The road to the top cross guards and hard knocks penny times and endless city blocks Thieves straight as they been crooked rent-a-cops Shooting in the back of vacant city lots
Free-range acts and worthless facts Dancing in my solar soggy bowl of and smack fagots at the White on gym mats Rats run the wire while I'm looking for a
I go back and forth just like a cameo Honeys love me but the line is too long I make 'em take a number, wake 'em from slumber What you about Mickey? He's a bad motherfucker
get my digits off the stalls of rest stops I'm sick on the microphone smallpox Wild-eyed babies go when I rock old ladies into diabetic shock
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a golden smile and a frown
I like an acrobat, go tell your manager Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks my dick at your camera I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche
I your whole formula, just warmin' up Storm the front line and I find a spot for lunch Toxic-proof punch the loot comes Rocket boosters my boots on
Underneath the tundra reach out for the Holds no better than brother act I ripped the rubber mats out your pad And kicked your mother's ass in front of your dad
Last night, a brass and a flashlight Smashed my crown and left me with a black eye The bad guy, over landmines Who die but still cried?
'Cause it's all the when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
'Cause all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a platinum
Leave gods and your politics back at home 'Cause I just drink and be left alone I gotta who likes to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar away from me
ask for a smoke or to make some change I don't care about kid or your menstrual pains You can me rude but I like my solitude And we don't need to while we're playing pool
So cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at your sister That snuggle toothed sea hag, all blistered Now rack the balls I'm in the stall Pissin' out vodka and up the walls
I off the ringer when my lady calls Don't point your finger unless you want a I up my cue and sink the eight ball Then reach into my pocket and a Pall Mall
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a platinum
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum