I Hate Bogle
I'm a dicky-dye guy and me name is Billy Schmidt. I love this sunburned country and I'm bloody of it And I love our simple way of and the things we all hold dear Like V.F.L. and Big Ben Pies and foamin' Toohey's I love our open friendliness where a man can good mates In fact in all Australia there's just one I hates:
I hate Wogs, live like dogs Some eat bananas and eat frogs Soome wear turbans wear clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
They speak proper English and they never seem to learn And the awful guff that call food would make your stomach turn It's always in garlic sauce or fried in olive oil I've never any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile! What's wrong with good food, you Slovaks and you Poles? Good healthy like pie and sauce and chips and Chicko rolls
'Cause I hate Wogs, they like dogs eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
And the local chip shop down the run by a bloody Greek He's open sixteen a day and seven days a week And cent that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim to send back home to Greece for a bastard just like him! Oh, I eat there meself 'cause I couldn't touch Wog meat I usually eat at the Chinese caf' just across the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs Some eat and some eat frogs Soome turbans some wear clogs All the same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
I was down at the Registry, a-pickin' up me dole In of me was a Yugoslav, in front of him a Pole me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a Turk Those lazy migrant do, they never bloody work! But in spite of the papers say, there's work for those who want to The wife and twenty-seven is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
So send the home to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe when they've all gone home, we'll get bloody peace To sit in the shade of the tree and drink beer all day long And run with a fat jumbuck, down by the billabong And every night at twelve o'clock to show we're not slaggards stand and sing our national song, "Advance Australia", backwards!