Hannah: Thank you i you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You want more? Y'all are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Robby: Please add some jam and too, Jackson: Were out of grape so sad, it all your you bad dad! Robby: You what son? Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were such a great aud-. they were a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you make it... me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know honey this to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing would help is when your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her mouth arm) There you go. Now listen, keep it like that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and when your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot for the concert don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm that selfish put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her son? Jackson: and shes a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits with the writing pad) Robby: Couldn't have said it myself. (Miley into space) Lilly:Miley, I know you to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... Okay now just rude. Lilly: Miley, I this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you catch a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about nature is just so quiet and peaceful. Not what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) I know, drives me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: What up, Dex: Miley, feeling Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: some other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding Oken I can still see you...Miley! me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say that with him right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it will be exactly 1 in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know your scared, but we have to find out or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't either! You are falling apart just when Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I can- I CAN TALK! It's so good to hear your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you weren't that! Okay, now that Miley can talk, lets see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no frustration, ever bring you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a situation and it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Oliver: it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's you make it so come on! Lilly, & Miley: Come on, Come on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert Whats that? Oh you bad girl! Hannah: what you make it so lets make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Surgery? Really?! Doctor: We're talking about a minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying that I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) It doesnt does it? I should stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the chances of losing singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Ray: Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! if I'm that one! Ray: Doc, you were this close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think you're over reacting,this is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana again all because a of a weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy dont you this one next? Young miley: yes! what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! Mileys lets hear somthing! Young miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you tennesse bye careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! this girl might give you a run for money! robbie:ONE day i might have to you up on stage with me Miley mom and encour encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from miles away peeyou! young im gunna get you runt! miley: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no running in the he did it she did it mileys mom: dont ya loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous hot coco and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is to be fine,all you have to worry about is what flavor ya'll going to be scarfing down Miley: how do you that? robbie well, there some things that daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney goodnight dad robbie night luv you luv ya ( dream )
ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is that useless free loader!? Miley: right daddy robby ray: i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a nice in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry daddy i..im still the oven! robby ray: a minite whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im so hungry hmmm month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout skin like the of shila! but i can daddy ive been practicing listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: dont EVER do again! Robby ray: Now is only one person in this house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle miley smells from fivety miles aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby ray: Ladies and gentamen please welcome kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey kentucky thats the dumiest i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state ryems with your name anymore little miss nobody oh please like anyone would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my gosh look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! KENTUCKY!! dude dude dude dude you rock! lily: i you! Miley: GUYS! are you doing its jackson! umm im sorry did you hear something? lily: yeah its sounds a wash up popstar oliver and lily: ah ha! Robby ray: on kids lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i be going to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me this. i have feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy happened to me?im nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney your much more than that your also a rack miley: niblets! ray : miley we love to take you with us but you got to many hang upss jackson oliver and jackson: that was a one dady! robbyray: see i you i was funny Miley: no! dont leave help me!...please? mom: Baby girl you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows sugar does to ya! i swaer im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is gonna get an ear full miley: not Miley mom: its your dream pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were you when i was eating trout skin? Miley mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what on mind? Miley:i lost my voice and if i doesnt back then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle earls garage sales! Miley: mom if i cant sing then..im just...just Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with that?i think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep inside she is strong enough to know is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an why your friends you so much Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana would you still be her firends? oliver:are you kidding?of course we lily: miley you were my best way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: why ya'll just walk out on me and oliver: its your dream! mileys and its only scary because your worried about that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you honey..just a regular walrus a cute tone deaf walrus thanks lily: i like your mom shes oliver: pretty too miley: alright out of here oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i dont to go STop! this is not fair! the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little sister that i love jackson: okay you can up any time now Miley: i done yet! mileys mom:see the only thing you have here is that people about ya miley; your mommy mom: ya think! miley: oh what the olvier get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were hannah and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think your confusing me with mom: oh im not worried about you one bit miley: mom i your hugs mileys mom: oh baby girl there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say to your friends and get some rest robby ray: you did honey mom: your doing a pretty good job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a very emotion...MILEY UP NOW mileys mom: i know how many times im going to tell you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have that table no wonder the girls having robby: darling you know i was allways a push over mileys mom: you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) jackson cut it out jackson: hey its dream! not this time.. jackson: well if its not my dream and not yours who is it? mileys i think i know ( robby up ) robby: was right about that coco