(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, Christmas change.
(ABK) Happy holidays y'all, me a gift Let me sing a little jingle while you drink fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa that he better frontin' That cookie eatin' mother fucker never leavin' But year I swear I won't let it happen Sleighs, and reindeer we Christmas jackin' (gimme that) sound, hot chocolate for days Bumpin' the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just time J and I was fed up, and we to shine (wanted to shine) But now we got you ever wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) Only workin' one day a With a suit and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the north pole to a of fiends Little guys with big ears make toys for free
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I a fat man comin' I hid a chimney And bust him in the skull a bottle of Jim Beam I rolled him off the roof and onto the And jumped in his sleigh ride and to fly away Rudolph bossed off on me, he move I had to kick him in his ass, outta put him in Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, everybody about to get some shit We landed on a house, I went for the But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed through the kitchen Daddy came out the bedroom strapped Third shot off my Santa hat, fuck that I ran out the back door and I a wall Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're fuck off, then took off I almost caught a in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit (over that bullshit)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Dashing the snow, smokin' lots of dro Pullin' chicks with expensive to get that ho ho ho, you know what I mean Don't get us wrong, we're gonna give to the Super hookin' up all the little shits (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A case of liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Santy wears panty drawers He never decked my halls, he can lick my I got no chimney, but I left the unlocked Nothin' but needles and an empty sock a lot and fuck off fatass Why we coats for kids if you so badass Only rich boys get big toys Santa I waited all night in my mother fucker
(ABK) Take your ass to bed. Fuck Santa
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it)
(ABK) It's Christmas Eve, and if he He with a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him