What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all Well, check out, man, let me tell y'all a lil' story See, I would leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was before like, my daughter was born) would--- they would bond by going to these animal shelters And playing with the and see, here's the thing: I cats
Well, hate is a strong It's just I'm a dog person And cats -- demon spawn, see I trust 'em They always looking they planning a murder, right? Like cats be putting in You ever a movie? What does the weird old lady What about the pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they that and they built the pyramids So was on to something, right? Well, I would these--- these terrifying pictures in my texts Of my smiling in the throes of full bliss Holding what has to be the biggest letdown of a I mean, cats are to lions You share with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter bring you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing that have cats in they house It's just not in my home, see, they They be rubbing they pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be honest: I I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you love a This is the voice of a concerned father, see See, people may think a certain way about her when she walk the street And why you a cat anyway? They gon' think I raised my child well And it's not like this cat has done anything to me I just know kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes they provide for 'em Why would you up your own home? How cats can't be grateful? Why are all cats They be about they oppression You see it in eyes Don't the people that take care of you take of you well? Haven't we had cats in the White Ain't that But then this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of I actually enjoyed my time him, but, but, but But the point is I love my daughter And I've already my decision And it's not the cat's I just they kind Well... hate is a word It's just my heritage, I come a dog family It's heritage, not hate, Hate's a strong We talking about cats, right?