Some guys are at talking to girls guys have all the money in the world Some guys wear fancy shoes and I'm not one of guys but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance Ah-ah Oo-oo
Some guys have friends and do high fives Some guys parents that are still alive Some guys sit when they pee, they stand I'm not one of guys but baby, I can dance dance dance dance dance I can dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can dance dance dance dance
Everybody count to ten One, all ya gotta do is watch me Two, keep me dance Three, uh...um...um Four... Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't actually have lyrics for part. Uh, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing. But, uh...that's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry about that. Uh, can we just maybe cut back to the chor- Dance dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance Oo-oo Oo-oo
Some guys have that they've invested Some guys never molested I was and-but-eh...
Gotta stop the children Gotta stop touching the Catholic we're lookin' in your direction! Gotta stop the children not pointing fingers but damn your track record's bad and getting worse Gotta touching the children Vatican? like Old-man-touching-children-can Ah-ah Oo-oo