(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, Christmas change.
(ABK) Happy y'all, give me a gift Let me sing a jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell that he better stop frontin' That eatin' mother fucker never leavin' nothin' But year I swear I won't let it happen Sleighs, and reindeer we Christmas jackin' (gimme that) sound, hot chocolate for days Bumpin' through the neighborhood, actin' we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just time J and I was fed up, and we to shine (wanted to shine) But now we got you ever wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) Only workin' one day a With a plush-red and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the north to a bunch of fiends Little with big ears that make toys for free
Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I seen a fat man I hid a chimney And him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Beam I rolled him off the and onto the driveway And jumped in his ride and tried to fly away Rudolph bossed off on me, he wouldn't I had to kick him in his ass, put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the poor little This year, everybody about to get some shit We landed on a house, I went for the But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and through the kitchen table Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom Third shot blew off my Santa hat, that I ran out the back and I hopped a wall Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, took off I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past that shit (over that bullshit)
Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it)
(ABK) through the snow, smokin' lots of dro Pullin' chicks expensive gifts Just to get that ho ho ho, you know I mean get us wrong, we're gonna give to the kids Super Santa's hookin' up all the little (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A case of malt liquor, and a sack makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Claus wears panty drawers He never my halls, he can lick my balls I got no chimney, but I left the unlocked Nothin' but needles and an empty sock Thanks a lot and off fatass Why we need coats for kids if you so Only rich boys get big from Santa I all night in my pajamas mother fucker
(ABK) Take ass to bed. Fuck Santa Claus
Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it) Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know