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Some guys friends and they do high fives Some guys parents that are still alive guys don't sit when they pee, they stand I'm not one of guys but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance I can dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance
Everybody count to ten One, all ya gotta do is watch me Two, keep watching me Three, uh...um...um Four... Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't actually have lyrics for this part. Uh, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a thing. But, uh...that's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry about that. Uh, can we just maybe cut back to the chor- Dance dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance Ah-ah Oo-oo
Some have money that they've invested Some guys never molested I was and-but-eh...
Gotta stop the children Gotta stop the children Catholic we're lookin' in your direction! Gotta touching the children not pointing fingers but damn your track record's bad and getting worse Gotta touching the children Vatican? More Old-man-touching-children-can Oo-oo Ah-ahhhhhhhhhh