I Hate -Eric
I'm a dicky-dye Australian guy and me name is Schmidt. I love this sunburned and I'm bloody proud of it And I love our simple way of life and the we all hold dear V.F.L. and Big Ben Pies and foamin' Toohey's beer I our open friendliness where a man can make good mates In in all Australia there's just one thing I hates:
I hate Wogs, live like dogs Some eat and some eat frogs Soome turbans some wear clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
They can't speak proper English and they never to learn And the awful guff that call food would make your stomach turn always dipped in garlic sauce or fried in olive oil I've tasted any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile! What's wrong with good Australian food, you Slovaks and you Good stuff like pie and sauce and chips and Chicko rolls
I hate Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome turbans some wear clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
And the local shop down the roadis run by a bloody Greek He's open hours a day and seven days a week And every that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim Helps to send back to Greece for a bastard just like him! Oh, I never eat there meself 'cause I couldn't touch Wog I usually eat at the Chinese caf' just across the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live dogs Some eat bananas and eat frogs Soome wear some wear clogs All the bloody same to me 'cause I Wogs.
I was down at the Registry, a-pickin' up me dole In front of me was a Yugoslav, in of him a Pole Behind me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a lazy migrant bastards do, they never bloody work! But in spite of what the papers say, there's work for who want to The wife and twenty-seven kids is all the work I'm to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear turbans some wear All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
So send the home to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe they've all gone home, we'll get some bloody peace To sit in the shade of the Coolabah and drink beer all day long And run amok a fat jumbuck, down by the billabong And every night at twelve o'clock to show that we're not We'll and sing our national song, "Advance Australia", backwards!