Luyện nghe bài hát I Dream Of Jesus

It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom found Christ. His
spirit was trapped inside an old Manischewitz that Mom picked
out of the dumpster the 7-11. Mom brought the bottle inside and
sat it down on top of the TV. she told all of us kids to gather
round, and she explained how Jesus lived in the bottle, and how,
if she wanted to, she call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it
reminded her of an old TV show, and Mom her and called her a
heretic. I didn't say anything, cause I just still remember the
outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security to hold Mom down.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the tells me so
When I'm he makes me strong
That's why I sing song
If I die before I
Pray to him my soul don't
Jesus loves me, yes I

It wasn't long before people all over the world started coming to
our house to see the bottle. At first I thought that would make me
more popular at school. Instead it to have the opposite result.
Kids would stop and at me in the hallway and say, "There's the boy
whose mother keeps our savior cooped up in tiny little bottle." And
everybody started calling me 'Bottle boy'. And that really hurt. It
was around this time that Mom began to attract some really weird
followers. Like that guy who never used deodorant and spoke in
riddles. And that woman who collected 19th century hand made
swimwear.

Jesus loves me, yes I
For the tells me so
When I'm he makes me strong
That's why I sing this
If I die before I
Pray to him my don't take
Jesus me, yes I know

Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not others did
For she could unleash His by unfastening the lid

As the year went on, went from bad to worse, and I realized that
if there wasn't a big pretty soon, I'd never be able to get a
date for the prom. I couldn't go the year before Mom belonged
to a church that dancing a one way ticket to Hell. But
that's a whole nother story. Anyway, by point Mom had appeared on
the Bey Show, A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so there was
no use in me changing schools, since everybody who my Mom was.
Also we had to spend all the money Mom's personal appearances to
hire a bodyguard, since by this point we were getting 400 death
a day.

Jesus me, yes I know
For the Bible me so
When I'm weak he me strong
That's why I sing this
If I die I wake
to him my soul don't take
Jesus me, yes I know

Then one night, I just stand it any more. While everyone else
was sleeping I crept downstairs. I went up to the bottle and
began to unfasten the lid. At first, nothing happened. But then the
filled with a thick white smoke. I was glad my had taken the
batteries out of the detector to put into her Walkman. When the
smoke cleared, I found face to face with the son of God, who was
much shorter than I had expected. He me that since I'd freed Him,
grant me one wish. And that's how I got to go to the prom with
Geena Davis. But you already read about that in People.

loves me, yes I know
For the tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me
That's why I sing song
If I die I wake
Pray to him my soul don't
Jesus loves me, yes I

Mommy she loved Jesus, but not others did
For she had a special in which our savior lived
Mommy she Jesus, but not like others did
For she unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior
she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she could unleash His by unfastening the lid