Luyện nghe bài hát I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag

Now I'm all you women, don't stand too close to me
'Cause you might fire
Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole kind of bag
Well I'm three parts and one part snake
I'll ball you to sleep and I'll bite you
And I'm so good that I have to brag

I need an machine to count up all the women
I've for other men
Now compared to me Paul Bunyan is a fag
I can shift more gears and pump juice
turn you every which way but loose
And I'm so damn good I don't have to brag

Now there's twenty beautiful women
A at the foot of my bed
And every night, every night I 'em sighin'
say that I don't miss a thing
They say I'm the lovin' king
And I'm too nice a guy to say lyin'

Now I've been love professionally
Since I was six years old
And I really learned the way to wag
And still I'm such a modest man you
I'm twice as as I think I am
I'm so that I don't have to brag

There's a of chicks startin' at my window
And reachin' across the
And it stretches to the other side of town
They to me from across the seas
On their just sayin', "Please"
And I'm too a guy to turn 'em down

Now I got captured by some
women down in the Fiji Isles
They were fightin' over me to see who'd be my
I had to kill all and I will admit it
And I won't you how I did it
But I'll tell you each one was smilin' she died

Now the day I die every
In the country's gonna go dressed in black
And they'll add another star to the American flag
And build me a monument forty feet high
Sayin' a shame he had to die
He was so damn good he never had to

And I'm tellin' you men
eighteen year old daughters off of my back
And your wives, they the way I carry on
And why you go look at your mother for a while
You notice she's wearin' a funny sorta
Well that just I've been there and I've gone

Now if you got a woman
I'm gonna her for a hundred dollars
You can bring her my house at four o'clock
And you can come and her up at 4:03
If you can pry her off of me
I got a lot of others just waitin' 'round the block

Now if wonderin' how you're gonna get to me
bring a Cadillac full of money
'Cause I sure as hell ain't swing without no swag
I can make you creep, I can make you
you scream and climb the wall
And I'm so good that I don't have to

So baby call me up at three o'clock
In the mornin' no more suicide
I mean go ahead and do it
'Cause me up is a drag
And you can leave a for all the rest
at least you had the very best
And he's so damn that he don't have to brag

Now I'm all you women don't stand too close to me
'Cause you might fire
Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other of bag
I'm three parts and one part snake
ball you to sleep and I'll bite you awake
And I'm so that I don't have to brag