What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all Well, this out, man, let me tell y'all a lil' story See, when I would leave for tour, my wife and my (Well, this was before like, my baby was born) They would--- they would by going to these animal shelters And playing with the cats and see, the thing: I cats
Well, is a strong word It's just I'm a dog person And cats -- spawn, see I don't trust 'em They always looking like planning a murder, right? Like cats be putting in You watched a movie? does the weird old lady have? What the villain's pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew and they built the pyramids So was on to something, right? Well, I would receive these--- terrifying pictures in my texts Of my smiling in the throes of full bliss what has to be the biggest letdown of a cousin I mean, cats are related to You share taxonomy with -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter bring you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you know I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I'm not like a-- a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure are nice God-fearing people that have cats in they house It's not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing terrible pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a on my face when my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be I thought I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we to our own kind Why couldn't you a dog? This is just the voice of a father, see See, people may think a certain way about her she walk down the street And why you a cat anyway? They think I ain't raised my child well And it's not this cat has done anything to me personally I just know they kind, I mean, I 'em on the news They be up the homes they owners provide for 'em Why would you up your own home? How cats can't be grateful? Why are all lazy? They be complaining about oppression You see it in eyes Don't the people that care of you take care of you well? Haven't we had cats in the White Ain't that But then this cat got in my and, to be honest, it was kind of different I actually enjoyed my with him, but, but, but But the point is I love my daughter And I've made my decision And not the cat's fault I just hate kind Well... is a strong word It's just my heritage, I come from a dog It's heritage, not hate, Hate's a word We still about cats, right?