Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get clear
I'm half Jewish I even be talkin about this time of year
But I'm near tryin to fund my record label career
While everyone drinks beer they at Cheers
Nintendo bets
on debts from bad rekkid for real I'm probably next
I'm here sweatin my ass off, it's
But by the time this comes out I'll be behind my schedule and
Mariah Christmas will be sellin' why?
I never did nothin bad to
I'm still friends all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
aw honey me Just give me the money please
One of cards with a pocket for cash
A big stash or check to cash snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, well pretty good, at least in my
Please let me a lot of records at Christmastime

CHORUS: La La La La
one Christmas Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4
With a floppy Santa hat on the record store
Want ace product listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Brans round the nation
I'm impatient need my wax to by the cases
Like in God's good graces I'll be gracious
Just let me retire with his
I'm not aimless I be A-list
Hang out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is through
Go on tour then put out a live record real quick Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, gonna be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how units we sold?
You mean we didn't go platinum or gold?
(Beep beep) my Rolls-
Yo wait I'm on a payphone please even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song a good sign
So either you bought it, it's on the radio or friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
fine

But if that's the case don't even think the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Music they close late
And in you don't make it visit my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, my record and buy the clean version for your mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear jerker piece of shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how I'd sell out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and gettin' baby
No need to fit in clothes now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme
Please, just let me sell a lot of at Christmastime!