Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walkin' across the sand
She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to L.A.
To get a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Milo Venus, was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match
To get a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history, three thousand years in fact
Ever since the world began
Been a whole lot of good women, sheddin' tears
For a brown eyed handsome man
That's what the trouble was, a brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mama told her darlin' go out and find
Yourself, a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man

Arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sittin' in the witness stand
The Judge's wife called up the district attorney
She said free that brown eyed man
You want your job you better free that brown eyed man

Way back in history, three thousand years in fact
Ever since the world began
Been a whole lot of good women, sheddin' tears
For a brown eyed handsome man
That's what the trouble is, a brown eyed handsome man