Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo let's get something clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin about this of year
But I'm near tryin to fund my record label career
While everyone drinks like they at Cheers
Nintendo bets
on debts bad rekkid deals for real I'm probably next
I'm here sweatin my ass off, July
But by the time this comes out I'll be my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas will be sellin' why?
I never did bad to nobody
I'm still friends with all my Ex's who money (Aw honey)
Don't aw honey me Just me the money please
One of those cards a pocket for cash
A big stash or check to cash I'll snatch it you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, well good, at least in my mind
Please let me sell a lot of records at

CHORUS: La La La La
There's one Christmas
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out cardboard of me poured a size 4
With a floppy Santa hat on the record floor
Want ace product placement station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Raisin Brans round the
I'm impatient need my wax to by the cases
Like Mase's in God's good graces be gracious
let me retire with his wages
I'm not I wanna be A-list
out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is sell
Go on tour then put out a live record real quick Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, gonna be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how units we sold?
You mean we go platinum or like gold?
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a please don't even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my that's a good sign
So you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
fine

But if that's the case don't even think the blank tape
Take a date with lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close late
And in case you don't make it my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my and buy the clean version for your mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the
baby, Fat and gettin' down baby
No need to fit in fancy now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde who thought she could rhyme
Please, let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime!