Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo let's get something clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin about this of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my record label
everyone drinks beer like they at Cheers
Makin bets
on debts from bad rekkid deals for real I'm next
I'm here my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out I'll be behind my release and
Mariah will be sellin' out- why?
I never did nothin bad to
I'm still friends all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
aw honey me Just give me the money please
One of those cards with a pocket for
A big stash or check to cash I'll it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, well pretty good, at in my mind
let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime

CHORUS: La La La La
There's one Star
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4
With a Santa hat on the record store floor
Want ace product placement listenin so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Raisin Brans round the
I'm impatient need my wax to sell by the
Mase's in God's good graces I'll be gracious
Just let me retire his wages
I'm not aimless I be A-list
Hang out with someone famous, then my and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is through
Go on then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's gonna be soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many units we
You mean we didn't go platinum or like
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a payphone please don't try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song that's a good
So you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
fine

But if that's the case don't even think the blank tape
Take a with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close late
And in case you don't make it visit my blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the version for your mom
Santa, just one hit, one seasonal
One tear jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an
Watch how fast I'd out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the
baby, Fat and gettin' down baby
No need to fit in fancy now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she rhyme
Please, let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime!