Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get something
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin about this time of
But I'm tears tryin to fund my record label career
While everyone drinks like they at Cheers
Makin Nintendo
on debts from bad deals for real I'm probably next
I'm here my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out be behind my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas will be out- why?
I never did bad to nobody
I'm still friends with all my Ex's who money (Aw honey)
Don't aw honey me Just me the money please
One of those cards with a pocket for
A big stash or check to cash snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've good, well pretty good, at least in my mind
let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime

CHORUS: La La La La
one Christmas Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too to afford life size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4
With a floppy Santa hat on the record floor
Want ace placement listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Brans round the nation
I'm need my wax to sell by the cases
Like Mase's in God's good graces be gracious
Just let me retire with his
I'm not aimless I be A-list
Hang out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) true, all I gotta do is sell through
Go on tour then put out a live record real like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's gonna be Xmas soon and I'm old
Hi Tower? Hi me again, how many units we sold?
You mean we didn't go platinum or gold?
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a payphone please even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my that's a good sign
So either you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to funny song
fine

But if the case don't even think about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close
And in you don't make it visit my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my and buy the clean version for your mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear piece of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are They Now filet mignons by the pound
baby, Fat and gettin' down baby
No need to fit in fancy now
Hey get the crews off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who she could rhyme
Please, let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime!