Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't be talkin about this time of year
But I'm tears tryin to fund my record label career
everyone drinks beer like they at Cheers
Makin bets
on debts from bad rekkid for real I'm probably next
I'm here my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out I'll be behind my release and
Mariah Christmas will be out- why?
I never did bad to nobody
I'm friends with all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
Don't aw honey me Just give me the please
One of cards with a pocket for cash
A big stash or check to cash I'll snatch it before you realize you rash and come at me all mad
I've good, well pretty good, at least in my mind
Please let me sell a lot of records at

Lalala La La La La
There's one Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out cardboard of me poured into a 4
a floppy Santa hat on the record store floor
Want ace product placement station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Raisin Brans the nation
I'm need my wax to sell by the cases
Like Mase's in God's good I'll be gracious
let me retire with his wages
I'm not aimless I be A-list
Hang out with someone famous, my friends and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is through
Go on tour then put out a record real quick like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many units we
You mean we go platinum or like gold?
(Beep beep) my Rolls-
Yo wait I'm on a payphone don't even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song that's a good
So you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
fine

But if that's the case don't even about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Music they close late
And in case you make it visit my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the version for your mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear jerker of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the cash get the out
Be on VH-1 Where are Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
baby, Fat and gettin' down baby
No to fit in fancy clothes now
Hey get the crews off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde who thought she could rhyme
Please, just let me sell a lot of at Christmastime!