Luyện nghe bài hát I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

I came crawling home last night, like many nights
I made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
And she said, "You're not gonna do anymore."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to our home,
"So feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom the hall."

She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I'll them all right here.
"And keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.
"And for you, always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.
"And when you're feeling macho, you can them like a man."

She "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
"Serve hard boiled and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
"There'll be night football, on T.V. above the bar.
"And a pay phone in the hallway, when your can't find their car."

She said: "I'm hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along wall.
"And a neon sign, to the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "You'll get friendly service, and for atmosphere.
"I'll slip on something sexy, and cut it clear to here.
"Then you can slap my bottom, time you tell a joke.
"Just as long as you tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke."

She said: "Instead of family quarrels, have a bar-room brawl,
"When the Ham's bear say's its closing time, you have far to crawl.
"And you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
"You can sleep it off morning, when I'm putting it in the bank."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino, to our home,
"So you can feel more at ease here, and you won't to roam.
"When you and your friends get off from work, and have a thirst.
"There won't be any reason, why you stop off here first."

She said: "I'm hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't to roam.
"We'll take out the dining table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom the hall."