Luyện nghe bài hát I Dream Of Jesus

It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom Jesus Christ. His
spirit was trapped inside an old Manischewitz that Mom picked
out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom the bottle inside and
sat it down on top of the TV. Then she told all of us kids to
round, and then she explained how lived in the bottle, and how,
if she to, she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it
reminded her of an old TV show, and Mom slapped her and her a
heretic. I say anything, cause I just still remember the time
outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security guards to Mom down.

loves me, yes I know
For the Bible me so
When I'm weak he me strong
That's why I sing song
If I die I wake
Pray to him my soul take
loves me, yes I know

It long before people from all over the world started coming to
our house to see the bottle. At I thought that this would make me
more popular at school. it seemed to have the opposite result.
Kids would stop and at me in the hallway and say, "There's the boy
whose mother our savior cooped up in that tiny little bottle." And
then started calling me 'Bottle boy'. And that really hurt. It
was also around this time that Mom began to attract some weird
followers. Like that guy who never used deodorant and only in
riddles. And that woman who collected 19th century made Amish
swimwear.

Jesus me, yes I know
For the Bible me so
I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing song
If I die I wake
Pray to him my don't take
Jesus me, yes I know

Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like did
For she could unleash His vengeance by the lid

As the year on, things went from bad to worse, and I realized that
if there wasn't a big change pretty soon, I'd be able to get a
date for the prom. I couldn't go the year before because Mom
to a church considered dancing a one way ticket to Hell. But
that's a whole story. Anyway, by this point Mom had appeared on
the Richard Bey Show, A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so was
no use in me changing schools, since everybody who my Mom was.
Also we had to spend all the money Mom's personal appearances to
hire a bodyguard, since by this point we were getting about 400
a day.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the Bible me so
When I'm weak he makes me
That's why I sing song
If I die before I
to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I

one night, I just couldn't stand it any more. While everyone else
was sleeping I downstairs. Slowly I went up to the bottle and
began to unfasten the lid. At first, nothing happened. But the room
filled a thick white smoke. I was glad my sister had taken the
batteries out of the detector to put into her Walkman. When the
smoke cleared, I myself face to face with the son of God, who was
much shorter than I had expected. He told me that since I'd Him,
He'd grant me one wish. And that's how I got to go to the prom
Geena Davis. But you probably read about that in People.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me
That's why I sing song
If I die I wake
Pray to him my soul don't
Jesus loves me, yes I

Mommy she loved Jesus, but not others did
For she had a special bottle in which our lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like did
For she could unleash His vengeance by the lid
Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like did
For she unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid