What's up? How y'all tonight? Y'all good? Well, check this out, man, let me tell a lil' story See, when I would for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was like, my baby daughter was born) They would--- they would bond by going to these animal And with the cats and see, here's the thing: I cats
Well, hate is a strong It's just that I'm a dog And cats -- demon spawn, see I trust 'em They always like they planning a murder, right? Like be putting in work You ever a movie? What does the weird old have? about the villain's pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and they built the So was on to something, right? Well, I receive these--- these terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the throes of bliss Holding what has to be the biggest letdown of a I mean, are related to lions You share taxonomy with -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter bring you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I'm not a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are God-fearing people that have cats in they house It's not in my home, see, they stink They be rubbing terrible pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a on my face when my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be I thought I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you a dog? is just the voice of a concerned father, see See, people may think a certain way about her when she walk down the And why you walking a cat They gon' I ain't raised my child well And it's not like this cat has done anything to me I just they kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news be tearing up the homes they owners provide for 'em Why would you tear up own home? How cats can't be grateful? Why are all lazy? They be complaining about oppression You see it in they Don't the people take care of you take care of you well? Haven't we had cats in the House? Ain't enough? But then this cat got in my and, to be honest, it was kind of different I actually enjoyed my time him, but, but, but But the point is I love my daughter And already made my decision And not the cat's fault I just they kind Well... is a strong word It's just my heritage, I come from a dog It's heritage, not hate, Hate's a word We talking about cats, right?