Hannah: Thank you i love you too everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want Y'all are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You some toast? I bet you do... Robby: Please add jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of so sad, it all your fault you bad dad! Robby: You know son? Yeah, dad? You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The voice that stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know honey used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would help is when your Momma me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: Robby: talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her with arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, it like that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I believe you think I'm that selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): her name son? Jackson: Jenny and shes a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits Jackson the writing pad) Couldn't have said it better myself. (Miley into space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! capris, oh I like your purse!... Okay now thats rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your back. Hot Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) Oliver: I know, me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: What up, Dex: Miley, feeling Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your you and me are Dex signals. dex: some other time!...
Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding Oken I can still see you...Miley! me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say that him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it will be exactly 1 in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know your scared, but we to find out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just when Jenny and I you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I can- I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to hear voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you want to do is over it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you make her DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you weren't that! Okay, now that Miley can talk, lets see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no frustration, ever bring you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: take a situation and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Oliver: it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's you make it so come on! Lilly, & Miley: Come on, Come on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? Whats Oh you bad girl! Life's what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on it's own. If you want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Surgery? Really?! Doctor: We're talking about a very minor operation...I do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying that I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you better? (Miley her head, no) It doesnt does it? I should stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just you that this surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I the chances of losing your singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Ray: Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! if I'm that one! Robbie Ray: Doc, you this close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really you're over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never to be Hannah Monatana again all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: you go miley wy dont you open this one next? Young yes! just what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! mom: lets hear somthing! Young miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah you tennesse bye drive careful! Miley did you hear that! this girl might give you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i have to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from miles away peeyou! young im gunna get you runt! miley: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no in the house he did it she did it mileys dont ya just loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my loco hot coco and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the room and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be scarfing down Miley: how do you that? robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy knows like i the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware model and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get some now huney miley: dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( dream )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! is that useless free loader!? right here daddy robby ray: i thought i told you to iron socks!?!You knwo i like a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry i..im still cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im so hungry hmmm month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout skin like the of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive been practicing (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby dont EVER do that again! Robby ray: Now there is one person in this house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells from fivety aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay ray: Ladies and gentamen please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey thats the dumiest thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just that you dont have a state that ryems with your name anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh like anyone would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my gosh look its KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! i love you! Miley: GUYS! are you doing its jackson! oliver: umm im did you hear something? lily: yeah its like a wash up popstar oliver and ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be going to the concert to!i was hannah once..please dont treat me like this. i have feelings im not a of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. ray : HOLD ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy what to me?im nothing but a table! robby aww hunney your much more than that your also a coat rack miley: niblets! roby ray : miley we to take you with us but you got to many hang upss jackson and lilly:aaahhahhahha that was a good one dady! robbyray: see i you i was funny Miley: no! dont leave help me!...please? Mileys mom: Baby girl you always had the strangest moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco bed dint he?He knows what sugar does to ya! i swaer im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is gonna get an ear full not helping Miley mom: its dream sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were you when i was eating trout skin? Miley mom: alright baby girl you you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what really on mind? Miley:i lost my voice and if i come back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle garage sales! Miley: mom if i cant then..im just...just miley Mileys what in the world is wrong with that?i think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down inside she is strong to know that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an why your friends love you so Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana would you be her firends? oliver:are you kidding?of we will lily: miley you were my best way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: then why ya'll walk out on me lily and its your dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your worried about that tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a cute deaf walrus thanks lily: i like mom shes funny shes pretty too miley: alright your out of oliver: wait,why am i i dont want to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your still the obxinous little sister that i love jackson: okay you can wake up any now Miley: i done yet! mileys mom:see the only thing you have here is people care about ya miley; your mommy mileys ya think! oh what the heck olvier get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were hannah and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think confusing me with daddy mileys mom: oh im not worried you one bit mom i miss your hugs mileys mom: oh baby girl not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest robby ray: you did honey mileys mom: your a pretty good job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do but his was a very emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mileys mom: i dont know how many times im going to you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have that table no the girls having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was allways a push mileys yeah you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out jackson: hey its dream! miley: not time.. well if its not my dream and not yours then who is it? mileys i think i know ( robby up ) momma was right about that coco