What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? good? Well, check this out, man, let me y'all a lil' story See, when I leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was like, my baby daughter was born) would--- they would bond by going to these animal shelters And with the cats and see, here's the thing: I cats
Well, is a strong word It's just that I'm a dog And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't 'em They always looking like planning a murder, right? Like be putting in work You watched a movie? What does the weird old lady about the villain's pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and they built the So was on to something, right? Well, I would receive these terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the throes of full Holding what has to be the biggest letdown of a I mean, are related to lions You share taxonomy tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, is a strong word, you know what I'm saying? get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people that have in they house just not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing they pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my daughter this terrible thing home I'm gonna be honest: I thought I her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you a dog? This is the voice of a concerned father, see See, people may think a certain way her when she walk down the street And why you walking a cat They gon' think I ain't my child well And it's not like this cat has done to me personally I just they kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be tearing up the they owners provide for 'em Why you tear up your own home? How come cats can't be Why are all lazy? They be complaining about oppression You see it in eyes Don't the people that take care of you take of you well? Haven't we had in the White House? Ain't enough? But then cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of different I enjoyed my time with him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I love my And I've already my decision And it's not the fault I hate they kind Well... hate is a strong It's just my heritage, I come from a dog It's heritage, not hate, Hate's a strong We still talking about cats,