(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, Christmas change.
(ABK) Happy y'all, give me a gift Let me sing a little jingle while you that fifth (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa he better stop frontin' That cookie mother fucker never leavin' nothin' But this I swear I won't let it happen Sleighs, gifts and reindeer we Christmas (gimme that) Surround sound, hot chocolate for Bumpin' the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was just time J and I was fed up, and we wanted to (wanted to shine) But now we got anything you ever Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) Only one day a year With a suit and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the pole to a bunch of fiends Little with big ears that make toys for free
Santa Claus, I you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I a fat man comin' I hid a chimney And bust him in the with a bottle of Jim Beam I rolled him off the roof and the driveway And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly bossed off on me, he wouldn't move I had to kick him in his ass, outta put him in Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, everybody about to get some good We on a house, I went for the chimney But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed through the table Daddy bustin' out the bedroom strapped Third shot blew off my Santa hat, that I ran out the door and I hopped a wall Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're fuck off, then took off I almost a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit (over that bullshit)
Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Dashing through the snow, smokin' of dro Pullin' chicks expensive gifts Just to get that ho ho ho, you what I mean Don't get us wrong, we're gonna give to the Super Santa's up all the little shits (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A of malt liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Claus wears panty drawers He never my halls, he can lick my balls I got no chimney, but I left the unlocked Nothin' but pine and an empty sock a lot and fuck off fatass Why we coats for kids if you so badass Only rich get big toys from Santa I waited all night in my pajamas mother
(ABK) Take your ass to bed. Fuck Claus
Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm yours (I'll take it) Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him