Luyện nghe bài hát I'm My Own Grandpa

Many, many years ago I was twenty-three
I was married to a who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up who had hair of red
My fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law and really my life
For now my was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it me joy
I soon the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my

Father's wife then had a son who kept on the run
And he my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me
Because she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you saw
As of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own
It sounds funny, I know but it is so
I'm my own