I Wogs Bogle
I'm a dicky-dye Australian guy and me is Billy Schmidt. I love sunburned country and I'm bloody proud of it And I love our simple way of life and the we all hold dear Like V.F.L. and Big Ben and foamin' Toohey's beer I love our friendliness where a man can make good mates In fact in all Australia just one thing I hates:
I hate Wogs, they live like Some eat bananas and eat frogs Soome wear turbans some wear All the bloody same to me 'cause I Wogs.
They speak proper English and they never seem to learn And the awful guff that they call food make your stomach turn It's dipped in garlic sauce or fried in olive oil I've tasted any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile! What's wrong with Australian food, you Slovaks and you Poles? Good healthy stuff like pie and and chips and Chicko rolls
'Cause I Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
And the local shop down the roadis run by a bloody Greek He's open sixteen hours a day and days a week And cent that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim Helps to back home to Greece for a bastard just like him! Oh, I never eat meself 'cause I couldn't touch Wog meat I usually eat at the Chinese caf' that's just the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome wear turbans some clogs All the same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
I was queueing down at the Registry, a-pickin' up me In front of me was a Yugoslav, in of him a Pole Behind me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a Those lazy migrant bastards do, they bloody work! But in spite of what the papers say, work for those who want to The wife and twenty-seven is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome turbans some wear clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
So the bastards home to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe when all gone home, we'll get some bloody peace To sit in the shade of the Coolabah tree and drink beer all day And run amok with a fat jumbuck, down by the And every night at twelve o'clock to show we're not slaggards We'll stand and sing our song, "Advance Australia", backwards!