What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all Well, check this out, man, let me tell a lil' story See, when I leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was before like, my daughter was born) They they would bond by going to these animal shelters And playing the cats and see, here's the thing: I cats
Well, hate is a strong It's just that I'm a dog And cats -- demon spawn, see I trust 'em They always looking like they a murder, right? Like cats be in work You watched a movie? What does the weird old have? about the villain's pet? They evil! See, Egyptians, they knew that and they built the pyramids So was on to something, right? Well, I would receive these--- terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter in the throes of full bliss Holding has to be the biggest letdown of a cousin I mean, are related to lions You share taxonomy tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter bring you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you know what I'm Don't get me wrong, I'm not a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I see species, you know what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm there are nice God-fearing people that have cats in they house just not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing they terrible all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my daughter brings this thing home I'm be honest: I thought I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you love a This is the voice of a concerned father, see See, may think a certain way about her when she walk down the street And why you a cat anyway? They gon' think I ain't raised my child And it's not this cat has done anything to me personally I know they kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be tearing up the they owners provide for 'em Why you tear up your own home? How come can't be grateful? Why are all lazy? They be complaining about they You see it in eyes Don't the people that take care of you take of you well? Haven't we had in the White House? Ain't enough? But then cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of different I actually my time with him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I love my And already made my decision And it's not the fault I hate they kind Well... hate is a strong just my heritage, I come from a dog family It's heritage, not hate, a strong word We still about cats, right?