Luyện nghe bài hát I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag

Now I'm warnin' all you women, don't stand too to me
'Cause you might fire
Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole kind of bag
Well I'm three tiger and one part snake
I'll ball you to and I'll bite you awake
And I'm so good that I have to brag

I need an adding machine to up all the women
I've ruined for men
Now compared to me Paul is a screamin' fag
I can shift more gears and pump juice
I'll turn you every way but loose
And I'm so damn good that I don't to brag

Now there's twenty thirty beautiful
A sleepin' at the of my bed
And every night, every night I hear 'em
They say that I don't a thing
They say that I'm the lovin'
And I'm too nice a guy to say lyin'

Now I've been makin' love
I was only six years old
And I learned the way to wiggly wag
And still I'm such a modest man you
I'm twice as as I think I am
I'm so good I don't have to brag

There's a line of chicks at my window
And across the street
And it stretches 'way to the side of town
They come to me from the seas
On knees just sayin', "Please"
And I'm too a guy to turn 'em down

Now I got captured by some
Amazon down in the Fiji Isles
were fightin' over me to see who'd be my bride
I had to kill all and I will admit it
And I won't you how I did it
But I'll you each one was smilin' when she died

Now the day I die woman
In the country's gonna go dressed in black
And they'll add another star to the American flag
And they'll build me a forty feet high
it's a shame he had to die
He was so damn good he had to brag

And I'm you men keep
Your eighteen year old daughters off of my
And your wives, like the way I carry on
And why don't you go at your mother for a while
You notice wearin' a funny sorta smile
Well that just means I've there and I've gone

Now if you got a frigid
I'm cure her for a hundred dollars
You can bring her around my house at o'clock
And you can come and her up at 4:03
If you can pry her off of me
I got a whole lot of others waitin' 'round the block

Now if you're wonderin' how gonna get to me
Better a Cadillac full of money
'Cause I sure as hell ain't gonna swing without no
I can you creep, I can make you crawl
Make you scream and climb the
And I'm so good I don't have to brag

So don't call me up at three o'clock
In the mornin' no more suicide
I mean go and do it honey
wakin' me up is a drag
And you can leave a note for all the
Sayin' at you had the very best
And he's so damn good that he have to brag

Now I'm warnin' all you don't stand too close to me
you might catch fire
Now talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag
I'm parts tiger and one part snake
I'll ball you to sleep and I'll you awake
And I'm so good that I have to brag