(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, Christmas change.
(ABK) Happy holidays y'all, give me a Let me sing a little jingle while you drink fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa that he better stop That cookie eatin' mother fucker never nothin' But this year I swear I let it happen Sleighs, gifts and reindeer we Christmas (gimme that) Surround sound, hot for days Bumpin' through the neighborhood, actin' we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just time J and I was fed up, and we to shine (wanted to shine) But now we got you ever wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) workin' one day a year With a plush-red suit and a iced-out Slingin' snow in the north pole to a bunch of Little guys with big ears that toys for free
Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I seen a fat man I hid a chimney And him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Beam I him off the roof and onto the driveway And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly Rudolph off on me, he wouldn't move I had to kick him in his ass, put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, everybody about to get some shit We landed on a house, I went for the But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed through the table Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom Third blew off my Santa hat, fuck that I ran out the back and I hopped a wall whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, then took off I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of past over that shit (over that bullshit)
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it) Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Dashing through the snow, smokin' of dro Pullin' chicks expensive gifts Just to get that ho ho ho, you what I mean Don't get us wrong, gonna give to the kids Super Santa's hookin' up all the little (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A case of malt liquor, and a sack that ya throw up
(Violent J) Santy Claus wears panty He never decked my halls, he can lick my I got no chimney, but I left the door Nothin' but pine needles and an empty Thanks a lot and fuck off Why we coats for kids if you so badass Only rich boys get big toys from I waited all in my pajamas mother fucker
(ABK) your ass to bed. Fuck Santa Claus
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it) Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it)
(ABK) Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know