Luyện nghe bài hát I Dream Of Jesus

It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom Jesus Christ. His
was trapped inside an old Manischewitz bottle that Mom picked
out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom brought the bottle and
sat it down on top of the TV. she told all of us kids to gather
round, and then she explained how Jesus in the bottle, and how,
if she to, she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it
her of an old TV show, and Mom slapped her and called her a
heretic. I didn't say anything, cause I still remember the time
outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security to hold Mom down.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the Bible me so
When I'm he makes me strong
That's why I sing this
If I die before I
Pray to him my don't take
loves me, yes I know

It wasn't long before people from all the world started coming to
our house to see the bottle. At first I thought that this make me
popular at school. Instead it seemed to have the opposite result.
Kids would stop and point at me in the and say, "There's the boy
whose mother keeps our savior cooped up in that little bottle." And
then everybody started calling me boy'. And that really hurt. It
was also around time that Mom began to attract some really weird
followers. that guy who never used deodorant and spoke only in
riddles. And woman who collected 19th century hand made Amish
swimwear.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the Bible me so
When I'm weak he me strong
That's why I sing this
If I die I wake
to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I

she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in our savior lived
she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she could His vengeance by unfastening the lid

As the year went on, things from bad to worse, and I realized that
if there wasn't a big change pretty soon, I'd be able to get a
date for the prom. I couldn't go the before because Mom belonged
to a church that considered dancing a one way to Hell. But
that's a whole nother story. Anyway, by this point Mom had on
the Richard Bey Show, A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so was
no use in me changing schools, since everybody who my Mom was.
Also we had to spend all the money Mom's personal appearances to
hire a bodyguard, since by this we were getting about 400 death
a day.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the Bible me so
When I'm weak he makes me
That's why I this song
If I die before I
to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I

Then one night, I couldn't stand it any more. While everyone else
was I crept downstairs. Slowly I went up to the bottle and
began to unfasten the lid. At first, nothing happened. But the room
filled a thick white smoke. I was glad my sister had taken the
out of the smoke detector to put into her Walkman. When the
smoke cleared, I found myself to face with the son of God, who was
much shorter than I had expected. He told me that I'd freed Him,
He'd grant me one wish. And that's how I got to go to the prom
Geena Davis. But you probably already read that in People.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the tells me so
When I'm weak he me strong
That's why I this song
If I die before I
to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I

Mommy she loved Jesus, but not others did
For she had a special bottle in our savior lived
Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like did
For she had a special bottle in our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like did
For she could unleash His by unfastening the lid