Some are good at talking to girls guys have all the money in the world Some guys fancy shoes and pants I'm not one of guys but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance Ah-ah Oo-oo
Some guys have friends and do high fives Some have parents that are still alive Some don't sit when they pee, they stand I'm not one of those but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance
let's count to ten One, all ya gotta do is watch me Two, keep me dance Three, uh...um...um Four... Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't actually have lyrics for this part. Uh, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing. But, uh...that's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry about that. Uh, can we just maybe cut to the chor- Dance dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance Ah-ah Oo-oo
Some guys have money they've invested Some guys never were I was and-but-eh...
Gotta stop the children Gotta stop the children Catholic we're lookin' in your direction! stop touching the children We're not pointing fingers but damn your track bad and getting worse Gotta stop the children Vatican? More Old-man-touching-children-can Oo-oo Ah-ahhhhhhhhhh