What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all Well, check this out, man, let me tell a lil' story See, when I would for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was before like, my baby was born) They would--- they would by going to these animal shelters And playing with the cats and see, the thing: I cats
Well, is a strong word It's just I'm a dog person And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't 'em They always like they planning a murder, right? cats be putting in work You ever a movie? What does the weird old lady What about the pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they that and they built the pyramids So they was on to something, Well, I would receive these--- these terrifying in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the of full bliss Holding what has to be the biggest letdown of a I mean, cats are to lions You share taxonomy with -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter wanna you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I'm not like a-- a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people have cats in they house just not in my home, see, they stink They be they terrible pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my brings this terrible thing home I'm gonna be honest: I thought I raised her than that! See, we are a dog family, we to our own kind Why couldn't you a dog? This is just the of a concerned father, see See, people may think a certain way about her when she walk down the And why you a cat anyway? They gon' I ain't raised my child well And it's not like this cat has done to me personally I just know they kind, I mean, I 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes they owners for 'em Why you tear up your own home? How come cats can't be Why are all lazy? They be complaining they oppression You see it in they Don't the people that take care of you care of you well? Haven't we had cats in the House? Ain't enough? But this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of different I enjoyed my time with him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I my daughter And already made my decision And not the cat's fault I just hate kind Well... hate is a word It's just my heritage, I come from a dog heritage, not hate, right? Hate's a strong We talking about cats, right?