I'm Outlived By That Things

I threw out a stupid common paperweight
And it went out into the country
To a place where other solid objects lie around
Well, it's quite hard and so it's probably still there
And when I die, it will still be somewhere

Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

A man once took a very famous photograph
Went in books and even lectures
Said it was a monster in the old loch ness
Before he died, his wife gave him a back rub
He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub

Ha ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Scientists have recently just found out
About a fish they didn't know of
That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles

Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that