Hannah: Thank you i you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? Y'all are I'll sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You some toast? I bet you do... Robby: add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of grape so sad, it all your you bad dad! You know what son? Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: she is! Six enchoors! The voice that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) they were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Robby: Here, try of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you make it... me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know honey this used to happen to me all the when I was on tour. The only thing that would help is when Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her mouth arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, it like that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that would break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm that you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her name Jackson: Jenny and shes a babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits Jackson with the pad) Robby: Couldn't have said it myself. (Miley into space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like purse!... now thats just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the thats the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! th- (miley her self) I know, drives me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: up, Dex? Dex: Miley, better? Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: some other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not to say that with him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know your scared, but we have to out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I can- I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The thing you want to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you make her DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you thinking that! Robbie: Okay, now Miley can talk, lets see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no small frustration, ever you down. Lilly & No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Make it rock, yeah! Miley: what you make it so come on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: on, Come on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? Whats Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on it's own. If you ever to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Surgery? Really?! Doctor: We're about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just that I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt does it? I stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that this surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I the chances of losing your singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Robbie Oh boy... One in a million?! What if I'm that one! Robbie Ray: Doc, you this close! Doc: I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Miley I really think you're over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana again all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy dont you open this one Young miley: yes! just what i wanted now i can be like daddy! Mileys mom: lets somthing! Young miley: rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you bye drive careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! girl might give you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i might have to you up on stage with me mom and robbie: encour encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from fivety away peeyou! jackson: im gunna get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no in the house he did it she did it mileys mom: dont ya loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady if something goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to worry about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be down Miley: how do you know robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i that uncle earles is never going to be a model and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney miley: dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( dream )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! is that useless free loader!? Miley: right here robby ray: i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You i like a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry daddy i..im still the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im just so hungry hmmm month old skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here trout like the queen of shila! but i can daddy ive been practicing listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: dont EVER do again! Robby ray: Now there is only one person in this house that can sing and we all who that is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells from fivety miles ray: Ladies and gentamen please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey thats the dumiest thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state that ryems with your name little miss nobody Miley: oh please like anyone would be a fan of.buckey Lily: oh my gosh oh my look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! i love you! Miley: GUYS! what are you its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you something? lily: its sounds like a wash up popstar and lily: ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids lets hurry up we want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i be going to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me this. i have feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy what happened to nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney your much more than that your also a rack sweet niblets! roby ray : miley we love to take you with us but you got to many hang jackson oliver and jackson: was a good one dady! robbyray: see i you i was funny Miley: no! dont leave somebody me!...please? Mileys mom: Baby girl you always had the strangest moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot before bed dint he?He knows what sugar does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is get an ear full miley: not Miley mom: its your sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was eating skin? Miley alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what really on your Miley:i lost my and if i doesnt come back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle garage sales! mom if i cant sing then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with that?i think is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down inside she is enough to know that is? Mileys mom: yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an thats why your friends you so much Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana would you still be her firends? you kidding?of course we will lily: miley you were my best way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: why ya'll just walk out on me and oliver: its your dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your worried that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a cute tone deaf walrus jackson: lily: i like your mom funny shes pretty too miley: your out of here oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i dont to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous sister that i love jackson: okay you can up any time now Miley: i aint yet! mileys mom:see the only you have here is that people care about ya miley; your mommy mileys ya think! miley: oh what the heck olvier get in you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now miley: mom i think your confusing me with mileys mom: oh im not about you one bit miley: mom i your hugs mileys oh baby girl there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest ray: you did good honey mileys mom: doing a pretty good job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a very emotion...MILEY UP NOW mileys i dont know how many times im going to tell you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant you still have that table no wonder the girls having nightmares sorry darling you know i was allways a push over mileys yeah you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out hey its your dream! miley: not time.. jackson: if its not my dream and not yours then who is it? mom: i think i know ( robby up ) robby: was right about that coco