Luyện nghe bài hát I'm My Own Grandpa

Many, years ago when I was twenty-three
I was to a widow who was pretty as could be
widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love her and soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my
For now my was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing boy

My little baby became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of my step-mother

Father's then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my son
My wife is now my mother's and it makes me blue
Because she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have the strangest 'case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own

I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own
It sounds funny, I but it really is so
I'm my own