I Wogs Bogle
I'm a Australian guy and me name is Billy Schmidt. I love this country and I'm bloody proud of it And I our simple way of life and the things we all hold dear Like V.F.L. and Big Ben and foamin' Toohey's beer I love our open friendliness a man can make good mates In fact in all there's just one thing I hates:
I Wogs, they live like dogs eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear some wear clogs All the same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
They can't speak proper English and they seem to learn And the awful guff that call food would make your stomach turn It's always dipped in garlic or fried in olive oil I've never tasted any meself, but I bet it all vile! What's wrong with good Australian food, you Slovaks and you Good healthy stuff like pie and sauce and chips and Chicko
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome turbans some wear clogs All the bloody same to me 'cause I Wogs.
And the local chip shop down the roadis run by a bloody He's open sixteen hours a day and seven a week And every that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim Helps to back home to Greece for a bastard just like him! Oh, I never eat there meself I couldn't touch Wog meat I usually eat at the Chinese caf' that's across the street!
I hate Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome wear turbans wear clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
I was queueing down at the Registry, up me dole In front of me was a Yugoslav, in of him a Pole me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a Turk Those migrant bastards do, they never bloody work! But in spite of what the papers say, there's for those who want to The and twenty-seven kids is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they like dogs Some eat and some eat frogs Soome wear turbans some wear All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
So send the home to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe when they've all gone home, we'll get some peace To sit in the of the Coolabah tree and drink beer all day long And run amok with a fat jumbuck, down by the And every night at twelve o'clock to show that not slaggards We'll stand and sing our song, "Advance Australia", backwards!