(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, please? change.
(ABK) Happy holidays y'all, give me a Let me sing a little jingle while you that fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa that he better stop That cookie mother fucker never leavin' nothin' But year I swear I won't let it happen Sleighs, and reindeer we Christmas jackin' (gimme that) Surround sound, hot chocolate for Bumpin' the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just that J and I was fed up, and we to shine (wanted to shine) But now we got anything you ever Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) Only workin' one day a With a plush-red suit and a iced-out Slingin' snow in the north pole to a of fiends Little guys with big ears make toys for free
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I seen a fat man I hid behind a And him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Beam I him off the roof and onto the driveway And in his sleigh ride and tried to fly away Rudolph off on me, he wouldn't move I had to kick him in his ass, put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, everybody to get some good shit We landed on a house, I went for the But the roof was feeble, I crashed and smashed through the kitchen table Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom Third blew off my Santa hat, fuck that I ran out the door and I hopped a wall Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, took off I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of past over that shit (over that bullshit)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it)
(ABK) through the snow, smokin' lots of dro Pullin' chicks with gifts Just to get that ho ho ho, you know I mean Don't get us wrong, we're give to the kids Santa's hookin' up all the little shits (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A case of liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Claus wears panty drawers He never decked my halls, he can my balls I got no chimney, but I left the unlocked Nothin' but pine and an empty sock a lot and fuck off fatass Why we need coats for kids if you so Only rich boys get big from Santa I waited all night in my pajamas mother
(ABK) your ass to bed. Fuck Santa Claus
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it)
(ABK) It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know