(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, please? change.
(ABK) Happy y'all, give me a gift Let me sing a little while you drink that fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa that he better stop That cookie eatin' mother never leavin' nothin' But this year I I won't let it happen Sleighs, gifts and reindeer we jackin' (gimme that) sound, hot chocolate for days Bumpin' the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was that time J and I was fed up, and we wanted to (wanted to shine) But now we got anything you wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) workin' one day a year With a plush-red and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the north pole to a bunch of Little guys with big ears that toys for free
Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was out, I seen a fat man comin' I hid a chimney And bust him in the with a bottle of Jim Beam I rolled him off the roof and onto the And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly Rudolph bossed off on me, he move I had to kick him in his ass, put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, about to get some good shit We landed on a house, I for the chimney But the roof was feeble, I through and smashed through the kitchen table came bustin' out the bedroom strapped Third blew off my Santa hat, fuck that I ran out the door and I hopped a wall Steady for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, then took off I caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit (over that bullshit)
Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Dashing through the snow, smokin' of dro Pullin' chicks with expensive Just to get that ho ho ho, you what I mean Don't get us wrong, we're give to the kids Super Santa's up all the little shits (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A of malt liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Santy Claus wears drawers He never decked my halls, he can my balls I got no chimney, but I the door unlocked Nothin' but pine needles and an sock Thanks a lot and off fatass Why we need coats for kids if you so Only rich boys get big toys from I waited all night in my pajamas fucker
(ABK) Take your ass to bed. Fuck Santa
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it) Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He with a bullet hole, let him know Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know