I Got You A Brain For Christmas

As we gather round the tinseled tree to exchange our Christmas gifts,
You've got Fox News on the flat screen causing my good cheer to shift.
'Cause your politics offend me, while your stances makes me sick,
The worst, of course, being your support for that White House lunatic.

I got you a brain for Christmas,
Gray and soft and smart.
Just stuff it in your cranium,
Let the cogitating start
It'll give your right wing outlook
A crucial overhaul,
And soon you'll be astonished
You thought we'd build a wall.

He didn't get the most votes, his voter fraud's a fraud,
All his tweets and narcissism even stick in Santa's craw.
For his lewd and crude misogyny there's simply no defense,
Much like his endless golfing trips at taxpayer expense.

I can't believe that you believe his incoherent speech.
That you don't think secret Russian links are reason to impeach.
You swallow ev'ry lie and cheer each bigoted attack.
So, please accept this helpful gift; it's ready to unwrap.

I got you a brain for Christmas,
Gray and soft and smart.
Just stuff it in your cranium,
Let the cogitating start.
More mental electricity's
The power that you need
To see your orange hero is
Just spray tan, hate and greed.

You've got no curiosity about old tax returns
And despite his business conflicts, you're indifferent, unconcerned.
With his finger on the button Earth could soon incinerate,
But these dangers don't concern you 'cause you think the news is fake.

Do you know obstructing justice is a criminality?
That he's aided and abetted by the whole damn GOP?
Time to wake up and to wise up, time to rise up and deploy.
He's aligned himself with Nazis...Nazis...Oy!

I got you a brain for Christmas,
Gray and soft and smart.
Just stuff it in your cranium,
Let the cogitating start.
It'll give your blind allegiance
A stupor-popping stomp,
Revealing one "yuge" insight:
Your POTUS is the swamp.

I got you a brain for Christmas,
Gray and soft and smart.
Just stuff it up your cranium,
Let the cogitating start.
With frontal lobe igniting
A new consciousness within,
You can use this yuletide upgrade to
Make America Sane Again.