What's up? How y'all feeling Y'all good? Well, check this out, man, let me tell y'all a lil' See, I would leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, was before like, my baby daughter was born) They would--- they would bond by going to these shelters And playing with the and see, here's the thing: I hate
Well, hate is a strong It's just I'm a dog person And -- demon spawn, see I don't trust 'em They looking like they planning a murder, right? Like cats be in work You watched a movie? What the weird old lady have? about the villain's pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and they built the So was on to something, right? Well, I receive these--- these terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the of full bliss Holding what has to be the biggest of a cousin I mean, cats are to lions You taxonomy with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why my daughter wanna bring you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, is a strong word, you know what I'm saying? get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing that have cats in they house It's just not in my home, see, stink They be rubbing they terrible all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a on my face when my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be honest: I thought I her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we to our own kind Why couldn't you a dog? This is the voice of a concerned father, see See, people may a certain way about her when she walk down the street And why you a cat anyway? They gon' think I raised my child well And it's not like this cat has done anything to me I just know they kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the They be tearing up the homes owners provide for 'em Why would you up your own home? How come cats be grateful? Why are all cats be complaining about they oppression You see it in they Don't the people that take care of you take of you well? we had cats in the White House? Ain't enough? But then cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of different I enjoyed my time with him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I love my And I've made my decision And it's not the fault I just hate they Well... hate is a strong It's just my heritage, I from a dog family heritage, not hate, right? Hate's a word We talking about cats, right?