(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, Christmas change.
(ABK) holidays y'all, give me a gift Let me a little jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa that he stop frontin' That eatin' mother fucker never leavin' nothin' But this year I I won't let it happen Sleighs, gifts and we Christmas jackin' (gimme that) Surround sound, hot chocolate for Bumpin' through the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look we got) We had to get him, it was just time J and I was fed up, and we wanted to (wanted to shine) But now we got you ever wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) workin' one day a year With a plush-red and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the north to a bunch of fiends guys with big ears that make toys for free
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I seen a fat man I hid behind a And him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Beam I rolled him off the and onto the driveway And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly bossed off on me, he wouldn't move I had to kick him in his ass, put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, everybody about to get some good We landed on a house, I for the chimney But the roof was feeble, I through and smashed through the kitchen table Daddy bustin' out the bedroom strapped Third shot off my Santa hat, fuck that I ran out the back door and I a wall Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like off, then took off I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit (over bullshit)
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) through the snow, smokin' lots of dro Pullin' chicks with expensive Just to get that ho ho ho, you know what I Don't get us wrong, we're gonna to the kids Super Santa's hookin' up all the shits (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A case of liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Santy Claus wears drawers He never my halls, he can lick my balls I got no chimney, but I left the door Nothin' but pine needles and an sock a lot and fuck off fatass Why we need coats for if you so badass Only rich boys get big toys from I waited all night in my pajamas fucker
(ABK) your ass to bed. Fuck Santa Claus
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it)
(ABK) Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know