Some guys are at talking to girls Some guys have all the in the world guys wear fancy shoes and pants I'm not one of those but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance Ah-ah Oo-oo
Some guys have and they do high fives Some guys have parents that are alive guys don't sit when they pee, they stand I'm not one of those but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance I can dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance
Everybody count to ten One, all ya gotta do is me dance Two, keep watching me Three, uh...um...um Four... Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't actually have lyrics for this part. Uh, kinda got carried away, thought we do a counting thing. But, uh...that's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry about that. Uh, can we just maybe cut back to the chor- Dance dance dance dance dance I can Dance dance dance dance Ah-ah Oo-oo
Some guys have money that invested Some guys never molested I was and-but-eh...
stop touching the children Gotta stop the children Catholic church lookin' in your direction! stop touching the children We're not pointing fingers but your track record's bad and getting worse Gotta stop touching the Vatican? More Old-man-touching-children-can Oo-oo Ah-ahhhhhhhhhh