What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all Well, check out, man, let me tell y'all a lil' story See, I would leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was before like, my baby was born) They would--- they would bond by to these animal shelters And playing with the cats and see, here's the I cats
Well, hate is a word It's that I'm a dog person And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't 'em They always looking like they a murder, right? Like cats be in work You ever watched a What does the old lady have? What about the pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they that and they built the pyramids So they was on to something, Well, I receive these--- these terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the throes of bliss Holding what has to be the letdown of a cousin I mean, cats are related to You share taxonomy tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna bring you Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I'm not a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing that have cats in they house just not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing they terrible pheromones all over my But alas, kicking and screaming, I a smile on my face when my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be honest: I I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we to our own kind Why you love a dog? This is the voice of a concerned father, see See, may think a certain way about her when she walk down the street And why you walking a cat They gon' I ain't raised my child well And not like this cat has done anything to me personally I just know they kind, I mean, I 'em on the news They be up the homes they owners provide for 'em Why would you tear up your own How come can't be grateful? Why are all lazy? They be complaining about oppression You see it in they Don't the people that take care of you take of you well? Haven't we had cats in the White Ain't that But then this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of I actually enjoyed my with him, but, but, but But the point is I love my daughter And I've already my decision And not the cat's fault I just hate kind Well... is a strong word just my heritage, I come from a dog family It's heritage, not hate, Hate's a word We talking about cats, right?