I Pee on the Toilet Seat

[Intro]
Ayy, bruh
Someone gotta address this, uh, problem
'Cause it seems everyone's been hidin' from it
[?] what's crackin'
Um, so I'ma have to just make a song, bruh
[?], uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, whoa, yuh
Oh, man, wow, [?] ad-libs

[Chorus]
I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat
I pee on the toilet seat
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet
Watch yo' step, watch yo' feet

[Verse 1]
Bitch, I pull up to the toilet, treat that shit like it's a hoop
All these foxes on me tryna get some cream, I got the scoop
If my stomach hurt at school, then you know I'm not gonna poop
I ain't no daredevil
Bitch, this dick is like a metal shovel
Spyin' on me like her name is Neville
Fake watch wit' a fake bezel
[?] hot like a tea kettle
Shady [?], bitch, I'll never settle
You huffin' like a [?] of metal
New shoes and they're made of leather
Bag [?] up my sweater
All I know is her name is Heather
I just got back home, I can hear somebody trippin'
Took a peek up in the kitchen, my home warm just like some mittens
Then I heard some shit again, she said,