What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? good? Well, check this out, man, let me tell y'all a story See, I would leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was like, my baby daughter was born) would--- they would bond by going to these animal shelters And playing with the cats and see, here's the I hate
Well, hate is a strong It's just that I'm a dog And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't 'em always looking like they planning a murder, right? Like cats be in work You ever a movie? does the weird old lady have? What the villain's pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and built the pyramids So they was on to something, Well, I would receive these--- terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the throes of full Holding has to be the biggest letdown of a cousin I mean, are related to lions You taxonomy with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna bring you Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, is a strong word, you know what I'm saying? get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm there are nice God-fearing people that have cats in they house It's just not in my home, see, they They be rubbing they pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be honest: I I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you a dog? is just the voice of a concerned father, see See, may think a certain way about her when she walk down the street And why you walking a cat They gon' think I raised my child well And it's not like this cat has done anything to me I just know they kind, I mean, I 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes they owners for 'em Why would you tear up own home? How cats can't be grateful? Why are all cats They be complaining about oppression You see it in they Don't the people take care of you take care of you well? Haven't we had cats in the House? Ain't enough? But then this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of I actually enjoyed my time him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I love my And I've already made my And not the cat's fault I just they kind Well... hate is a strong It's just my heritage, I from a dog family heritage, not hate, right? Hate's a word We still talking about cats,