Hannah: Thank you i love you too everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? Y'all are awesome I'll all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got starts playing) Jackson: You some toast? I bet you do... Please add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of grape so sad, it all fault you bad dad! You know what son? Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) There she is! Six enchoors! The voice that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were such a great aud-. were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it work if you keep talking. You know honey this used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that help is when your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her with arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, keep it like that or we're have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot for the concert don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm that you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her name Jackson: Jenny and shes a total babe! So put in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Jackson with the writing pad) Couldn't have said it better myself. (Miley into space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Miley, release. Fine, you leave me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I your purse!... now thats just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you catch a few? Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, please? Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about nature that is so quiet and peaceful. Not like you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) I know, drives me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: up, Dex? Dex: Miley, feeling better? Great so if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven ago is the beginning of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say that him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: it will be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: I know your scared, but we have to find out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are apart just when Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I know if I can- I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to hear your again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you want to do is over it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you thinking that! Robbie: Okay, now Miley can talk, lets see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no small frustration, bring you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! & Oliver: Make it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's what you make it so on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: Come on, on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? Whats Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you it so lets make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Miley: Really?! We're talking about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying that I could...Not you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt does it? I stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the chances of losing your singing voice permanently be one in a million! Robbie Oh boy... One in a million?! What if I'm that one! Robbie Ray: Doc, you were close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think you're over reacting,this is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Monatana again all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy dont you open this one Young miley: yes! just what i wanted now i can be like daddy! Mileys mom: lets somthing! miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you tennesse bye careful! Miley mom: did you that! this girl might give you a run for your money! day i might have to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Jingle bells jackson smells from fivety miles away peeyou! young jackson: im get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no running in the he did it she did it mileys mom: ya just loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i you some of my famous loco hot coco and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to keep saying it you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be hannah montana Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to worry about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be down Miley: how do you that? robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never to be a underware and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney miley: dad ray: night luv you luv ya ( dream )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is that useless loader!? Miley: right here robby ray: i i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry daddy i..im cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im just so hungry month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout skin like the of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive been practicing listen (trying to sing) IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! ray: dont EVER do that again! Robby ray: Now there is only one person in this house that can and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle miley smells from fivety miles aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby ray: Ladies and gentamen welcome buckey kentucky! YOU!!!!!!!!! thank you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and kentucky thats the dumiest thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state that ryems your name anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh like anyone would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my gosh look its KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! lily: i you! GUYS! what are you doing its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you hear lily: yeah its sounds like a up popstar and lily: ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids lets up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be going to the to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me like this. i have feelings im not a of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy what happened to me?im but a table! ray: aww hunney your much more than that your also a coat rack miley: niblets! roby ray : miley we love to take you us but you got to many hang upss jackson oliver and jackson: that was a one dady! robbyray: see i told you i was no! dont leave somebody help me!...please? Mileys Baby girl you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows what sugar does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is gonna get an ear not helping Miley mom: its your dream sweet pea if you dont like all you to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you i was eating trout skin? mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what really on your Miley:i lost my voice and if i doesnt come then.......then mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle earls sales! Miley: mom if i cant sing then..im just...just Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with that?i think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i deep down she is strong enough to know that is? Mileys mom: yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an thats why your friends love you so Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley hananh montana would you still be her firends? oliver:are you kidding?of course we lily: you were my best friend way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: then why ya'll walk out on me lily and its your dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your about that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom this is the were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a tone deaf walrus thanks lily: i like your mom funny oliver: pretty too miley: alright out of here oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i want to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your still the obxinous little sister that i love okay you can wake up any time now Miley: i aint yet! mileys mom:see the only you have here is that people care about ya miley; your right mom: ya think! miley: oh what the heck get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think your confusing me with mom: oh im not worried about you one bit miley: mom i miss your mileys mom: oh baby girl there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest robby ray: you did honey mileys mom: your doing a pretty good job your self..except for hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a very emotion...MILEY UP NOW mileys mom: i dont know how many im going to tell you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have table no wonder the girls having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was allways a over mom: yeah you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) jackson cut it out jackson: hey its dream! not this time.. jackson: well if its not my and not yours then who is it? mom: i think i know ( wakes up ) robby: was right about that coco