Luyện nghe bài hát I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

I came crawling home last night, like many before:
I finally made it to my feet as she up the door.
And she said, "You're not do this anymore."

She said: "I'm hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom the hall."

She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and cash them all right here.
"And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends, favorite kinds of beer.
"And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft cans.
"And when you're macho, you can crush them like a man."

She "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
"Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I cook no more.
"There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. the bar.
"And a pay phone in the hallway, when friends can't find their car."

She said: "I'm hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She "You'll get friendly service, and for added atmosphere.
"I'll on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
"Then you can my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
"Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh you're broke."

She said: "Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a brawl,
"When the Ham's say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
"And when you run out of money, have me to thank.
"You can sleep it off next morning, when I'm it in the bank."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino, to our home,
"So you can feel at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"When you and your friends get off from work, and have a thirst.
"There be any reason, why you can't stop off here first."

She said: "I'm gonna' a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our down the hall."