The road to the top through cross guards and knocks penny times and endless city blocks Thieves straight as they never been crooked Shooting craps in the back of vacant city
Free-range circus acts and facts Dancing in my soggy bowl of dick and smack Fist-fucking at the White on gym mats Rats run the wire I'm looking for a match
I go and forth just like a cameo song wanna love me but the line is too long I make 'em take a number, wake 'em their slumber What you know about He's a bad motherfucker
get my digits off the stalls of rest stops I'm sick on the microphone smallpox Wild-eyed go crazy when I rock Blind old ladies diabetic shock
'Cause all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
I flow like an acrobat, go tell your That Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' I fly flicks with my at your camera I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche
I your whole formula, just warmin' up Storm the front line and then I find a spot for Toxic-proof when the loot comes Rocket boosters my boots on
the tundra reach out for the Thundercats Holds no than this brother act I ripped the mats out your lover's pad And kicked your mother's ass in front of your dad
Last night, a pipe and a flashlight Smashed my crown and me down with a black eye The bad guy, over landmines Who can't die but cried?
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
Leave gods and your politics back at home 'Cause I just drink and be left alone I gotta who likes to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar stay away me
Don't ask for a or to make some change I don't care about kid or your menstrual pains You can call me rude but I my solitude And we don't to chat while we're playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I lookin' at your sister That snuggle toothed sea hag, all blistered Now rack the balls while I'm in the out vodka and walkin' up the walls
I off the ringer when my lady calls Don't your finger unless you want a brawl I chalk up my cue and sink the ball Then reach my pocket and light a Pall Mall
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a golden and a platinum frown