What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all Well, check this out, man, let me tell y'all a lil' See, when I would leave for tour, my and my daughter--- (Well, was before like, my baby daughter was born) They would--- they would bond by going to these animal And playing with the and see, here's the thing: I cats
Well, hate is a word just that I'm a dog person And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't 'em They always looking like they planning a murder, Like cats be in work You ever watched a What the weird old lady have? What about the pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and they the pyramids So was on to something, right? Well, I would receive these--- terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the of full bliss Holding what has to be the biggest of a cousin I mean, cats are to lions You share with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna bring you Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you know what I'm Don't get me wrong, I'm not a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people that have cats in they It's just not in my home, see, they They be rubbing they terrible pheromones all over my But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my daughter brings this thing home I'm gonna be I thought I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we to our own kind Why couldn't you a dog? This is the voice of a concerned father, see See, people may think a way about her when she walk down the street And why you walking a cat They gon' think I ain't raised my well And it's not like cat has done anything to me personally I know they kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes they owners for 'em Why you tear up your own home? How come cats be grateful? Why are all cats They be about they oppression You see it in they Don't the people that take of you take care of you well? Haven't we had cats in the House? that enough? But then this cat got in my and, to be honest, it was kind of different I actually enjoyed my with him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I love my And I've already made my And it's not the fault I hate they kind Well... hate is a word It's just my heritage, I come a dog family heritage, not hate, right? Hate's a word We talking about cats, right?