Luyện nghe bài hát I Can't Watch This

I watch this, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, I can't this

My my my my TV me so bored
Makes me say, oh my
What is this garbage
cover my eyes and plug my ears

It sucks, and no lie
It's about as much fun as paint dry
Lowers my IQ one
And that's the why, uh, I can't watch

I told you homeboy, I watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't this
Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch
Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch

'bout sick shows
There's Funniest Home Videos
I believe my eyes
I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

Somebody's poor old mom falls off the roof
Lands right on the lawn, face on a rake
I they got it on the seventeenth take
That's as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I watch

Yo, I told you, I watch this
Change the channel now, man, I can't watch
Yo, pass the TV here, sucker, I can't watch this

Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken as much as I can
Wopner, oh my
You be Rain Man to like this guy

Thirty is alright If you like hearing
Yuppies whining all night, stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those freaks
Those Siskel and Ebert bums go home and sit on their thumbs

That's word you know, I can't watch this
I watch this, break it down

Here's how to order, money back
Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like peanuts
They keep going and going, don't hate me, I'm beautiful
Could be dandruff, our are insane
Stop, Prime

I'm pretty I'll be sick
If I have to watch another pet trick
Or that guy with the real hair
goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air

Those talk shows
transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, and vile
for a minute let's flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't this
Look man, I can't watch
I can't this torture no more, I can't
I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it

Operators are standing, cubic zirconium
You're in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
When you've got a this big, read the book
This is your on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
Stop, Time

HBO and Playboy, and MTV
I like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one

Just blood and guts
And T&A
awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
It's stupid, throw my set away

I can't this, I can't watch this
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
I you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here, watch this