What's up? How feeling tonight? Y'all good? Well, check this out, man, let me tell y'all a story See, I would leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was like, my baby daughter was born) They would--- they would bond by to these animal shelters And playing with the cats and see, the thing: I hate
Well, hate is a word just that I'm a dog person And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't 'em They always like they planning a murder, right? Like cats be in work You ever watched a What does the weird old have? about the villain's pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and built the pyramids So they was on to something, Well, I would receive these--- these pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the throes of bliss Holding what has to be the biggest letdown of a I mean, are related to lions You taxonomy with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna bring you Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you know what I'm Don't get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a bigot or I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I see species, you know what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people that have in they house It's not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing they pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my daughter brings this thing home I'm gonna be honest: I thought I raised her better that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you a dog? This is just the voice of a father, see See, people may think a certain way about her when she walk down the And why you a cat anyway? They gon' think I ain't raised my well And it's not like cat has done anything to me personally I just know kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes they owners for 'em Why would you up your own home? How come cats be grateful? Why are all cats They be complaining about oppression You see it in eyes Don't the people that take care of you care of you well? Haven't we had cats in the House? Ain't that But then this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was of different I actually enjoyed my with him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I my daughter And I've made my decision And not the cat's fault I just hate kind Well... is a strong word just my heritage, I come from a dog family It's heritage, not hate, a strong word We still talking cats, right?