Luyện nghe bài hát I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

I came home last night, like many nights before:
I finally made it to my as she opened up the door.
And she said, "You're not do this anymore."

She said: "I'm gonna' a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our down the hall."

She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and cash them all right here.
"And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends, favorite kinds of beer.
"And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft cans.
"And when feeling macho, you can crush them like a man."

She "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
"Serve boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
"There'll be Monday football, on T.V. above the bar.
"And a pay phone in the hallway, when friends can't find their car."

She "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom the hall."

She "You'll get friendly service, and for added atmosphere.
"I'll slip on sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
"Then you can slap my bottom, time you tell a joke.
"Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll until you're broke."

She "Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl,
"When the Ham's say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
"And when you run out of money, have me to thank.
"You can it off next morning, when I'm putting it in the bank."

She said: "I'm hire a wino, to decorate our home,
"So you can feel more at ease here, and you have to roam.
"When you and your friends get off from work, and a powerful thirst.
"There won't be any reason, why you stop off here first."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to our home,
"So you'll feel more at here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to the way, to our bathroom down the hall."