What's up? How y'all tonight? Y'all good? Well, check this out, man, let me y'all a lil' story See, I would leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was before like, my daughter was born) They they would bond by going to these animal shelters And playing with the cats and see, the thing: I cats
Well, is a strong word It's just that I'm a dog And -- demon spawn, see I don't trust 'em They always looking like planning a murder, right? Like cats be putting in You ever watched a does the weird old lady have? What about the villain's pet? evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew and they built the pyramids So was on to something, right? Well, I would receive these--- these pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the of full bliss what has to be the biggest letdown of a cousin I mean, cats are related to You taxonomy with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna bring you Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you know I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I'm not a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people that have in they house just not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing they terrible pheromones all my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my daughter brings this thing home I'm gonna be honest: I thought I raised her than that! See, we are a dog family, we to our own kind Why couldn't you a dog? This is just the of a concerned father, see See, people may a certain way about her when she walk down the street And why you walking a cat They gon' think I ain't raised my well And it's not like cat has done anything to me personally I just they kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes they provide for 'em Why would you tear up own home? How cats can't be grateful? Why are all cats They be complaining about they You see it in eyes Don't the people that take care of you care of you well? Haven't we had in the White House? Ain't enough? But then cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of different I actually enjoyed my time him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I love my And I've already made my And not the cat's fault I just they kind Well... hate is a word It's just my heritage, I from a dog family It's heritage, not hate, a strong word We still talking about cats,