The road to the top through cross guards and knocks Copper times and endless city blocks Thieves straight as they never crooked rent-a-cops craps in the back of vacant city lots
Free-range circus acts and facts Dancing in my solar soggy of dick and smack Fist-fucking fagots at the White on gym Rats run the wire while I'm looking for a
I go and forth just like a cameo song wanna love me but the line is too long I make 'em take a number, wake 'em from slumber What you know about Mickey? He's a bad
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of rest I'm on the microphone like smallpox Wild-eyed babies go crazy when I Blind old ladies into diabetic
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden and a platinum frown
'Cause all the same when they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
I flow like an acrobat, go tell manager That Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' I fly flicks with my dick at your I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche
I brought your whole formula, just up Storm the line and then I find a spot for lunch punch when the loot comes Rocket boosters my boots on
Underneath the tundra out for the Thundercats Holds no better this brother act I ripped the mats out your lover's pad And your mother's ass right in front of your dad
night, a brass pipe and a flashlight Smashed my crown and left me with a black eye The bad guy, walking over Who can't die but still
'Cause all the same when they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a smile and a platinum frown
Leave your gods and your politics at home 'Cause I just drink and be left alone I gotta who likes to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar away from me
ask for a smoke or to make some change I care about your kid or your menstrual pains You can call me but I like my solitude And we don't need to while we're playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at sister That toothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now rack the balls while I'm in the Pissin' out vodka and up the walls
I turn off the when my lady calls Don't point your finger unless you a brawl I chalk up my cue and sink the eight Then reach into my pocket and a Pall Mall
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown