He Liked To Feel It

There was a boy who liked to wiggle his tooth loose
So he could show it
Then we'd watch while he'd tie it to a doorknob
Wind up and then slam it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He grew tired of his doorknobs
And so he thought up a brand-new trick
He said he'd tie his tooth to his dog's tail
Find a stick, wind up and then throw it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He called his dog but just as he was set to throw
His dad arrived there
He yelled at him and got some pliers, held him
Wound up and yanked it out right there

That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out