Hannah: you i love you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? Y'all are awesome sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Robby: Please add jam and butter too, Were out of grape so sad, it all your fault you bad dad! Robby: You know son? Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The voice wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know honey used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing would help is when your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: Robby: talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her mouth arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, keep it that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know would just break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the concert you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't you think I'm that selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): her name son? Jackson: Jenny and a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits Jackson with the pad) Robby: Couldn't said it better myself. (Miley smiles space) Lilly:Miley, I you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... now thats just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few? Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, please? Look! Oliver: You this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! th- (miley her self) I know, drives me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: What up, Dex: Miley, feeling better? Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, we could to the movies or something. Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous speech? on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep beep beep beep, sliding Oken I can see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say that with him right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Darling I know your scared, but we have to find out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just when and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I I CAN TALK! lilly: so good to hear your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you want to do is over it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you make her DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you weren't that! Robbie: Okay, now that can talk, lets see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no small frustration, ever you down. Lilly & No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a situation and it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! what you make it so let's make it rock! & Oliver: Make it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's what you make it so on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: Come on, Come on, now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? that? Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on it's own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm you'll need surgery Miley: Really?! We're talking about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm saying that I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) It doesnt does it? I should stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm reassuring you that this surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the chances of losing your singing voice permanently be one in a million! Ray: Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! What if I'm one! Ray: Doc, you were this close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really you're over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never to be Hannah Monatana again all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: you go miley wy dont you open this one next? Young yes! just what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! Mileys mom: lets somthing! Young miley: rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you bye drive careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! this girl might you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i have to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from fivety away peeyou! jackson: im gunna get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no in the house he did it she did it mileys dont ya just loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and little so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be montana anymore? Robbie: i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to worry about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be scarfing how do you know that? robbie ray: well, some things that daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a model and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney miley: dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( dream )
ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is that useless free loader!? Miley: right here robby ray: i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a crease in my hosery!' s..sorry daddy i..im still cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im just so hungry month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout skin the queen of shila! Miley: but i can ive been practicing listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! ray: dont EVER do that again! Robby ray: Now is only one person in this house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells fivety miles aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby ray: Ladies and gentamen welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could sing..and buckey kentucky thats the dumiest thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state that with your name anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh please like anyone would be a fan of.buckey Lily: oh my oh my gosh look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! lily: i you! GUYS! what are you doing its jackson! oliver: umm im did you hear something? yeah its sounds like a wash up popstar oliver and ah hahah ha! Robby ray: on kids lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting jackson: oh oh one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be going to the to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me like this. i feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy what happened to nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney your much more than that also a coat rack sweet niblets! roby ray : miley we love to you with us but you got to many hang upss oliver and lilly:aaahhahhahha jackson: that was a one dady! robbyray: see i told you i was no! dont leave somebody help me!...please? Mileys mom: Baby girl you had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows what does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is get an ear full not helping Miley its your dream sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was eating trout skin? Miley mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now me what really on your Miley:i lost my voice and if i come back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent montana your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad a pocket full of cash at uncle earls garage sales! Miley: mom if i cant then..im just...just miley Mileys what in the world is wrong with that?i think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down she is strong enough to know that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful an thats why your friends love you so Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana would you still be her firends? oliver:are you kidding?of we will lily: miley you were my best friend way before i you were hannah montana MILEY: why ya'll just walk out on me lily and oliver: its dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your worried that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a walrus.....mom this is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a cute deaf walrus thanks lily: i like your mom shes oliver: shes too alright your out of here oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i dont to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little that i love jackson: okay you can wake up any now i aint done yet! mileys mom:see the thing you have here is that people care about ya miley; your mommy mom: ya think! miley: oh the heck olvier get in here you Mileys you were loved even before you were hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think confusing me with daddy mileys mom: oh im not about you one bit miley: mom i miss your mileys mom: oh baby there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest robby you did good honey mileys mom: your doing a good job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a very emotion...MILEY UP NOW mileys mom: i dont how many times im going to tell you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still that table no wonder the girls having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was a push over mileys mom: you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out jackson: hey its dream! miley: not time.. jackson: well if its not my dream and not yours who is it? mom: i think i know ( robby up ) robby: momma was right about coco