Luyện nghe bài hát I Can't Watch This

I can't watch this, I can't this
I can't watch this, I can't this

My my my my TV me so bored
me say, oh my Lord
What is garbage here?
Wanna my eyes and plug my ears

It sucks, and no lie
about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't

I you homeboy, I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't this
Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch
Yo, gimme remote control, I can't watch this

Talkin' 'bout shows
There's Funniest Home Videos
I believe my eyes
When I see the kind of that wins first prize

poor old mom falls down off the roof
Lands on the lawn, face first on a rake
I hear got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a in the crotch
And that of show, uh, I can't watch

Yo, I told you, I watch this
Change the channel now, man, I can't watch
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't this

Cosby and Rosanne
I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Man to like this guy

Thirty Something is If you like hearing
Yuppies whining all night, can't Twin Peaks
they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
Those Siskel and bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

That's because you know, I can't watch this
I watch this, break it down

Here's how to order, money guarantee
Removes stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
They keep going and going, don't hate me, because I'm
be dandruff, our prices are insane
Stop, Prime

I'm pretty sure be sick
If I have to watch another pet trick
Or guy with the real flat hair
That goes 'Woof woof' and waves his fist in the air

Those talk shows
transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, and vile
for a minute let's flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't this
Look man, I can't this
I can't take torture no more, I can't
I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it

Operators are standing, cubic zirconium
You're soaking in it, and our swimsuit issue
When you've got a headache this big, read the
is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
Stop, Time

HBO and Playboy, and MTV
I might like 'em more after my
Now why did I pay for this junk?
I hooked up channels and each one stunk

Just blood and guts
And T&A
It's awful, putrid, it's crummy
It's stupid, throw my set away

I can't watch this, I can't watch
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
I told you, can't watch this, too hip, watch this
Get me here, can't watch this