I Hate Bogle
I'm a Australian guy and me name is Billy Schmidt. I this sunburned country and I'm bloody proud of it And I love our simple way of and the things we all hold dear V.F.L. and Big Ben Pies and foamin' Toohey's beer I love our open friendliness where a man can make mates In fact in all there's just one thing I hates:
I hate Wogs, live like dogs eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear some wear clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
They can't speak proper English and they never seem to And the awful guff that they call food make your stomach turn It's always in garlic sauce or fried in olive oil I've never tasted any meself, but I bet it all vile! What's wrong with good Australian food, you and you Poles? healthy stuff like pie and sauce and chips and Chicko rolls
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like Some eat bananas and eat frogs wear turbans some wear clogs All the bloody to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
And the local chip down the roadis run by a bloody Greek He's open sixteen a day and seven days a week And every cent that you spend on a pie or on dumsim Helps to send back home to Greece for a bastard just him! Oh, I never eat there 'cause I couldn't touch Wog meat I usually eat at the Chinese caf' that's across the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, live like dogs eat bananas and some eat frogs Soome wear turbans some clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
I was queueing at the Registry, a-pickin' up me dole In front of me was a Yugoslav, in of him a Pole Behind me was a Eyetalian, him was a Turk Those lazy migrant bastards do, they bloody work! But in spite of what the say, there's work for those who want to The wife and twenty-seven is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like Some eat bananas and eat frogs Soome wear turbans wear clogs All the bloody same to me I hate Wogs.
So send the home to Spain, and Italy and Greece And maybe they've all gone home, we'll get some bloody peace To sit in the shade of the Coolabah tree and drink all day long And run amok with a fat jumbuck, by the billabong And every night at twelve o'clock to show that not slaggards stand and sing our national song, "Advance Australia", backwards!