Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa get something clear
I'm Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin about this time of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my label career
everyone drinks beer like they at Cheers
Makin bets
on debts from bad rekkid deals for I'm probably next
I'm here sweatin my ass off, it's
But by the time this comes out be behind my release schedule and
Christmas will be sellin' out- why?
I did nothin bad to nobody
I'm still friends all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
Don't aw me Just give me the money please
One of those cards with a for cash
A big stash or check to cash snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
been good, well pretty good, at least in my mind
Please let me a lot of records at Christmastime

Lalala La La La La
There's one Christmas
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to life size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4
With a Santa hat on the record store floor
Want ace placement listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Raisin round the nation
I'm impatient my wax to sell by the cases
Like Mase's in God's good graces I'll be
Just let me retire with his
I'm not aimless I wanna be
out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is sell through
Go on tour then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or
I got a cold, gonna be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how units we sold?
You mean we didn't go platinum or like
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a please don't even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song a good sign
So either you bought it, it's on the or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
That's

But if that's the case even think about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to or Other Music they close late
And in case you don't make it visit my blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the version for your mom
Santa, just one hit, one favorite-
One tear jerker of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the cash get the out
Be on VH-1 are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and gettin' down
No need to fit in clothes now
Hey get the crews off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde who thought she could rhyme
Please, let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime!