... W: And you the bonds. CL: And uh... W: You broke the bonds... CL: And uh... W: You the chains... UMTV: I the envelope... W: You a cross... UMTV: I have the here... W: And my shame, and my shame... Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame... CL: And uh... W: So shame, yeah. Ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, ha, haaa. CL And uh... I'm a nearsighted. C: Why have we changed something we've been doing all along? W: You know, I it. C: Alright... W: Nope, I guess I it... I don't know what I'm about... C: is, this is blowin'...ya know... W: But, nevertheless, I haven't found it. C: the letter U... W: I haven't found I'm looking for, I found it... C: I say it again! W: I'm lookin' for it, but I even where it is. C: ...and the 2. W: I don't even know... CL: we announce the winner... W: ...anything anymore, I just... C: See, that right either. W: ...I really know to do... CL: just... C: Alright... CL: just... W: ...or do I? CL: ...recap... C: OK, let's try it, OK? CL: ...the nominees. W: But I still haven't it. C: That's the U, and the 2. W: That doesn't make "But I still haven't it, I'm looking..." I have the envelope here... W: "I'm...", no, "I'm, I'm for it..." UMTV: I have the here... W: No, "I'm-- looking--for--it." I have the envelope... C: the letter U, and the 2. W: And... I... CBJ: There nobody can me on this frequency. W: Ha, ha, ha, ha... MTVA (MTV Rock Video announcer): U2, U2, U2, U2... W: I don't know much of anything. Maybe I be shot blank in the stamper tonight. C: That's the U, and the 2. Hey, c'mon, find me... you find me?... C: Is that the way I say I how to say it. MTVA: U2, "I Haven't I'm Looking For". W: Well, be jiggered. it is. C: We're down the 40 biggest in the 50 states. Hey sewer-mouth, we're getcha. C: "This is Top 40..." is American Top 40, heard..." ...God, I hate that. We outta that, and I gotta say the Ameri... CL: And uh... C: I hear the Top 40 jingle and I say, "This is Top For..." CL: And uh, the is... C: Let the jingle I.D. show. I I.D. the show whenever there a jingle, don't I? CL: The is... C: I do it between every goddamn that we play? CL: INXS!