Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be about this time of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my record label
While everyone drinks beer they at Cheers
Makin Nintendo
on from bad rekkid deals for real I'm probably next
I'm here sweatin my ass off, it's
But by the time this out I'll be behind my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas will be out- why?
I never did bad to nobody
I'm still friends with all my Ex's who money (Aw honey)
aw honey me Just give me the money please
One of those cards a pocket for cash
A big stash or check to cash I'll snatch it before you realize you acted and come at me all mad
I've good, well pretty good, at least in my mind
Please let me sell a lot of records at

CHORUS: La La La La
There's one Christmas
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out of me poured into a size 4
a floppy Santa hat on the record store floor
Want ace product placement listenin so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Brans round the nation
I'm need my wax to sell by the cases
Like Mase's in God's good graces be gracious
let me retire with his wages
I'm not aimless I be A-list
Hang out someone famous, then my friends and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is sell
Go on then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many units we
You mean we didn't go or like gold?
(Beep beep) my Rolls-
Yo wait I'm on a payphone don't even try to put me on hold!!

Ok all listening to my song that's a good sign
So either you it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
That's

But if that's the case don't think about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music close late
And in case you don't make it my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the clean for your mom
Santa, just one hit, one favorite-
One tear jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an
how fast I'd sell out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are They Now filet mignons by the pound
baby, Fat and gettin' down baby
No need to fit in fancy now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme
Please, just let me sell a lot of at Christmastime!