I Wogs Bogle
I'm a dicky-dye Australian guy and me is Billy Schmidt. I love sunburned country and I'm bloody proud of it And I love our simple way of life and the we all hold dear Like V.F.L. and Big Ben Pies and foamin' beer I love our open friendliness where a man can make mates In fact in all Australia there's just one thing I
I Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat wear turbans some wear clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
They speak proper English and they never seem to learn And the awful guff that they call would make your stomach turn It's always dipped in garlic or fried in olive oil never tasted any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile! What's wrong with good food, you Slovaks and you Poles? Good healthy stuff like pie and sauce and chips and Chicko
'Cause I Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome wear turbans wear clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
And the local shop down the roadis run by a bloody Greek He's open hours a day and seven days a week And cent that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim Helps to send back to Greece for a bastard just like him! Oh, I never eat there meself I couldn't touch Wog meat I usually eat at the caf' that's just across the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs Some eat bananas and eat frogs Soome wear some wear clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
I was queueing at the Registry, a-pickin' up me dole In front of me was a Yugoslav, in front of him a Behind me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a Those lazy migrant do, they never bloody work! But in spite of what the papers say, there's for those who want to The and twenty-seven kids is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear some wear clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
So send the bastards to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe when they've all gone home, get some bloody peace To sit in the shade of the Coolabah tree and drink all day long And run amok with a fat jumbuck, by the billabong And every night at twelve to show that we're not slaggards stand and sing our national song, "Advance Australia", backwards!