I Like Drugs

Last night I got so high
I think I had sex with the cable guy
Well I admit it would of been funny
But that pole smoker stole all my drug money

I buy chronic every week or so
But I do it when I'm really really high on blow
I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count
I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce, yeah

I like drugs but they don't like me
My brain cells seem to disagree
I like drugs
I like drugs
I like drugs
But they don't like me
No no no no no no

I was pounding some bitch the other night
Rolling on E man feeling alright
When I was high she was hotter than heck
But I woke up to a face that looked like Shreck

I get high that ain't no lie
But I can't afford another freakin DUI
Doctor says stop or you'll be dying
I was gonna but then you said you were buyin'

I like drugs but they don't like me
It's always better when they're free
I like drugs
I like drugs
I like drugs
But they don't like me
No they don't

Don't try to stop me I can't be saved oh yeah
If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved
Can you necro-feel-it

Oh yeah I like drugs
I do it when I'm chillin'
Oh yeah I like drugs
I've even snorted Penicillin
Come on come on come on

If I can crush it it goes up my nose
If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes
How old am I?
Nobody knows
My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows
Vicodin Valium Percocet and Crack

Everybody scream heavy metal's back
I like drugs but they don't like me
I like drugs but they don't like me
I'm driving right now to the next party
I like drugs
I like drugs
I like drugs
But they don't like me

(Sirens)
Aw shit man I'm getting pulled over again
I better fuckin' chug these beers where's those pills shit

Sir, do you realize you were going 25 miles per hour on the freeway back there?

What's the fuckin speed limit 15?

Smart ass, sir, do you have any warrants?

I got their first CD but you can't have it, motherfucker, later!

I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro
Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth- scratch that more like a skinny version of Vince Neil

You can't catch me cause I'm too fast

Hey man give me 3 dude
I thought I said 3..
I thought I said 2....
What the fucks goin on
stop it man
what the fuck
wheres my bong dude
fuck