Hannah: Thank you i you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? Y'all are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! Lets it guys! (I Got starts playing) You want some toast? I bet you do... Robby: add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of so sad, it all your fault you bad dad! You know what son? Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) There she is! Six enchoors! The voice that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were such a aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Robby: Here, try of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's you make it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know this used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would help is when your told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: Robby: talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her mouth arm) There you go. Now listen, keep it like that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to now. I know that would just break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the concert you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't believe you I'm that selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): her name son? Jenny and shes a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits with the writing pad) Robby: Couldn't have said it myself. (Miley smiles space) Lilly:Miley, I know you to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Miley, release. Fine, you leave me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like purse!... now thats just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about nature is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) Oliver: I know, me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: up, Dex? Dex: Miley, feeling better? Great so maybe if ur not busy night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just plant one on her now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, Oken I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say that him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it will be 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know scared, but we have to find out sooner or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just when and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I can- I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to hear your again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The thing you want to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you thinking that! Robbie: Okay, now that Miley can talk, lets see if can sing. Robbie:(singing) let no small frustration, ever bring you down. Lilly & No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Make it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's what you it so come on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: Come on, Come on, now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? Whats Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Surgery? Really?! Doctor: We're talking about a very minor operation...I do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just that I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt does it? I should now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that this surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the chances of your singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Robbie Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! What if I'm one! Ray: Doc, you were this close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere that many! Not that i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy you open this one next? Young miley: yes! just what i now i can be just like daddy! Mileys mom: hear somthing! Young miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you tennesse bye careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! this girl might you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i might have to take you up on stage me Miley mom and encour encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson from fivety miles away peeyou! jackson: im gunna get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no running in the he did it she did it mileys mom: dont ya just loove
hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to keep saying it you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be hannah anymore? well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to worry about is what flavor ya'll going to be scarfing down Miley: how do you that? robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is going to be a underware model and i know your voice is be fine, you get some rest now huney miley: dad robbie night luv you luv ya ( mileys )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is that useless loader!? Miley: right daddy robby ray: i i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry daddy i..im still the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats that on the of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry im im just so hungry hmmm month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice meen you can lay around here eating trout skin the queen of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive practicing listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: dont do that again! Robby ray: Now there is only one in this house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells from fivety aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby ray: and gentamen please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey kentucky the dumiest thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous you dont have a state that ryems with your name anymore little miss nobody oh please like anyone would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! lily: i you! Miley: GUYS! what are you its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you something? lily: yeah its sounds like a up popstar and lily: ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids lets hurry up we dont want to be late for big concert the limos waiting jackson: oh oh one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be going to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please treat me like this. i have feelings im not a of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there are Miley: daddy happened to me?im nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney your much more than that your a coat rack miley: niblets! roby ray : miley we love to take you us but you got to many hang upss oliver and lilly:aaahhahhahha jackson: that was a one dady! robbyray: see i you i was funny no! dont leave somebody help me!...please? Mileys mom: Baby you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows sugar does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is get an ear full miley: not Miley mom: its your dream pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was trout skin? Miley mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me now tell me what really on your Miley:i lost my and if i doesnt come back then.......then Mileys Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle earls garage sales! Miley: mom if i sing then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down she is strong enough to know that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an thats why your friends you so much Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If wasnt hananh montana would you still be her firends? oliver:are you kidding?of course we lily: you were my best friend way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: then why ya'll walk out on me lily and its your dream! mileys mom: and its scary because your worried about that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a cute deaf walrus jackson: lily: i like your mom funny shes pretty too miley: alright out of here oliver: wait,why am i i dont want to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little sister that i love okay you can wake up any time now Miley: i done yet! mileys mom:see the only thing you have here is that people about ya miley; right mommy mom: ya think! miley: oh the heck olvier get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now miley: mom i think your confusing me daddy mileys mom: oh im not about you one bit miley: mom i miss hugs mileys mom: oh girl there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest robby ray: you did honey mileys mom: your doing a pretty good job your self..except for that hot before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mom: i dont know how many times im going to tell you.. robby: wakey wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have that table no wonder the having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was allways a over mileys mom: you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out jackson: hey its dream! not this time.. jackson: well if its not my and not yours then who is it? mileys mom: i think i ( wakes up ) robby: momma was right that coco