I Got The Train Sittin' Waitin'

I took my woman down to the local depot
From there to anywhere if you want to you can go
I said Now pretty mama I've had myself enough
Of your fussing and your fighting and it's sure gonna get rough

I got the train sittin', waitin', leaving right on time
So if you want to go better get aboard
But you be the one to make up your mind

I've tried to love you woman every way I know how
But you keep on a-nagging and I've had it startin' now
If you don't like the way you're living you know what you can do
Said the train's sitting there, it's a big black choo-choo

I got the train sittin' waitin', leaving right on time
So if you want to go better get aboard
But you be the one to make up your mind

Well I looked up on the schedule and it said nine-thirteen
The central is a-leaving, all the lights are turnin' green
The whistle is a-blowin', here's your ticket and your pass
The door is open wide, so don't let your coat tail drag

I got the train sittin' waitin', leaving right on time
So if you want to go better get aboard
But you be the one to make up your mind