Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa get something clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't be talkin about this time of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my record label
everyone drinks beer like they at Cheers
Makin bets
on debts from bad rekkid deals for real I'm next
I'm sweatin my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out I'll be behind my release and
Mariah Christmas be sellin' out- why?
I did nothin bad to nobody
I'm still with all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
Don't aw honey me Just give me the money
One of those cards with a for cash
A big stash or check to I'll snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, well pretty good, at in my mind
let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime

CHORUS: La La La La
There's one Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out of me poured into a size 4
With a Santa hat on the record store floor
ace product placement listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my on Raisin Brans round the nation
I'm impatient need my wax to by the cases
Like Mase's in good graces I'll be gracious
let me retire with his wages
I'm not I wanna be A-list
Hang out someone famous, then my friends and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I do is sell through
Go on then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's gonna be soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi me again, how many units we sold?
You mean we didn't go or like gold?
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a payphone please even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song a good sign
So either you bought it, it's on the radio or friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
That's

But if that's the case don't even about the blank tape
Take a date your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close late
And in case you don't make it visit my blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the clean version for mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear jerker of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how I'd sell out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and down baby
No to fit in fancy clothes now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme
Please, let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime!