Hannah: you i love you too goodnight everybody! Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!!! Hannah: You guys want more? are awesome I'll sing all night if you want! Lets kick it guys! (I Got starts playing) Jackson: You want toast? I bet you do... Robby: add some jam and butter too, Jackson: Were out of so sad, it all your fault you bad dad! Robby: You what son? Yeah, dad? You got nerve! (Miley out) There she is! Six enchoors! The voice that wouldn't stop! Miley:(croaky) Well were such a great aud-. they were such a great audi-. Well this isn't good! Robby: Here, try of this. (pours juice) (Miley a sip) Miley:(trying to sing) Life's you make it... Help me! (Miley a humidifier) Do Re Mi Fa Soooo...Not working! Robby: And it won't work if you keep talking. You know honey this to happen to me all the time when I was on tour. The only thing that would help is when your Momma told me not to for a while. I can do that. Mile. Miley: Robby: talking. Dang, oh, dang! (Cover her mouth arm) Robby: There you go. Now listen, keep it like or we're gonna have to cancel the big concert on tv Saturday.
Jackson: Thats a girl now if u need to say anything for the next couple of days just use that. Montana has never canceled a concert before and she is not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart, and when your breaks baby sis, so does mine! Robby:(Talking for Miley) You got a hot date for the don't you Jerkson. Dad?! Robby: She it! Ugh, I can't believe you think I'm that selfish you'd put my own sis Robby(interrupts): Whats her son? Jackson: Jenny and a total babe! So put cork in it froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this. Ah, ah, ah, use the pad. (Miley Hits Jackson with the pad) Robby: Couldn't have it better myself. (Miley into space) Lilly:Miley, I know you want to get better but sucking on those lollipops gonna do anything but rot your teeth. Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! Lilly:Hhmmm! Miley:(mumbling) Huhnuh! (Car sound) Lilly: Miley, release. Fine, you me no choice. Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Ahh! Hah. Oliver: Wow a week with out talking. gotta be hard for a girl. Not us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. I couldn't talk for a month wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris, oh I like your purse!... Okay now just rude. Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be for you but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back. Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a Oh yeah!...Please, please, please, please? Look! Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach thats the thing about that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull th- (miley her self) Oliver: I know, me crazy, too! Hey, Oliver. Oliver: up, Dex? Dex: Miley, feeling better? Great so maybe if ur not Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something. Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you.(speaking for miley) In your dreams! A ponit, Dexter!(tells miley)We're playing to get.(Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was, movies shmovie just one on her right now, Big Boy! Ouch! Will you make up your mind you and me are Dex signals. dex: Maybe some time!...
Teacher: Four and seven years ago is the beginning of what famous speech? Finger on my hand. find the smartest in the land! Beep Beep beep beep, sliding I can still see you...Miley! Make me smiley! Lily: I got this one for you... Mileys answer is the Bettysburgh address...Uh, i think she means Betty-burghs address! Whos Bettyburgh? What?! The only other on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not going to say with him sitting right there...oops!
Jackson: it will be exactly 1 week in 3...2...1...SPEAK! Robbie Ray: I know your scared, but we have to find out sooner or later. Dads right, Miles...Miles?.....Oh great. Now she can't hear either! You are falling apart just when Jenny and I need you the most! That is so like you! Miley: Would you shut it already, I'm nervous enough and I know if I can- I CAN TALK! lilly: It's so to hear your voice again! Miley:" I Dex"?! The last thing you want to do is over work it! "Bettyburghs address"!?! Oliver: Oh, ho, ho...Boy, did you her look DUMB! "PLANT ONE ON HER NOW BIG BOY"!? oliver: Oh you weren't thinking that! Robbie: Okay, now that Miley can talk, see if Hannah can sing. Robbie:(singing) Don't let no small frustration, ever you down. Lilly & No, no, no! Robbie: Just take a and turn it all around! Miley: (singing) With a new attitude everything can change, make it all you want it to be! mad, why do that? Give yourself a break. Laugh about it and you'll see! Life's what you make it so let's make it rock! & Oliver: Make it rock, yeah! Miley: what you make it so come on! Lilly, Oliver & Come on, Come on, everybody now! Weh, wow! Jackson: Oh Jenny, isn't the wonderful? Whats that? Oh you bad girl! Hannah: Life's what you it so lets make it rock! Life's what you make it so (Next part croaky) come on!...Come on! Doctor: I'm sorry, Miley. But this problem is not going on it's own. If you ever want to sing again, I'm afraid you'll need surgery Miley: Really?! Doctor: We're about a very minor operation...I could do it blind-folded! Ah! Doc: I won't!...I'm just that I could...Not that you'd know, you'd be out cold...Doesn't that make you feel better? (Miley her head, no) Doctor: It doesnt does it? I stop now. You think?! Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm just reassuring you that surgery is no big deal. One hour in my office, one week in recovery and everything will be fine. K. Doctor: Really, I mean the chances of losing singing voice permanently would be one in a million! Robbie Oh boy... One in a million?! What if I'm that one! Robbie Ray: Doc, you were close! Doc: When I say one in a million, thats just a figure of speech. I havent done anywhere near that many! Not that i havent alot... Because I have! I'm going. Miley: Daddy! There was a one and a million chance you going to be a rockstar and that happened, there was a one in a million chance that i'd be a popstar and that happened! Face it Dad, this family is one in a million central! Ray: Miley I really think you're over reacting,this surgen is one of the best in the country! Jackson: Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you gonna happen?Just when the sugery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew! Miley: OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana again all a of a giant weiner!
( computer) robbie: here you go miley wy dont you open this one Young miley: yes! just what i wanted now i can be just daddy! Mileys mom: lets somthing! Young rock rock rock yeah yeah yeah rock rock rock ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah you tennesse bye drive careful! Miley mom: did you hear that! this might give you a run for your money! robbie:ONE day i might to take you up on stage with me Miley mom and robbie: encour Miley:okay Jingle bells jackson smells from miles away peeyou! jackson: im gunna get you runt! young aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! robbie: hey! no in the house he did it she did it mileys dont ya just loove christmas?
hey milez i made you some of my famous loco hot coco and little marshmellows so you dont chokeo...chokeo......chokeo im to keep saying it until you laugh..chokeo Miley; dady what if something goes bad in the room and i..i..cant be hannah montana anymore? Robbie: well i guess gunna hae to pack your bags and get out,baby thats not going to happen everything is going to be fine,all you have to worry about is what icecream flavor ya'll going to be down Miley: how do you that? robbie ray: well, there some things that daddy knows i know the sun is going to come up tomorrow i know that uncle earles is never going to be a underware model and i know your is gunna be fine, you get some rest now huney goodnight dad robbie night luv you luv ya ( dream )
robby ray:MILLLLEEYYY! were is useless free loader!? Miley: here daddy robby ray: i thought i told you to iron theese socks!?!You knwo i a nice crease in my hosery!' miley: s..sorry daddy i..im still the oven! robby ray: a minite whats that on the corner of your mouth?!Have you been eating the burn bits off the burner pan again?! Miley:Sorry dady im im so hungry hmmm month old trout skin my favorite! robby ray: well quite stuffing face and get to ironing!Just beacuse that surgey caused you to lose your singing voice doesnt meen you can lay around here eating trout like the queen of shila! Miley: but i can daddy ive been listen (trying to sing) THISS IS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE! Robby dont EVER do that again! Robby ray: Now there is only one person in this house that can sing and we all know who is.. Jackson: Jingle bells miley smells from fivety aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaay Robby Ladies and gentamen please welcome buckey kentucky! jackson:THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you... Miley: But..jackson could never sing..and buckey kentucky thats the thing i ever heard Jackon:Your just jealous that you dont have a state that ryems with your anymore little miss nobody Miley: oh please like anyone be a fan of.buckey kentucky Lily: oh my gosh oh my gosh its BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! BUCKEY KENTUCKY!! Oliver: dude dude dude you rock! lily: i you! Miley: GUYS! what are you its jackson! oliver: umm im did you hear something? lily: yeah its sounds like a wash up and lily: ah hahah ha! Robby ray: come on kids lets hurry up we dont want to be late for buckey big concert the waiting oh oh last one in is a miley! Miley: wait up guys! i should be to the concert to!i was hannah montana once..please dont treat me like this. i have im not a piece of furniture!guys! im not a piece of furniture!Okay maybe i am.. robby ray : ON KIDS I HAVE TO GET MY KEYS AND MY WALLET..oh there they are Miley: daddy what happened to me?im but a table! robby ray: aww your much more than that your also a coat rack miley: niblets! roby ray : miley we love to take you with us but you got to many hang oliver and lilly:aaahhahhahha jackson: was a good one dady! robbyray: see i told you i was Miley: no! dont leave help me!...please? Mileys Baby girl you always had the strangest dreams moma!? ma! it is you.. Mileys mom: you daddy some of his loco hot coco before bed dint he?He knows what sugar does to ya! i swaer when im finished hear im poping in to one of his dreams and he is gonna get an ear miley: not Miley mom: its your dream sweet pea if you dont like all you to do is change it is not that easy..hey!maybe it was..were were you when i was eating trout skin? Miley mom: alright girl you know you didnt dream me here to ask me that now tell me what really on mind? Miley:i lost my voice and if i doesnt come then.......then Mileys mom: Miley..do you think if you werent hannah your no better then a piece of furniture look at that i swear there is nothing more dangerous than your dad with a pocket full of cash at earls garage sales! mom if i cant sing then..im just...just miley Mileys what in the world is wrong with that?i think justmiley is pretty darn wonderfull and i know deep down inside she is enough to know that is? Mileys mom: heck yeah!Thats the way your and i raised ya your a wonder ful girl an thats why your friends you so much Miley:what friends? you saw the way treated me Mileys mom:Oh for heavens sake lily oliver get in here!If miley wasnt montana would you still be her firends? oliver:are you course we will lily: miley you were my best way before i knew you were hannah montana MILEY: then why ya'll just out on me and oliver: its your dream! mileys mom: and its only scary because your worried that surgey tomorrow its true miley in real life i sing like a starving walrus.....mom this is the part were you say oh no you dont honey! mileys oh no you dont honey..just a regular walrus a cute tone deaf walrus thanks lily: i your mom shes funny oliver: pretty too miley: alright your out of oliver: wait,why am i leaveing i dont to go STop! this is not fair! jackson: the point is weither your hannah montana or not your still the annoying obxinous little sister that i love okay you can wake up any time now Miley: i done yet! mileys mom:see the only thing you have here is that people about ya miley; right mommy mileys ya think! miley: oh what the heck olvier get in you Mileys mom: you loved even before you were hannah montana and your still going to be love after hannahs on were are they now shows miley: mom i think your confusing me daddy mileys oh im not worried about you one bit miley: mom i miss your mileys mom: oh baby there not far away all you have to do is think of me and there there now say goodbye to your friends and get some rest ray: you did good honey mileys mom: your doing a pretty job your self..except for that hot chocolate before bed! robby:i know you me not to do that but his was a very emotion...MILEY WAKE UP NOW mileys mom: i dont know how times im going to tell you.. miley wakey wakey mileys mom: and i cant believe you still that table no wonder the girls having nightmares robby: sorry darling you know i was a push over mom: yeah you were.. (robbys ) ( and mom sing) miley: cut it out hey its your dream! miley: not time.. well if its not my dream and not yours then who is it? mileys mom: i think i ( robby up ) robby: momma was about that coco