Hannah: you i love you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want Y'all are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You want some I bet you do... Please add some jam and butter too, Jackson: out of grape so sad, it all your fault you bad dad! Robby: You know what Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's you make it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you talking. You know honey this used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would help is when Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her with arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, keep it that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm that selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her son? Jackson: Jenny and shes a babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits Jackson the writing pad) Robby: Couldn't have it better myself. (Miley into space) Lilly:Miley, I you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Miley, release. Fine, you leave me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... Okay now thats rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) I know, drives me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: up, Dex? Miley, feeling better? Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous speech? on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep beep beep beep, Oken I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say with him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it will be exactly 1 in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know your scared, but we have to out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling just when Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I I CAN TALK! It's so good to hear your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you make her DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you weren't that! Robbie: Okay, now that Miley can talk, see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no small frustration, ever you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a situation and it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Oliver: it rock, yeah! Miley: what you make it so come on! Lilly, & Miley: Come on, Come on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? Whats Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not away on it's own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Miley: Really?! Doctor: We're about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying that I could...Not you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) It doesnt does it? I should stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I the chances of losing your singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Ray: Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! What if I'm one! Robbie Doc, you were this close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Hannah again all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy dont you open this one Young miley: yes! what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! Mileys mom: hear somthing! Young miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you bye drive careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! girl might give you a run for your money! day i might have to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from fivety away peeyou! young jackson: im get you runt! miley: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no in the house he did it she did it mileys mom: dont ya loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous hot coco and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to keep it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is to be fine,all you have to worry about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be down Miley: how do you know robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy knows like i the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware model and i know voice is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney miley: dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( dream )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is that useless loader!? Miley: right daddy robby ray: i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry daddy i..im still the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! dady im im just so hungry hmmm month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your voice doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout like the queen of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive practicing listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby dont EVER do that again! Robby ray: Now there is only one person in this that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells from miles aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby ray: and gentamen please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson never sing..and buckey kentucky thats the dumiest thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state that ryems with name anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh please like anyone would be a fan of.buckey Lily: oh my gosh oh my gosh its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! dude dude dude dude you rock! lily: i you! GUYS! what are you doing its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you something? lily: yeah its sounds like a wash up oliver and lily: ah ha! Robby ray: come on lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting jackson: oh oh one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be going to the to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me like this. i have feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. ray : HOLD ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy happened to me?im nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney your much more than that your also a rack miley: niblets! roby ray : miley we love to you with us but you got to many hang upss oliver and lilly:aaahhahhahha jackson: that was a one dady! robbyray: see i told you i was no! dont leave somebody help me!...please? Mileys mom: girl you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows what does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is get an ear full not helping Miley its your dream sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were you when i was eating trout skin? Miley mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me now tell me what really on your Miley:i my voice and if i doesnt come back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no better then a piece of furniture look at i swear there is nothing more dangerous than dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle earls garage sales! mom if i cant sing then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with that?i think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i deep down inside she is strong enough to know is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an thats why your you so much Miley:what you saw the way they treated me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana would you still be her oliver:are you kidding?of course we lily: miley you were my best friend way before i knew you were hannah MILEY: then why ya'll walk out on me and oliver: its your dream! mileys mom: and its only because your worried about that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom this is the were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a walrus a cute tone deaf walrus thanks lily: i like your mom funny shes pretty too miley: alright your out of oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i want to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that your hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little sister that i love jackson: okay you can wake up any now Miley: i aint yet! mileys mom:see the only thing you have here is that people about ya your right mommy mileys ya think! miley: oh what the heck get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved before you were hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think confusing me with daddy mom: oh im not worried about you one bit miley: mom i miss your mileys mom: oh baby girl there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your and get some rest robby ray: you did good mom: your doing a pretty good job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mileys mom: i dont how many times im going to tell you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have table no wonder the girls having nightmares robby: darling you know i was allways a push over mileys mom: you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out hey its your dream! miley: not time.. jackson: if its not my dream and not yours then who is it? mileys mom: i i know ( robby up ) robby: momma was right about coco