Hannah: you i love you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? Y'all are awesome I'll all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got Nerve playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Robby: add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of grape so sad, it all fault you bad dad! Robby: You what son? Yeah, dad? You got nerve! (Miley out) Robby: There she is! Six enchoors! The voice that stop! Miley:(croaky) Well were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Here, try some of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's what you it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You honey this used to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would help is your Momma told me not to talk for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: You're talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her mouth arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, keep it like or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next of days just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and your hearts breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot for the concert don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Jackson: Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her son? Jenny and shes a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits Jackson the writing pad) Couldn't have said it better myself. (Miley smiles space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. Thats gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! capris, oh I like your purse!... Okay now just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you catch a few? Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, please? Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) Oliver: I know, me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: up, Dex? Dex: Miley, better? Great so maybe if ur not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing hard to get.(Miley Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie plant one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe some time!...
Teacher: Four score and seven ago is the beginning of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, Oken I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say that him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: Okay it be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: Darling I know your scared, but we have to find out or later. jackson: Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just when and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you it already, I'm nervous enough and I dont know if I can- I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so good to your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! Lilly: The last thing you to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh like you weren't that! Robbie: Okay, now that Miley can talk, lets see if can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no small frustration, bring you down. & Oliver: No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new everything can change, make it all you want it to be! Stayin' mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! Lilly & Oliver: it rock, yeah! Miley: Life's what you it so come on! Lilly, Oliver & Miley: Come on, on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the concert Whats that? Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you make it so make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going away on own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Miley: Really?! Doctor: talking about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just saying that I could...Not you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt it? I should stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you this surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the of losing your singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Ray: Oh boy... Miley: One in a million?! What if I'm one! Ray: Doc, you were this close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near many! Not that i havent done alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you were going to be a and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Robbie Ray: Miley I really think over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, what do you think's gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana all because a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy you open this one next? Young miley: yes! what i wanted now i can be just like daddy! Mileys mom: lets somthing! Young miley: rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah you tennesse bye drive careful! Miley did you hear that! this girl might give you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i might have to take you up on stage me Miley mom and encour encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from fivety miles peeyou! young jackson: im get you runt! miley: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no running in the he did it she did it mileys dont ya just loove christmas?
robbie:ray hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im to keep saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if goes bad in the surgey room and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess your gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be scarfing down Miley: how do you know ray: well, there some things that daddy knows like i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware and i know your voice is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney goodnight dad robbie ray: luv you luv ya ( dream )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! is that useless free loader!? Miley: here daddy robby ray: i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry i..im still cleaning the oven! robby ray: wait a minite whats that on the of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry im im just so hungry hmmm month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite your face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout like the queen of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive practicing listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby ray: EVER do that again! Robby ray: Now there is only one person in house that can sing and we all know who that is.. Jackson: bells miley smells from fivety miles aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay ray: Ladies and gentamen please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey kentucky thats the dumiest thing i heard Jackon:Your jealous that you dont have a state that ryems with your name anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh please like would be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my gosh look its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! i love you! Miley: GUYS! what are you its jackson! oliver: umm im sorry did you hear lily: yeah its sounds like a wash up oliver and lily: ah ha! Robby ray: come on kids hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the limos waiting jackson: oh oh one in is a miley! Miley: up guys! i should be going to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me like this. i feelings im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : HOLD ON KIDS I TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy what happened to me?im but a table! robby aww hunney your much more than that your also a coat rack miley: niblets! roby ray : we love to take you with us but you got to many hang upss oliver and lilly:aaahhahhahha jackson: that was a one dady! robbyray: see i told you i was Miley: no! dont somebody help me!...please? Mileys mom: Baby girl you always had the dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy gave some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows what does to ya! i swaer im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is gonna get an ear full miley: not mom: its your dream sweet pea if you dont like all you have to do is change it Miley: is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was eating trout Miley mom: alright baby girl you you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what really on mind? Miley:i lost my voice and if i doesnt come then.......then Mileys Miley..do you think if you werent hannah montana your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more than your dad with a pocket full of cash at uncle earls garage sales! Miley: mom if i cant then..im just...just miley Mileys mom:and what in the world is with that?i think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down inside she is strong to know that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your dady and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an why your friends love you so Miley:what friends? you saw the way they me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt hananh montana would you still be her firends? you kidding?of course we will lily: miley you were my best friend way before i knew you were hannah then why ya'll just walk out on me lily and oliver: its dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your worried that surgey tomorrow Jackson: its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys mom: oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a cute tone deaf thanks lily: i your mom shes funny oliver: pretty too miley: alright your out of oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i dont want to go STop! is not fair! jackson: the point is that weither your hannah montana or not your the annoying obxinous little sister that i love okay you can wake up any time now Miley: i aint yet! mom:see the only thing you have here is that people care about ya miley; your mommy mom: ya think! miley: oh what the heck get in here you Mileys mom: you were loved even before you were hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on are they now shows miley: mom i think your confusing me daddy mileys mom: oh im not about you one bit mom i miss your hugs mileys mom: oh baby there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest robby ray: you did good mileys mom: your a pretty good job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you told me not to do but his was a very emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mom: i dont know how many times im going to tell you.. robby: wakey wakey mileys mom: and i cant you still have that table no wonder the girls having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was a push over mileys mom: you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) jackson cut it out jackson: hey its dream! miley: not time.. jackson: well if its not my dream and not yours who is it? mom: i think i know ( wakes up ) robby: momma was right about that