Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo let's get something clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be about this time of year
But I'm tears tryin to fund my record label career
While everyone drinks beer like at Cheers
Makin bets
on debts from bad rekkid deals for real I'm probably
I'm here sweatin my ass off, it's
But by the time this comes out I'll be behind my release and
Mariah Christmas be sellin' out- why?
I never did nothin bad to
I'm friends with all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
Don't aw honey me Just give me the money
One of cards with a pocket for cash
A big or check to cash I'll snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, well good, at least in my mind
let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime

CHORUS: La La La La
one Christmas Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out of me poured into a size 4
With a floppy Santa hat on the record floor
Want ace product listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Raisin Brans the nation
I'm need my wax to sell by the cases
Mase's in God's good graces I'll be gracious
Just let me with his wages
I'm not aimless I wanna be
Hang out with someone famous, then my and I would all have someone to date us
Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is through
Go on tour then put out a live record real quick Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's gonna be soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many we sold?
You mean we go platinum or like gold?
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a payphone please don't try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song that's a good
So either you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this song
That's

But if that's the case even think about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Music they close late
And in case you don't it visit my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the clean version for mom
Santa, just one hit, one favorite-
One tear jerker of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are They Now Eatin' mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and gettin' baby
No need to fit in clothes now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who she could rhyme
Please, just let me a lot of records at Christmastime!