What's up? How feeling tonight? Y'all good? Well, check this out, man, let me tell y'all a story See, when I leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was before like, my baby was born) They would--- they bond by going to these animal shelters And with the cats and see, here's the thing: I cats
Well, hate is a strong It's just I'm a dog person And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't 'em They always looking like they a murder, right? Like be putting in work You ever watched a What does the weird old have? What about the pet? They evil! See, Egyptians, they knew that and they built the pyramids So they was on to something, Well, I would receive these--- these terrifying in my texts Of my smiling in the throes of full bliss Holding what has to be the biggest of a cousin I mean, cats are related to You taxonomy with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna bring you Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, is a strong word, you know what I'm saying? get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people that cats in they house just not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing they terrible all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be I thought I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we to our own kind Why you love a dog? is just the voice of a concerned father, see See, people may think a way about her when she walk down the street And why you walking a cat They gon' think I raised my child well And it's not like this cat has done to me personally I just know kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be up the homes they owners provide for 'em Why would you up your own home? How come cats can't be Why are all lazy? They be about they oppression You see it in they the people that take care of you take care of you well? Haven't we had cats in the House? that enough? But then cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of different I actually my time with him, but, but, but But the point is I love my daughter And I've already my decision And not the cat's fault I just hate kind Well... is a strong word It's my heritage, I come from a dog family It's heritage, not hate, Hate's a strong We still talking about cats,