Hannah: Thank you i you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? Y'all are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Please add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of so sad, it all your fault you bad dad! Robby: You know what Yeah, dad? You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The voice that stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) what you make it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't if you keep talking. You know honey this used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would is when your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her mouth arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, keep it like that or we're have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the concert you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I believe you think I'm that selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): her name son? Jenny and shes a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits with the writing pad) Robby: have said it better myself. (Miley into space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... Okay now thats rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you catch a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) I know, drives me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: What up, Dex: Miley, feeling better? so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: some other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven ago is the beginning of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding Oken I can see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not to say that with him sitting right there...oops!
Okay it will be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know your scared, but we to find out sooner or later. Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just when Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to hear your again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last you want to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you make her DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you thinking that! Robbie: Okay, now that can talk, lets see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no frustration, ever bring you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a situation and it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! & Oliver: Make it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's what you it so come on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: Come on, on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? Whats Oh you bad girl! Hannah: what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on it's own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid need surgery Surgery? Really?! Doctor: We're talking about a very operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying that I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt does it? I stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I the chances of losing your singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Robbie Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! What if I'm one! Robbie Ray: Doc, you were close! When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think you're reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never to be Hannah Monatana again all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) here you go miley wy dont you open this one next? Young miley: yes! what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! Mileys lets hear somthing! Young miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you bye drive careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! girl might give you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i might have to you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle bells smells from fivety miles away peeyou! young im gunna get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! hey! no running in the house he did it she did it mileys mom: dont ya just christmas?
hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to keep it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the surgey and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is to be fine,all you have to worry about is what icecream flavor going to be scarfing down Miley: how do you that? robbie ray: well, there some things daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware model and i know your is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney goodnight dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( mileys )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is that useless loader!? Miley: right here robby ray: i i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry i..im still cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im just so hungry hmmm old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout like the queen of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive been practicing (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: dont do that again! Robby ray: Now there is only one person in this that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle miley smells from fivety miles aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby ray: Ladies and please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey kentucky thats the thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just that you dont have a state that ryems with your name anymore little miss nobody oh please like anyone would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my oh my gosh look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! i love you! Miley: GUYS! what are you its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you hear lily: its sounds like a wash up popstar oliver and ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the waiting oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me like this. i have feelings im not a of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. ray : HOLD ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: what happened to me?im nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney much more than that your also a coat rack miley: niblets! ray : miley we love to take you with us but you got to many hang upss jackson oliver and jackson: that was a one dady! see i told you i was funny Miley: no! dont leave help me!...please? Mileys mom: girl you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows what sugar does to ya! i swaer im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is gonna get an ear full miley: not Miley mom: its your dream sweet pea if you dont all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you i was eating trout skin? mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what really on your Miley:i lost my voice and if i come back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle garage sales! Miley: mom if i sing then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down inside she is strong enough to that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya a wonder ful girl an thats why your friends love you so friends? you saw the way they treated me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley hananh montana would you still be her firends? you kidding?of course we will lily: miley you my best friend way before i knew you were hannah montana then why ya'll just walk out on me lily and its your dream! mileys mom: and its only scary your worried about that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing a starving walrus.....mom this is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular a cute tone deaf walrus thanks lily: i like mom shes funny shes pretty too miley: alright your out of oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i want to go STop! this is not fair! the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little sister that i love jackson: okay you can wake up any now Miley: i done yet! mileys the only thing you have here is that people care about ya miley; your mommy mileys ya think! miley: oh what the heck get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were hannah and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think confusing me with daddy mileys mom: oh im not about you one bit miley: mom i your hugs mileys mom: oh baby girl not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest robby ray: you did honey mileys mom: your doing a pretty good job self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! know you told me not to do that but his was a very emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mileys mom: i dont know how many im going to tell you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have that table no the girls having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was allways a over mom: yeah you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out hey its your dream! miley: not time.. jackson: if its not my dream and not yours then who is it? mileys mom: i i know ( robby up ) robby: was right about that coco