Luyện nghe bài hát I'm My Own Grandpa

Many, many years ago when I was
I was married to a who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up who had hair of red
My father fell in love her and soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it me joy
I soon became the of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me sad
For if he were my uncle, then also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son who them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it me blue
Because she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly me wild
'Cause now I become the strangest 'case you ever saw
As of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own
It sounds funny, I but it really is so
I'm my own