I Know Everything About Everything

I know that we all have differences
I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all
I'm the best guy that you're ever gonna meet
I won't listen to your point of view

'Cause I know, I know
I know

I know every paradox in politics
I've been every place around the world
On every subject I'm a known authority
No need to argue 'cause it won't get through

'Cause I know, I know
I know, I know
I know everything

I know, I know it won't be long
Till all my closest friends have come and gone
Freedom, I don't know what it means
The right to hate is part of me, it seems

I know everything from history
I don't even need to watch the news
I find it easy with my vast intelligence
No one tells me anything new

I often wonder why no one talks to me
They must be threatened by my charm and grace
I know everything about everything
Especially witty when I'm off my face

I know, I know it won't be long
Till all my closest friends have come and gone
Freedom, I don't know what it means
The right to hate is part of me, it seems

I know everything
I know everything