(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, Christmas change.
(ABK) Happy y'all, give me a gift Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa he better stop frontin' That cookie eatin' mother fucker never nothin' But this year I swear I let it happen Sleighs, gifts and we Christmas jackin' (gimme that) sound, hot chocolate for days Bumpin' through the neighborhood, actin' like we (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just time J and I was fed up, and we to shine (wanted to shine) But now we got anything you ever Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) Only one day a year With a suit and a iced-out beard Slingin' in the north pole to a bunch of fiends guys with big ears that make toys for free
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was out, I seen a fat man comin' I hid behind a And bust him in the skull with a bottle of Jim I rolled him off the and onto the driveway And jumped in his sleigh ride and to fly away Rudolph off on me, he wouldn't move I had to him in his ass, outta put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the poor kids This year, everybody to get some good shit We on a house, I went for the chimney But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed through the kitchen Daddy came out the bedroom strapped shot blew off my Santa hat, fuck that I ran out the back door and I a wall Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like off, then took off I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that (over that bullshit)
Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Dashing through the snow, smokin' of dro chicks with expensive gifts Just to get ho ho ho, you know what I mean get us wrong, we're gonna give to the kids Super Santa's hookin' up all the shits (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A case of malt liquor, and a sack that makes ya up
(Violent J) Santy Claus wears drawers He never my halls, he can lick my balls I got no chimney, but I left the door Nothin' but needles and an empty sock Thanks a lot and fuck off Why we need coats for if you so badass Only rich get big toys from Santa I waited all night in my mother fucker
(ABK) Take your ass to bed. Fuck Claus
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it)
(ABK) Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know