Hannah: Thank you i love you too everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You want more? Y'all are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got starts playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Robby: add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of grape so sad, it all your you bad dad! Robby: You know what Jackson: Yeah, You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) Well they were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well isn't good! Robby: Here, try of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you make it... me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know honey this used to to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would is when your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her with arm) Robby: you go. Now listen, keep it like that or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and when hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the concert you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her name Jenny and shes a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits with the writing pad) Robby: Couldn't have it better myself. (Miley smiles space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops isn't gonna do but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... now thats just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you wanna a few? Lilly: Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the over! Pull th- (miley her self) Oliver: I know, me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: What up, Dex: Miley, feeling better? so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're hard to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe other time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding Oken I can see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say that with him right there...oops!
Jackson: it will be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know your scared, but we have to find out or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just when and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont if I can- I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you want to do is over it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh you weren't thinking that! Robbie: Okay, now that Miley can talk, see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) let no small frustration, ever bring you down. Lilly & No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a situation and it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Make it rock, yeah! Miley: what you make it so come on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: Come on, on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert wonderful? that? Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on it's own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm you'll need surgery Surgery? Really?! Doctor: We're about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt it? I should stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that this surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the chances of losing your singing voice would be one in a million! Robbie Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! What if I'm one! Robbie Ray: Doc, you this close! When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think you're over reacting,this surgen is one of the in the country! Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana again all a of a giant weiner!
( computer) here you go miley wy dont you open this one next? Young yes! just what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! Mileys mom: hear somthing! Young miley: rock rock rock yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah thank you tennesse bye careful! Miley did you hear that! this girl might give you a run for your money! day i might have to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells fivety miles away peeyou! jackson: im gunna get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! hey! no running in the house he did it she did it mileys dont ya just loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im going to saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby not going to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be scarfing down Miley: how do you know robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware model and i know your is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney goodnight dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( mileys )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! is that useless free loader!? right here daddy robby ray: i i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i like a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry i..im still cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im just so hungry hmmm month old skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here trout skin like the of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive been practicing listen (trying to sing) IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: dont do that again! Robby ray: Now there is only one in this house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells from fivety miles Robby ray: Ladies and please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey kentucky thats the dumiest thing i heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state that ryems with your anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh please like anyone be a fan of.buckey kentucky oh my gosh oh my gosh look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! i love you! Miley: GUYS! what are you its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you hear lily: its sounds like a wash up popstar and lily: ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be going to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please dont me like this. i have feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY AND MY WALLET..oh there they are daddy what happened to me?im nothing but a table! robby ray: aww hunney your much more than your also a coat rack sweet niblets! roby ray : miley we love to take you with us but you got to hang upss oliver and lilly:aaahhahhahha jackson: was a good one dady! see i told you i was funny Miley: no! dont leave help me!...please? Mileys Baby girl you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows what sugar to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im in to one of his dreams and he is gonna get an ear full miley: not Miley mom: its dream sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was eating skin? Miley mom: alright baby girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what on your Miley:i lost my voice and if i doesnt back then.......then mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of at uncle earls garage sales! Miley: mom if i sing then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is wrong with that?i think is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down she is strong enough to know that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful an thats why your friends love you so Miley:what friends? you saw the way treated me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If wasnt hananh montana would you still be her firends? oliver:are you course we will lily: you were my best friend way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: then why ya'll just out on me lily and oliver: its dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your worried about that surgey Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing a starving walrus.....mom this is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a walrus a cute tone deaf walrus jackson: lily: i your mom shes funny shes pretty too miley: your out of here oliver: wait,why am i i dont want to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little sister that i love okay you can wake up any time now Miley: i done yet! mileys mom:see the only thing you have here is that people care ya miley; your right mom: ya think! miley: oh what the heck get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows mom i think your confusing me with daddy mileys oh im not worried about you one bit miley: mom i your hugs mileys mom: oh baby girl there not far away all you to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest ray: you did good honey mileys mom: your doing a pretty job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do that but his was a emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mileys mom: i dont know how many im going to tell you.. robby: miley wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still have that table no the girls having nightmares robby: darling you know i was allways a push over mileys yeah you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) jackson cut it out jackson: hey its dream! not this time.. jackson: well if its not my dream and not yours who is it? mileys mom: i i know ( robby up ) robby: momma was right about that