Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get something
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't be talkin about this time of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my record label
While everyone drinks beer like at Cheers
Makin bets
on debts from bad deals for real I'm probably next
I'm sweatin my ass off, it's July
But by the this comes out I'll be behind my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas be sellin' out- why?
I did nothin bad to nobody
I'm friends with all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
Don't aw me Just give me the money please
One of those cards with a pocket for
A big stash or to cash I'll snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
been good, well pretty good, at least in my mind
Please let me sell a lot of at Christmastime

Lalala La La La La
There's one Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out of me poured into a size 4
With a Santa hat on the record store floor
Want ace product placement listenin station so while I'm on
I got my on Raisin Brans round the nation
I'm impatient need my wax to by the cases
Mase's in God's good graces I'll be gracious
Just let me retire with his
I'm not I wanna be A-list
Hang out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I do is sell through
Go on then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many units we
You mean we didn't go platinum or gold?
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a payphone please don't try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song that's a good
So either you bought it, it's on the radio or your is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
That's

But if that's the case don't even about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they late
And in case you don't make it visit my website blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the version for your mom
Santa, just one hit, one favorite-
One tear jerker piece of shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and gettin' baby
No to fit in fancy clothes now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme
Please, just let me sell a lot of at Christmastime!