Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin this time of year
But I'm near tears tryin to my record label career
While everyone drinks beer like they at
Nintendo bets
on debts from bad deals for real I'm probably next
I'm here my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out I'll be my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas will be sellin' why?
I never did bad to nobody
I'm still friends with all my who stole money (Aw honey)
Don't aw me Just give me the money please
One of those cards with a for cash
A big stash or check to cash snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, pretty good, at least in my mind
Please let me sell a lot of at Christmastime

CHORUS: La La La La
one Christmas Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to life size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4
a floppy Santa hat on the record store floor
Want ace product listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my on Raisin Brans round the nation
I'm impatient need my wax to by the cases
Mase's in God's good graces I'll be gracious
Just let me retire with his
I'm not aimless I wanna be
Hang out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have someone to us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I do is sell through
Go on then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, gonna be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi me again, how many units we sold?
You mean we didn't go or like gold?
(Beep beep) my Rolls-
Yo I'm on a payphone please don't even try to put me on hold!!

Ok all listening to my song that's a good sign
So either you bought it, on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
fine

But if that's the case don't even think about the tape
Take a date with your ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close late
And in case you don't it visit my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my and buy the clean version for your mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the get the hell out
Be on VH-1 are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and gettin' baby
No need to fit in clothes now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could
Please, just let me a lot of records at Christmastime!