Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get something
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin about this of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my label career
While everyone drinks like they at Cheers
Makin bets
on debts from bad rekkid for real I'm probably next
I'm here my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out be behind my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas be sellin' out- why?
I never did nothin bad to
I'm still friends with all my Ex's who stole (Aw honey)
aw honey me Just give me the money please
One of those cards with a pocket for
A big stash or check to cash I'll snatch it before you realize you acted rash and at me all mad
I've been good, well pretty good, at least in my
let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime

CHORUS: La La La La
There's one Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out cardboard of me poured a size 4
With a floppy Santa hat on the record store
Want ace product listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Raisin Brans the nation
I'm impatient need my wax to sell by the
Like in God's good graces I'll be gracious
let me retire with his wages
I'm not aimless I wanna be
Hang out with someone famous, then my and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is sell through
Go on tour then put out a live record real quick Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's gonna be soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi me again, how many units we sold?
You mean we didn't go or like gold?
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a please don't even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my that's a good sign
So you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
fine

But if that's the case don't even about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Music they close late
And in case you don't make it visit my blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, my record and buy the clean version for your mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the
Round baby, Fat and down baby
No need to fit in clothes now
Hey get the crews off my grounds!

me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme
Please, just let me sell a lot of at Christmastime!