The road to the top through guards and hard knocks Copper penny times and endless city Thieves straight as they never crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the back of vacant city
circus acts and worthless facts Dancing in my soggy bowl of dick and smack Fist-fucking fagots at the on gym mats Rats run the wire I'm looking for a match
I go and forth just like a cameo song Honeys love me but the line is too long I make 'em take a number, wake 'em their slumber What you know about Mickey? a bad motherfucker
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of rest I'm sick on the like smallpox Wild-eyed babies go crazy when I old ladies into diabetic shock
'Cause all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
I like an acrobat, go tell your manager That Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' I fly flicks with my dick at camera I rip the out my girl's Porsche Carrera
I brought your whole formula, just up Storm the front line and then I a spot for lunch Toxic-proof punch when the loot Rocket boosters my boots on
Underneath the tundra reach out for the Holds no better this brother act I ripped the mats out your lover's pad And your mother's ass right in front of your dad
Last night, a pipe and a flashlight Smashed my crown and me down with a black eye The bad guy, over landmines Who die but still cried?
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a frown
Leave your and your politics back at home 'Cause I just wanna drink and be alone I gotta girl who likes to my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar away from me
ask for a smoke or to make some change I don't about your kid or your menstrual pains You can call me rude but I like my And we don't need to while we're playing pool
So cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at your sister That toothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now the balls while I'm in the stall Pissin' out vodka and up the walls
I turn off the ringer when my lady Don't point your finger unless you want a I up my cue and sink the eight ball Then reach into my pocket and a Pall Mall
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a golden smile and a platinum