Luyện nghe bài hát I Can't Watch This

I watch this, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, I can't this

My my my my TV makes me so
Makes me say, oh my
What is this here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my

It sucks, and no lie
It's about as much fun as paint dry
Lowers my IQ one
And that's the why, uh, I can't watch

I told you homeboy, I can't this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch
Poke out my eyes, man, I watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't this

'bout sick shows
There's America's Home Videos
I can't my eyes
When I see the of stuff that wins first prize

Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the
Lands right on the lawn, face on a rake
I hear got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the
And that of show, uh, I can't watch

Yo, I you, I can't watch this
Change the now, man, I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch

Show and Rosanne
Think taken 'bout as much as I can
Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Man to like this guy

Thirty is alright If you like hearing
Yuppies whining all night, stand Twin Peaks
Wish lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
Those and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

word because you know, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, it down

Here's how to order, money guarantee
tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
They going and going, don't hate me, because I'm beautiful
Could be dandruff, our are insane
Stop, Prime

I'm pretty I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet
Or that guy with the real hair
That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his in the air

Those talk shows
About Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, and vile
Just for a minute let's flip the dial

Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't this
man, I can't watch this
I take this torture no more, I can't
I can't watch this, pay the bills, break, break it down

Operators are standing, zirconium necklace
soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
When you've got a headache this big, the book
This is your brain on drugs, fallen and I can't get up
Stop, Cable

HBO and Playboy, and MTV
I might 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I pay for this junk?
I up eighty channels and each one stunk

Just blood and guts
And T&A
awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
It's stupid, throw my set away

I can't watch this, I can't watch
I can't watch this, yeah I can't this
I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't this
Get me outta here, can't watch