(Chip Davis, Fries)
Now how many peppers did Peter Piper pick ta get himself a peck a' pickled peppers? But more importantly, how many pickles do you get in a peck, when you can't find no peppers ta pick? And furthermore, who wants a pickle that's made from a pepper by a guy named Peter Piper? And in conclusion, how many pipers do you know that pick pickles? And how many Peters are
[The chorus, and how to sing it. Pay attention, 'cause there might be a quiz. C.W. and the backup singers sing 1, then C.W. alone sings lines 2 and 3, then the backup singers alone sing lines 4 and 5.] Well, I know, and I don't care Go an' leave me alone I don't know, and I don't He don't know, and he care nothin'
Now how many ducks could a duck plucker pluck, if'n the duck plucker plucked until dark? And more importantly, how many plucks would it on a duck, 'til the plucker got duck plucker's arm? And furthermore, if the duck plucker died whilst pluckin' the duck, would you call it the fault of the duck? Or think now, would you say that the plucker had run out of ducks? And they called it "duck plucker's luck"?
[Chorus. See the instructions, above.] Well, I don't know, and I don't Go away an' leave me I know, and I don't care He know, and he don't care nothin'
Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck, whilst was a-pickin' them peppers? And what if the pluckor became the pluckee, and the woodpecker's name was Chuck?
[Chorus. Yeah, one time.] Well, I don't know, and I care Go away an' me alone I don't know, and I don't care He don't know, and he don't nothin'
[C.W.] Boys got any how we gonna get outta this?
singers] We don't know.
[C.W.] Don't know,
[Backup We don't care.
[C.W.] Yeah, I know you care, neither.
music just sorta peters out.]
[C.W.] good.