Hannah: you i love you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? Y'all are awesome I'll sing all if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Robby: add some jam and butter too, Were out of grape so sad, it all your fault you bad dad! Robby: You know what Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) There she is! Six enchoors! The voice that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) they were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's you make it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you talking. You know honey this used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that help is when your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her with arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, it like that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot for the concert don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't you think I'm that selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her name Jackson: Jenny and shes a total babe! So put in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits Jackson with the pad) Robby: Couldn't have said it myself. (Miley smiles space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... now thats just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be for you until you get your voice back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you wanna a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the over! Pull th- (miley her self) Oliver: I know, me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: What up, Dex: Miley, feeling better? Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe some time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep beep beep beep, Oken I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say with him sitting right there...oops!
Okay it will be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: I know your scared, but we have to find out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous and I dont know if I can- I CAN TALK! It's so good to hear your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you weren't that! Robbie: Okay, now that Miley can talk, see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no frustration, ever bring you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: take a situation and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Oliver: it rock, yeah! Miley: what you make it so come on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: Come on, on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? that? Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Miley: Really?! Doctor: We're talking about a very minor operation...I do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying that I could...Not you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt does it? I should now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that this is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the chances of losing your singing voice permanently be one in a million! Ray: Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! if I'm that one! Robbie Doc, you were this close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think you're over reacting,this surgen is one of the in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, what do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana again all because a of a weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy dont you open one next? Young yes! just what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! Mileys mom: lets somthing! Young miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock you tennesse bye drive careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! this girl might you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i might to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle jackson smells from fivety miles away peeyou! young jackson: im get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no in the house he did it she did it mileys dont ya just loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im to keep saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen is going to be fine,all you have to worry about is what icecream flavor ya'll to be scarfing down how do you know that? robbie ray: well, there some things daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware model and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get rest now huney miley: dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( mileys )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! is that useless free loader!? Miley: here daddy robby ray: i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i a nice crease in my hosery!' s..sorry daddy i..im still cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats that on the of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im just so hungry hmmm month old trout my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here trout like the queen of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive been practicing listen (trying to sing) IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: dont do that again! Robby ray: Now is only one person in this house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells from fivety miles Robby ray: and gentamen please welcome buckey kentucky! YOU!!!!!!!!! thank you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey kentucky thats the dumiest thing i ever Jackon:Your just jealous that you have a state that ryems with your name anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh please anyone would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! i love you! Miley: GUYS! what are you its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you something? lily: yeah its sounds a wash up popstar and lily: ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big the limos waiting oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me like this. i have feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay i am.. ray : HOLD ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy what happened to me?im but a table! robby aww hunney your much more than that your also a coat rack miley: niblets! roby ray : we love to take you with us but you got to many hang upss oliver and lilly:aaahhahhahha jackson: was a good one dady! see i told you i was funny Miley: no! dont somebody help me!...please? Mileys mom: Baby girl you always had the strangest moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot before bed dint he?He knows what sugar does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is get an ear full miley: not Miley mom: its your dream sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was eating skin? Miley mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now me what really on your Miley:i lost my voice and if i doesnt back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle earls garage sales! Miley: mom if i cant then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with that?i justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down inside she is strong enough to that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an thats why your friends love you so Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana you still be her firends? oliver:are you kidding?of we will lily: miley you my best friend way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: then why ya'll walk out on me and oliver: its your dream! mileys mom: and its scary because your worried about that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you honey..just a regular walrus a cute tone deaf walrus thanks lily: i like your mom shes oliver: pretty too alright your out of here oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i want to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your still the annoying little sister that i love okay you can wake up any time now Miley: i aint yet! mileys mom:see the only thing you have here is that people about ya miley; right mommy mom: ya think! miley: oh what the heck get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows mom i think your confusing me with daddy mileys oh im not worried about you one bit miley: mom i miss hugs mileys mom: oh baby girl not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest robby you did good honey mileys mom: your doing a pretty job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mileys mom: i dont know how many im going to tell you.. miley wakey wakey mileys mom: and i believe you still have that table no wonder the girls having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was allways a over mileys mom: you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out hey its your dream! miley: not time.. jackson: well if its not my dream and not yours who is it? mileys mom: i i know ( robby up ) momma was right about that coco