Luyện nghe bài hát I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag

Now I'm warnin' all you women, stand too close to me
'Cause you catch fire
Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole kind of bag
Well I'm three parts tiger and one snake
I'll ball you to sleep and I'll bite you
And I'm so that I don't have to brag

I need an machine to count up all the women
I've ruined for men
Now to me Paul Bunyan is a screamin' fag
I can shift more gears and pump juice
I'll turn you every which way but
And I'm so damn good that I don't have to

Now there's twenty thirty beautiful
A at the foot of my bed
And night, every night I hear 'em sighin'
say that I don't miss a thing
They say that I'm the king
And I'm too nice a guy to say lyin'

Now I've been makin' love
I was only six years old
And I really the way to wiggly wag
And still I'm a modest man you know
I'm twice as as I think I am
I'm so good that I don't to brag

a line of chicks startin' at my window
And across the street
And it stretches to the other side of town
They come to me across the seas
On their knees sayin', "Please"
And I'm too a guy to turn 'em down

Now I got captured by some
Amazon women down in the Isles
were fightin' over me to see who'd be my bride
I had to kill them all and I will it
And I tell you how I did it
But I'll you each one was smilin' when she died

Now the day I die every
In the country's gonna go around dressed in
And they'll probably add star to the American flag
And they'll build me a monument forty high
Sayin' a shame he had to die
He was so damn good he never had to

And I'm tellin' you men
Your year old daughters off of my back
And your wives, they the way I carry on
And why don't you go at your mother for a while
You notice she's a funny sorta smile
Well that just means been there and I've gone

Now if you got a frigid
I'm cure her for a hundred dollars
You can bring her around my house at o'clock
And you can and pick her up at 4:03
If you can pry her off of me
I got a whole lot of others just 'round the block

Now if you're wonderin' how gonna get to me
Better a Cadillac full of money
'Cause I sure as hell ain't swing without no swag
I can make you creep, I can make you
Make you and climb the wall
And I'm so good I don't have to brag

So baby don't me up at three o'clock
In the mornin' no more threatenin'
I go ahead and do it honey
'Cause me up is a drag
And you can leave a for all the rest
Sayin' at you had the very best
And he's so damn good that he have to brag

Now I'm warnin' all you don't stand too close to me
'Cause you might catch
Now talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag
I'm three parts and one part snake
I'll you to sleep and I'll bite you awake
And I'm so good that I don't have to