The road to the top through cross guards and hard Copper penny times and city blocks Thieves straight as they never been crooked Shooting in the back of vacant city lots
Free-range circus acts and worthless Dancing in my solar bowl of dick and smack fagots at the White on gym mats Rats run the while I'm looking for a match
I go back and forth just a cameo song Honeys wanna love me but the is too long I make 'em a number, wake 'em from their slumber What you know Mickey? He's a bad motherfucker
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of stops I'm on the microphone like smallpox babies go crazy when I rock Blind old ladies into diabetic
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
I flow like an acrobat, go tell your That Mickey Avalon no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks my dick at your camera I rip the out my girl's Porsche Carrera
I brought whole formula, just warmin' up Storm the front line and then I find a spot for punch when the loot comes Rocket boosters with my on
Underneath the reach out for the Thundercats Holds no better this brother act I ripped the rubber mats out your pad And kicked your mother's ass right in of your dad
Last night, a pipe and a flashlight my crown and left me down with a black eye The bad guy, walking landmines Who can't die but cried?
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a smile and a platinum frown
your gods and your politics back at home 'Cause I just wanna drink and be left I gotta girl who likes to my ear off, see So I'm at the bar stay away from me
ask for a smoke or to make some change I don't about your kid or your menstrual pains You can me rude but I like my solitude And we don't need to while we're playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at sister snuggle toothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now the balls while I'm in the stall out vodka and walkin' up the walls
I turn off the when my lady calls Don't point your finger unless you a brawl I up my cue and sink the eight ball reach into my pocket and light a Pall Mall
'Cause it's all the when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a golden and a platinum frown