Luyện nghe bài hát I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag

Now I'm warnin' all you women, stand too close to me
'Cause you catch fire
Now you're talkin' to a man in a other kind of bag
I'm three parts tiger and one part snake
I'll ball you to sleep and I'll you awake
And I'm so good I don't have to brag

I need an adding machine to count up all the
I've for other men
Now to me Paul Bunyan is a screamin' fag
I can shift more gears and pump more
I'll turn you which way but loose
And I'm so damn good that I don't to brag

Now there's twenty thirty women
A sleepin' at the of my bed
And night, every night I hear 'em sighin'
They say I don't miss a thing
They say I'm the lovin' king
And I'm too a guy to say they're lyin'

Now I've been love professionally
Since I was only six old
And I really the way to wiggly wag
And still I'm such a modest man you
I'm as great as I think I am
I'm so good that I have to brag

There's a line of chicks at my window
And across the street
And it stretches to the other side of town
They come to me from the seas
On their just sayin', "Please"
And I'm too nice a guy to 'em down

Now I once got by some
Amazon women down in the Fiji
They were fightin' me to see who'd be my bride
I had to them all and I will admit it
And I won't you how I did it
But tell you each one was smilin' when she died

Now the day I die every
In the country's gonna go around in black
And they'll add another star to the American flag
And build me a monument forty feet high
it's a shame he had to die
He was so damn good he had to brag

And I'm tellin' you men
Your eighteen old daughters off of my back
And your wives, they like the way I on
And why don't you go at your mother for a while
You she's wearin' a funny sorta smile
Well that just I've been there and I've gone

Now if you got a frigid
I'm gonna her for a hundred dollars
You can bring her my house at four o'clock
And you can and pick her up at 4:03
If you can pry her off of me
I got a whole lot of others just 'round the block

Now if wonderin' how you're gonna get to me
Better bring a Cadillac full of
'Cause I as hell ain't gonna swing without no swag
I can you creep, I can make you crawl
you scream and climb the wall
And I'm so good that I don't to brag

So baby don't call me up at three
In the no more threatenin' suicide
I go ahead and do it honey
'Cause wakin' me up is a
And you can leave a note for all the
Sayin' at least you had the best
And he's so damn good he don't have to brag

Now I'm warnin' all you women stand too close to me
you might catch fire
Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other of bag
I'm three parts tiger and one part
I'll ball you to and I'll bite you awake
And I'm so good that I have to brag