Luyện nghe bài hát I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime (Single Version)

Ah yo Santa let's get something
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin this time of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my record career
While drinks beer like they at Cheers
Nintendo bets
on debts from bad rekkid deals for real I'm probably
I'm here my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out be behind my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas will be out- why?
I never did bad to nobody
I'm still friends with all my Ex's who money (Aw honey)
Don't aw honey me give me the money please
One of cards with a pocket for cash
A big stash or check to cash snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, pretty good, at least in my mind
Please let me sell a lot of records at

CHORUS: La La La La
There's one Christmas
Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4
With a floppy hat on the record store floor
Want ace product placement station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Brans round the nation
I'm need my wax to sell by the cases
Like in God's good graces I'll be gracious
Just let me retire with his
I'm not I wanna be A-list
Hang out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is through
Go on tour then put out a live record real quick like or Badu
I got a cold, it's gonna be Xmas soon and I'm old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many units we
You mean we didn't go platinum or like
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my
Yo wait I'm on a please don't even try to put me on hold!!

Ok you're all listening to my song that's a good
So either you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny
That's

But if that's the don't even think about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close
And in you don't make it visit my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the clean version for mom
Santa, one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or just to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the get the hell out
Be on VH-1 are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and gettin' baby
No need to fit in clothes now
Hey get the Camera off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she rhyme
Please, just let me sell a lot of at Christmastime!