Luyện nghe bài hát I Can't Watch This

I watch this, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, I watch this

My my my my TV makes me so
Makes me say, oh my
What is this garbage
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my

It sucks, and no lie
It's as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't

I you homeboy, I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch
Poke out my eyes, man, I watch this
Yo, gimme that control, I can't watch this

Talkin' 'bout sick
There's America's Funniest Videos
I can't my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first

Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the
right on the lawn, face first on a rake
I hear they got it on the seventeenth
That's as a kick in the crotch
And kind of show, uh, I can't watch

Yo, I you, I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man, I can't watch
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I watch this

Cosby Show and
Think I've taken 'bout as as I can
Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rain Man to like guy

Thirty Something is If you like hearing
Yuppies whining all night, can't Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin'
Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

That's because you know, I can't watch this
I can't this, break it down

Here's how to order, money back
Removes stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
They keep and going, don't hate me, because I'm beautiful
Could be dandruff, our prices are
Stop, Prime

I'm pretty sure I'll be
If I have to watch stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the flat hair
That 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air

weird talk shows
About Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and
Just for a minute let's flip the dial

Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't this
Look man, I can't this
I can't take this torture no more, I
I can't this, pay the bills, station break, break it down

Operators are standing, cubic zirconium
You're in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
When got a headache this big, read the book
This is brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
Stop, Cable

HBO and Playboy, and MTV
I might 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one

Just blood and guts
And T&A
awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
It's stupid, gonna throw my set

I can't watch this, I watch this
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't this
Get me outta here, watch this