Luyện nghe bài hát I Dream Of Jesus

It was during my 2nd year when Mom found Jesus Christ. His
spirit was trapped inside an old Manischewitz bottle that Mom
out of the dumpster the 7-11. Mom brought the bottle inside and
sat it down on top of the TV. Then she told all of us kids to
round, and then she explained how Jesus in the bottle, and how,
if she wanted to, she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis it
reminded her of an old TV show, and Mom slapped her and her a
heretic. I didn't say anything, cause I still remember the time
outside the Safeway, when it 4 security guards to hold Mom down.

Jesus me, yes I know
For the Bible me so
When I'm he makes me strong
That's why I sing this
If I die I wake
Pray to him my soul don't
Jesus loves me, yes I

It wasn't long before people from all the world started coming to
our house to see the bottle. At first I thought that this make me
more popular at school. it seemed to have the opposite result.
would stop and point at me in the hallway and say, "There's the boy
whose mother our savior cooped up in that tiny little bottle." And
then everybody started calling me 'Bottle boy'. And that hurt. It
was also around this time that Mom began to attract really weird
followers. that guy who never used deodorant and spoke only in
riddles. And that woman who collected 19th century hand made
swimwear.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the Bible me so
When I'm he makes me strong
That's why I sing this
If I die before I
Pray to him my soul take
loves me, yes I know

Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior
Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance by the lid

As the year went on, things went from bad to worse, and I that
if there wasn't a big change pretty soon, I'd never be to get a
date for the prom. I go the year before because Mom belonged
to a church that dancing a one way ticket to Hell. But
that's a nother story. Anyway, by this point Mom had appeared on
the Richard Bey Show, A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so was
no use in me changing schools, since knew who my Mom was.
Also we had to spend all the money from personal appearances to
a bodyguard, since by this point we were getting about 400 death
a day.

Jesus me, yes I know
For the tells me so
When I'm he makes me strong
why I sing this song
If I die I wake
Pray to him my don't take
Jesus me, yes I know

Then one night, I couldn't stand it any more. While everyone else
was sleeping I crept downstairs. Slowly I up to the bottle and
began to unfasten the lid. At first, nothing happened. But then the
filled with a white smoke. I was glad my sister had taken the
batteries out of the detector to put into her Walkman. When the
smoke cleared, I myself face to face with the son of God, who was
much shorter I had expected. He told me that since I'd freed Him,
grant me one wish. And that's how I got to go to the prom with
Geena Davis. But you probably already about that in People.

loves me, yes I know
For the tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me
why I sing this song
If I die I wake
Pray to him my soul take
loves me, yes I know

Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like did
For she could unleash His by unfastening the lid
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like did
For she had a special bottle in our savior lived
she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid