The road to the top through cross guards and knocks Copper penny times and endless blocks Thieves straight as they been crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the back of vacant city
Free-range circus acts and facts Dancing in my solar bowl of dick and smack fagots at the White on gym mats Rats run the wire I'm looking for a match
I go back and forth just like a song Honeys wanna love me but the is too long I make 'em take a number, 'em from their slumber What you know about Mickey? He's a bad
Truckers get my digits off the of rest stops I'm sick on the microphone like Wild-eyed go crazy when I rock Blind old ladies into shock
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
I flow like an acrobat, go tell manager That Mickey Avalon ain't no amateur I fly flicks with my dick at your I rip the out my girl's Porsche Carrera
I brought your whole formula, warmin' up Storm the front and then I find a spot for lunch Toxic-proof punch the loot comes Rocket with my boots on
Underneath the tundra out for the Thundercats Holds no better this brother act I the rubber mats out your lover's pad And kicked your mother's ass right in of your dad
Last night, a brass pipe and a Smashed my crown and left me down with a eye The bad guy, over landmines Who die but still cried?
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
Leave your gods and politics back at home 'Cause I just wanna drink and be left I gotta who likes to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar away from me
ask for a smoke or to make some change I care about your kid or your menstrual pains You can me rude but I like my solitude And we need to chat while we're playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at sister snuggle toothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now the balls while I'm in the stall Pissin' out and walkin' up the walls
I turn off the ringer when my lady Don't your finger unless you want a brawl I up my cue and sink the eight ball Then into my pocket and light a Pall Mall
'Cause all the same when they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden and a platinum frown