I Wogs Bogle
I'm a dicky-dye Australian guy and me name is Schmidt. I love this sunburned and I'm bloody proud of it And I love our simple way of life and the we all hold dear Like V.F.L. and Big Ben and foamin' Toohey's beer I love our open where a man can make good mates In fact in all Australia there's just one I hates:
I hate Wogs, they live like eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear turbans some wear All the same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
They speak proper English and they never seem to learn And the awful guff that call food would make your stomach turn It's always dipped in garlic sauce or fried in oil I've tasted any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile! What's wrong with good Australian food, you and you Poles? Good healthy stuff like pie and and chips and Chicko rolls
'Cause I hate Wogs, they like dogs Some eat and some eat frogs Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
And the local chip shop down the roadis run by a Greek He's open sixteen hours a day and days a week And every cent that you there on a pie or on dumsim Helps to send back home to Greece for a bastard just him! Oh, I eat there meself 'cause I couldn't touch Wog meat I usually eat at the caf' that's just across the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome wear turbans some wear All the bloody same to me 'cause I Wogs.
I was queueing down at the Registry, up me dole In front of me was a Yugoslav, in of him a Pole Behind me was a Eyetalian, him was a Turk Those lazy bastards do, they never bloody work! But in spite of what the papers say, there's work for who want to The wife and twenty-seven kids is all the I'm going to!
'Cause I Wogs, they live like dogs Some eat bananas and some eat Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody same to me 'cause I Wogs.
So the bastards home to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe when they've all gone home, we'll get some bloody To sit in the shade of the Coolabah tree and drink all day long And run amok a fat jumbuck, down by the billabong And every night at twelve to show that we're not slaggards We'll stand and sing our song, "Advance Australia", backwards!