I Hate Myself

I was sorta slightly thinkin bout the same old shit
I ditched the spring cleaning in my apartment
now I'm pacing back and forth
from cabinet to fridge
I keep checking both repeatedly
still nothing's in it
so I'm walking down the street with my cigarette
I'm going back to the diner that we first met
to drink a cup of coffee and speed my head
and figure out how long my broken heart has been dead

If you don't call me back (oh yeah?)
I'm gonna shoot myself (oh yeah?)
If he's the best you ever had (oh yeah?)
I'm gonna shoot him too, oh oh?
and all your friends say
that I'm an asshole
they're probably telling you the truth
I just hate myself (oh yeah?)
since I fell in love with you
oh oh? oh oh.
since I fell in love with you
oh oh? oh oh.

I was sorta slightly tipsy and I said some things
woke up the next morning to a note and a ring
It said she's off to Reno and she don't feel the same
She said there's someone else she gotta catch her plane

So I'm walking down a row with ripped up clothes
going back to the path that I should've chose
I hope I make it to the bar before they close
one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer to go

If you don't call me back (oh yeah?)
I'm gonna shoot myself (oh yeah?)
If he's the best you ever had (oh yeah?)
I'm gonna shoot him too
and all your friends say
that I'm an asshole
they're probably telling you the truth
I just hate myself (oh yeah?)
since I fell in love with you
oh oh? oh oh.

I was sorta slightly running out of things to say
when you made the mistake of calling me his name
I stuck around like honey baby it's okay
like a mouth full of sand from a tidal wave

If you don't call me back (oh yeah?)
I'm gonna shoot myself (oh yeah?)
If he's the best you ever had (oh yeah?)
I'm gonna shoot him too
and all your friends say
that I'm an asshole
they're probably telling you the truth
I just hate myself (oh yeah?)
since I fell in love with you
oh oh? oh oh.